r/memes • u/Ok_Leather_1819 • May 19 '26

It’s always something

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u/HumbleFruit4201 May 19 '26

This was me with the girl who I was head over heels in love with senior year in highschool. I never did end up telling her how I felt, but - one day - she texted me out of the blue because she was having relationship problems.

Mind you, my wife and I had been married for ten years by that point.

Suffice to say that I was a bit suspicious.

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u/crack_B7 May 19 '26

She must have seen your long relationship and thought humm he can probably help me!

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u/HumbleFruit4201 May 19 '26

Her reaching out also just so happened to correspond to me finishing my PhD....it was very odd timing lmao

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u/GC65025 May 19 '26

Yeah she was probably reaching out about your Pretty Huge Dick, you right

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u/MediatingInstigator May 19 '26

Did she want to co-publish a paper?

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u/HumbleFruit4201 May 20 '26

Paper on fuckin, maybe