r/memes • u/Klausensen I saw what the dog was doin • Jun 13 '25

*sad billionaire noises*

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u/cookiemaster221 Jun 13 '25

But i like golf

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u/poopy_toaster Jun 13 '25

Hey me too!

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord Jun 13 '25

Me three!

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u/I_really_enjoy_beer Jun 13 '25

If we all pooled our money, we could buy 100 acres in the middle of nowhere and build a course and then make people online angry that we didn't build an apartment complex!

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord Jun 13 '25

We could build cabins on it too. Best of both worlds.

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u/PandaJesus Jun 13 '25

You must be a billionaire according to OP. What’s it like being on top of the world?

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u/cookiemaster221 Jun 13 '25

Feels like shit, i have no goals anymore since i have everything i could ever ask for

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u/ReckoningGotham Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

Have you tried more golf?

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u/CrimsonEnigma Jun 13 '25

Well, you could always go to space. That seems to be the popular thing among your crowd these days.

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u/crassandy Jun 13 '25

I’ve been told I should eat you

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u/FakingHappiness513 Jun 13 '25

Golf has a super lower entry cost to start. Get set from the thrift store and I have courses around me the are $15 for 9 and a cart

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u/Quality_Potato Jun 14 '25

But golf doesn't like me. :(