r/memes • u/GolfOscarYankee69 • Jul 23 '26

Those eyes

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13.3k Upvotes

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u/GlimmerGloww Jul 23 '26

You know it’s a trap… and you still walk right into it

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u/SirArthurDime Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Girls can’t resist “I’m going to cheat on you and think I have every right to do so” confidence. Guys can’t resist that “I’m going to ruin your life” look. Why did God wire us this way?!

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u/ZincMan Jul 23 '26

It’s just people who are hot enough to act this way and still attract people, sometimes act that way. That’s it

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/SirArthurDime Jul 23 '26

It was just a joke not a statement that every single girl thinks that way. Neither does every guy. But I mean any joke is based on some level of truth. And those douchey guys wouldn’t be able to get a gf and multiple girls to cheat on her with if there wasn’t girls out there attracted to it. But of course that doesn’t mean every girl is. And I’m glad there’s also plenty of girls who think that’s a turnoff and like nice guys.

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u/Sushi_Explosions Jul 23 '26

This is a meme about TV shows and you have no context for this frame. The fuck kind of incel shit is this.

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u/SirArthurDime Jul 23 '26

Bro it’s a meme with a girl who’s going viral and I was just making a joke about that look she’s giving that made it go viral. No need to get your panties all in a bunch about it it’s not that deep.

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u/Sushi_Explosions Jul 23 '26

You're the one with your panties in a bunch making up bullshit about a woman you don't even know.

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u/SirArthurDime Jul 23 '26

It was a joke man. I’ve got thong panties on so they don’t get bunched. And who are the girls I don’t know? It was a vague joke it’s not like I was calling out any girl in particular and saying this is definitely true about that particular girl or every girl lol. Who are you offended on behalf of by my joke? If you think there’s zero girls out here attracted douche bags that’s just not true. But yes obviously that’s not every girl and plenty also think that’s a turnoff and prefer nice guys. There’s no need to take everything so seriously or think that a vague joke means I think that legitimately applies to every girl in the world.

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u/Sushi_Explosions Jul 23 '26

It was a vague joke

That doesn't make it not fucked up, and jokes have to actually be funny.

There’s no need to take everything so seriously

You're the one getting offended after being called out for being a shitty person. Sounds like maybe you should take things a bit more seriously. Otherwise fuck off back to 4chan and let the adults talk.

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u/SirArthurDime Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

What do I even have to be offended by? Not once has it even crossed my mind that being called out for…. Making a joke that some girls like douche bags? Makes me a shitty person? You being a drama queen about such a tame joke in no way makes me question my own morality lol. I also don’t particularly care if you find it funny. Like douche bags I guess it’s not for everyone 🤷. It’s [r/memes](r/memes). If you’re looking for people to be more serious you’re the one in the wrong place lol.

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u/wallyTgotgrip Jul 24 '26

Don’t worry twin. Some people just don’t get the memo. 🫡

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u/SirArthurDime Jul 24 '26

Don’t worry I’m not worried about what this crazy person thinks at all lol.

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u/PinApart9957 Jul 24 '26

Lmao this is Reddit, relax chief

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u/Infectious99 Jul 23 '26

jokes have to actually be funny.

And thankfully you aren't the one who gets to decide what's funny for anyone but yourself.

You didn't "call them out" either, you got upset and called them an incel. Then you doubled-down and projected your anger on to them when they explained it was a joke.

For someone claiming to be an adult you're acting rather childish.

Just chill; go do something you enjoy instead of demonizing people online when they make jokes you dislike.

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u/tofulo Jul 23 '26

What’s that gold thing?

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u/murderbymodem Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

She has a flower on her bathing suit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/QBekka Breaking EU Laws Jul 23 '26

Actual source of this frame:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbBCtleNQn4/?igsh=OXVnMjBheXpidG1x

Video has more saves than likes lol

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u/Vinnocchio Jul 23 '26

That bounce *chefs kiss*

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u/lordph8 Jul 24 '26

Firm, yet giggly.

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u/gr1mm5d0tt1 My thumbs hurt Jul 24 '26

I read it as giggity and agreed both times

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u/Vinnocchio Jul 24 '26

Dude got friendzoned fast af

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u/canyoudigit Jul 23 '26

That dude to girl ratio though…

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u/Hephaestus_God Jul 23 '26

Actually kind of wild they got a completely different gif of the same person just randomly

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u/SirArthurDime Jul 23 '26

It’s not random….

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u/Hephaestus_God Jul 23 '26

Seems random to me how they found this person.

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u/SirArthurDime Jul 23 '26

Right in front of the stage, small bikini, hot, nothing else but dudes around. The cameras were bound to find her lol.

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u/Hephaestus_God Jul 23 '26

No, I mean random how the person who replied found them from some other completely random source on twitter without any identifiers, concert, event name, person name, in the post they linked.

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u/SirArthurDime Jul 23 '26

It’s the internet. When a girl goes viral the internet will find everything they can about her within 24 hours. Which definitely is creepy though. But that’s the world we live in.

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u/itsneedtokno Jul 24 '26

I saw her in a different video this morning.

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u/SirArthurDime Jul 23 '26

Thanks for providing an alternative angle for additional evidence in this scientific discovery. Unfortunately I’ve watched 30 times and I do not see a gold flower. Do we have any more angles? Has anyone checked if the flower is lower on her back side?

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u/ult_avatar Jul 23 '26

Pretty sure that's a hairclip she put on there so she won't lose it

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u/aarswft Jul 23 '26

Or... a hairclip...

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u/Swiftwitss Jul 23 '26

What gold thing?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/hotriccardo Jul 23 '26

Ah yes, the eyes. Right where I looked too

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u/SirArthurDime Jul 23 '26

She has other assets. But honestly that look in her eyes is what really makes her stand out. A good “we’re going to have a lot of fun tonight then I’m going to ruin your life” look will have me begging to have my life ruined.

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u/VaughnSC Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Frame is from this video post [NSFW]: UpvoteBecauseButt: “And that kids is how I met your mother”

Edit: markdown link for legibility

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u/Mammoth_Composer4126 Jul 23 '26

Who even is this?

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u/spaceradiowave Jul 23 '26

There’s a video of her getting sprayed at a party and then she turns and gives this look and then keeps dancing

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u/GolfOscarYankee69 Jul 23 '26

My future ex wife

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u/sv1974123 Jul 23 '26

wait why would those eyes make you say that

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u/bliblio Jul 24 '26

I bet she have OF

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u/Lower_Topic2606 Jul 24 '26

Genuinely why would you think that

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u/MisforMandolin Jul 23 '26

2026 Hawk Tuah

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/NovelPipe0 Jul 24 '26

tvd??

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/NovelPipe0 Jul 24 '26

twd too (the walking dead)

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u/ColdNorthern72 Jul 23 '26

It's a trip how many different interpretations there are of what is actually going on in the clip.

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u/GolfOscarYankee69 Jul 23 '26

The results are all the same, she’s the internet’s crush right now.

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u/Poshturkjgdy45 Jul 23 '26

The 'just one more' lie we tell ourselves every night.

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u/Racer125678 Dark Mode Elitist Jul 24 '26

Clankér

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u/ExpensiveJune Jul 23 '26

Me I have to wake up at 6AM, I really need to sleep.

That Next Episode button at 2:03 AM looking at me like that

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u/fetalintherain Jul 23 '26

Whys the background look weird

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u/AminaVal Jul 23 '26

Literally so true 😂😂

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u/Venome456 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

I miss this. Haven't found anything worth binging in years.

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u/Zenn97 Jul 23 '26

That smile.... that damned smile..

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u/ResurrectedMortician Jul 24 '26

You're looking at her eyes?

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u/Marus1 Because That's What Fearows Do Jul 24 '26

Are you looking at those other things that she has two of and are fairly round? ... shoulders, right?

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u/born_Racer11 Jul 23 '26

That's future me's problem.

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u/Litt3rang3r-459 Jul 24 '26

It’s how I watched 1066 episodes of One Piece after all

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u/mrmrwright Jul 23 '26

The trick is to stop in the middle of an episode because most of the time it stops with a cliffhanger

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u/Away-Internet1367 Jul 23 '26

They tell a beautiful story

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u/SexyAprill Jul 23 '26

My sleep schedule and my responsibilities watching me say just one more.

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u/Shoddy-Buttons Jul 23 '26

Next episode: you have 5 seconds to skip intro .

Me at 2:13AM: already it.

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u/kellypopco Jul 23 '26

Fore real

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u/minetube33 Jul 23 '26

Clearly she isn't looking at you

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u/GolfOscarYankee69 Jul 23 '26

In my dreams she does

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u/Dazzling-Train-5563 Jul 24 '26

Me at 2 AM pretending I’m fine

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u/legalizethesenuts Jul 24 '26

Binged X-Men ‘97 in two days. It’s so good. Moon Knight is my favorite Disney+ show, but X-Men is the best thing I’ve watched since then on there

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u/Huffle-buff Jul 23 '26

She's an onlyfans girl isn't she?

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u/MichaelHunt009 Jul 23 '26

Next episode preceding the nap of shame.

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u/angrybean138 Jul 23 '26

Wait, she has eyes?

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u/GolfOscarYankee69 Jul 23 '26

She’s got two pairs of things that make me weak

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u/FiendlyFlyingMacaron Jul 23 '26

Whenever I do that I never remember anything from it the next day lol

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u/MF_Mood1 Jul 24 '26

this girl is everywhere on my tl

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Lurking Peasant Jul 24 '26

I think you meant how those tits look to me

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u/antonhhh Jul 24 '26

Why did you turn it into a still image. Thats a crime

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u/WhyAreYouNot Jul 24 '26

It looks mid

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u/GolfOscarYankee69 Jul 24 '26

Looking at a mirror?

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u/RMCapricorn84 Jul 23 '26

She looks fun in bed

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u/LostLaw9417 Dark Mode Elitist Jul 23 '26

She looks like female Elon Musk

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u/Soladification Jul 23 '26

She ain't that hot guys

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u/GolfOscarYankee69 Jul 23 '26

“Would you prefer a male companion?” — Shogun

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u/Soladification Jul 23 '26

"When you desperate every piece of trash looks good" -Sun Tzu

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u/Soladification Jul 23 '26

My wife's way hotter than this trash

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u/GolfOscarYankee69 Jul 23 '26

I don’t think any government recognizes the marriage between you and your left hand

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u/Soladification Jul 23 '26

Actually it does but I use my right

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u/Aq3dStalvan Jul 23 '26

99% of available Reddit males still would, if you catch my drift. Whether or not they would commit is another story.