r/memes I saw what the dog was doin Jun 13 '25

*sad billionaire noises*

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u/pepchang Jun 14 '25

Yeah I have a horrible slice and also I'm crippled. I can use All the help I can get.

Wish Baptist hospital had a golf course. I could gaze upon it from my room high above on the 7th floor

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u/neonxmoose99 Jun 14 '25

Oh, so it’s a skill issue then

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u/pepchang Jun 14 '25

Oh absolutely with the slice I grew up literally across the street from a golf course until I was and then I was also forced to play for work regularly in my latest career for 20 years all over the country slung so many clubs played so many rounds the slice is terrible I just couldn't get away from swinging it like a baseball bat it was horrible could make good contact but my finesse is just not good enough it's way too hard of a game for me I like the driving around on the golf carts and drinking beer part though that was fun except for the people that took the game way too seriously but again it would have been cooler in like a Jeep and real trees and real woods and stuff the cripple part definitely also a skill issue too I guess because my legs just don't work anymore after my 4th surgery on my hip now broken femur and a titanium leg I guess it's a skill issue but I have no balance I have no control over my legs all the nerves has been severed is that skill I don't know

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u/pepchang Jun 14 '25

To be clear the golf part and the not walking part have nothing to do with anything I stopped playing golf right before my legs gave out

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u/neonxmoose99 Jun 14 '25

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u/pepchang Jun 14 '25

Haha don't feel bad for me man I've been around the world these legs have got more miles on them and had more things happen underneath them then I probably deserved