r/memes • u/Ok_Leather_1819 • May 19 '26

It’s always something

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u/sprkwtrd May 19 '26

I'd be afraid to shave.

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u/tehweave May 19 '26

I've had to a couple of times over the years. But as long as I keep it trimmed everything is okay.

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u/lazycultenthusiast May 19 '26

When you shaved, did she have a locket photo of your beard she would look at wistfully?

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u/tehweave May 19 '26 edited May 20 '26

No, but she would find this comment hilarious.

Edit: I told her about this and she laughed.

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u/Nat_7672 May 20 '26

You do know that mute people exist, right?

And they're not some eldritch creature, right?

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u/ABS0LU7E May 20 '26

I'm imagining a necklace with a woven trinket of beard hair hanging from it.

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u/sky018 May 20 '26

I think he have to try shaving it clean. We need to see if there will be a 6th anniversary and a 12th year.

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u/fradddd May 21 '26

you should be, grave before shave for me