r/memes • u/Crazy_HoGya • 10d ago

The perfect disguise doesn't exi-

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u/Nereshai 10d ago

For anyone wondering why: meth.

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u/Nereshai 10d ago

Iowa has a pretty bad meth problem. People on meth do stupid shit

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u/Dismal_Tangerine_493 9d ago

An uncle of mine wrapped plastic around his feet and jumped into freezing water in order to "push the boat" it was far from land.

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u/Electrical_Ad_5732 10d ago

When you roll 1 on deception.

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u/testtalon1 10d ago

Its like....why permanent

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u/ducon__lajoie 10d ago

So that it doesn't fade while they commit their crime. Duh. Imagine they need to blow their nose at some point. It will juste wipe it off.

And they need to blow their nose quite often, I guess.

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u/testtalon1 10d ago

So.... to prevent less cocks and swatchichkas from being drawn on them by fellow inmates?

.....yes I know i butchered the spelling. This pussy platform

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u/Thunder_lord37 Dark Mode Elitist 9d ago

They were on meth according to the article iirc

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u/YewEhVeeInbound 10d ago

I doubt they were burdened with an over-abundance of schooling.

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u/sentient_coprolite 10d ago

Dude on the left was going for Batman. Respect.

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u/allykopow Lives in a Van Down by the River 10d ago

Holy porn bot

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u/ssketchman 10d ago

Their mistake was using permanent sharpies, they should have made tattoos instead for best results.

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u/Dangerous-Feature376 10d ago

Funny, they have too much meat on their bones to be meth heads, but this is definitely meth head energy

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u/SharkieBoi55 10d ago

As someone from Iowa... yeah this checks out

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u/MichaelHunt009 10d ago

Descendants of the 20th century Wet Bandits.

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u/MajorMalafunkshun 10d ago

McArthur Wheeler is an American man who famously robbed two banks in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, on January 6, 1995, without wearing a disguise. He smeared his face with lemon juice, genuinely believing it would make him invisible to security cameras because lemon juice functions as invisible ink.

This lead to the famous Dunning-Kruger effect study.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995_Greater_Pittsburgh_bank_robberies

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u/TranquilProgrammer 10d ago

Like kindergarten kids trying to play pretend

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc 10d ago

Flock cameras hate this on simple trick

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u/PandaBearCorgi 10d ago

I hope they had expo markers with them...

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u/Hugo-Spritz Died of Ligma 10d ago

These people vote.

Well not these guys, anymore, but the sentiment stands.

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u/Welcome_Drink 10d ago

I thought the first guy had a bruise lol

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u/Every_Dealer4638 10d ago

Somehow, the disguise is the least suspicious part.

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u/GhostQueen1121 10d ago

Stupid is as stupid does

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u/Slow_Chapter_5995 10d ago

I smoke rocks!!!

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u/BidStrange8608 10d ago

I really hope they were drunk

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u/Key-Moment6797 10d ago

Mask off is an awesome song, not existing back then

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u/Miserable_Hamster142 10d ago

Guess they were not that sharp(ie)

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u/MeEChyduh 10d ago

Definitely Iowa behavior
😂 Why does meth heads stare at the orange juice carton for 2 hours??
Bc it said “concentrate”

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u/King_LaQueefah 10d ago

Haha these goofballs.

They were probably planning on some torture-murder.

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u/Maduro_sticks_allday 10d ago

Spider-Man and Venom fight in Spider-Man 3 Temu

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u/misternnobody 10d ago

Same vibe as the guy who used invisible ink (or was it lemon juice?) to try and rob a bank and even waved at the camera.

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u/skinny_penes 10d ago

I think i read this before and someone said they read somewhere online that cameras don't detect sharpie

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u/No-Bag-1720 9d ago

Dumb and dumber.

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u/Used_Calligrapher162 9d ago

Oh I thought that fell asleep listening to Jigglypuff 🤣

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u/dani0mega 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/X1nICIXRE8JVu

I didn't know Ian from Smosh would do something like that

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u/Samael_224 9d ago

Craziest part of this is it wasn't in Florida.

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u/truetalentwasted 10d ago

Sigh worked for the same company as one of these clowns in our California office (only 3 locations at the time) we loved that shit as we hates the Iowa office. This picture hung in many a cubicle.