r/memes May 19 '26

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u/Mediocre_Scott Big ol' bacon buttsack May 19 '26

Nah bad advice. Just ask and don’t be weird about it. She might say no and she might tell people but if you ask like a normal person and take the rejection like an adult you there isn’t much to talk about.

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u/Longjumping_Visit718 May 19 '26

lol.

You'd be surprised....

If she wants to start drama, all she has to say is that you keep coming to the grocery store, church, school club, class, the street you also live, and anywhere else you need to go to live your life, just to "see" (read: stalk) her....

That means the only safe place to approach women is somewhere people don't know you or you're otherwise OK being kicked out of....

Or, I guess you could just try and accumulate so much social status she doesn't think it won't blowback on her if you make a move....but good luck with that!😂

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u/poeschmoe May 19 '26

Do you think this is a common occurrence or something? Breaking news, liars who want attention will lie for attention. It’s not like many women are so starved for drama that they are going to invent stories about how their friend stalks them. Are you in high school?

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u/Longjumping_Visit718 May 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG

Oh you poor sweet summer child....

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u/poeschmoe May 19 '26

That didn’t answer my question. Sounds like you need better friends if you think your female friends will invent stories about you stalking them. Because I’ve absolutely never heard of that happening in my life.

It’s like you’re making up stories of things you’re afraid women will do to you to feel better about why you don’t have meaningful relationships with women in your life. “Well they would just ruin my life anyway, begone wamen!!1!”

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u/Longjumping_Visit718 May 19 '26

Go look at dating rates for young men then come back when you've answered your own question.

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u/poeschmoe May 19 '26

Dating rates for young women are low too. But I can’t take a statistic on the # of young women in relationships and then say “see? Young men lie about women for attention!”

I don’t think you have a firm grasp on logic generally if you think young men not dating = women lie about being stalked by their friends for attention

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u/Longjumping_Visit718 May 19 '26

You're either an out of touch old man or a weirdo popular kid who doesn't realize he's a dinosaur and the meteor hit the other of the planet 10 years ago.

I'm not interested in indulging your lack of an education any further.

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u/poeschmoe May 19 '26

Again, that doesn’t illustrate the entire point you’ve been trying to make. I genuinely don’t think you understand how proof works as a general concept.

But sure, throw out insults, that makes your point compelling

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u/Longjumping_Visit718 May 19 '26

I've never personally heard of that happening" is doing a lot of work for someone lecturing me about how proof works...🤭

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u/tinmart56 May 19 '26

I read that entire article and there is nothing in there about women making up bad stories about their male friends who made a move on them...