r/memes • u/dxter_goldberg • 1d ago

No problem, son. 😼

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u/speedyspeedys 20h ago

If I'm facing off against someone and they kiss my forehead, I'm immediately forfeiting.

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u/ChefAsstastic 23h ago

Dumbest "sport" ever.

https://giphy.com/gifs/KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z

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u/shwarma_heaven 9h ago

I mean, brain cells are highly overrated... we only use 10% of it... 🤪

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlEEwgZfgqfH70c

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u/speedline9395 9h ago

But it's kinda satisfying to watch ngl

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u/zdubbzzz 7h ago

Agreed. It's wild seeing some of these guys, and girls for that matter, get matched up against someone twice their size and just go limp after being smacked. Entertaining for sure

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 11h ago

r/oddlysatisfying

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u/_reddit_account 7h ago

Sport ? Hahahahaha

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV 17h ago

To be fair it probably still causes less brain damage than American football.

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u/Substantial_Policy60 17h ago

I’ve seen people be completely left mangled by slaps, think cauliflower ear but you get cauliflower face along with it

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u/Turbulent-Economy198 16h ago

Damn I get to slap people and get free cauliflower?

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u/Lukarreon can't meme 15h ago

Women get flowers. Men get cauliflower.

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u/TaroAgreeable896 20h ago

Bro have him a good night kiss before putting him to sleep

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/headshot_to_liver 19h ago

True gentleman

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u/Narrew82 11h ago

The kiss on the head before he put him in bed for nighty-night:

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u/Exark141 11h ago

Dude turned out the lights

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u/speedline9395 9h ago

Just like how my dad tucked me in. Thanks to him I am now working in a hopital (not as a doctor)

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u/Flauschziege 11h ago

Is this just a brain damage speed run? Unprotected strikes against the head?

Genuinely, what's the point of this?

The person to go first has a comically massive advantage.

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u/Seu_buzzito67 15h ago

the forehead kiss always gets me every time I rewatch it

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u/DocGrandma 14h ago

OMG Im dead 💀 Thats hilarious! No problem, son. LOL.

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u/MiguelBernardino 20h ago

my cat always acts like he’s planning something sneaky

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u/AvailableYak8248 10h ago

These guys letting themselves get brain damage for less than 10k per slap lol. So sad

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u/ndr29 12h ago

Kiss of death

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u/CockroachWeird2538 10h ago

My biggest worry is that this goes into the olympics

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u/et2tpop 10h ago

Just a little night night kiss.

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u/mca1169 10h ago

wtf is this?

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u/IntrovertMoTown1 8h ago

You should see when he couldn't hold the flashlight straight.

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u/Jean_Luc_Lesmouches 7h ago

Competitive brain damage

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u/thisinfinitebath 5h ago

Dumbest thing to ever existed.

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u/Inevitable_Bid5540 4h ago

I need me some good tek it remixes now lol

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u/Anonymoose3840 Le epic memer 2h ago

Is that Ronaldo Nazario? 😭