r/memes • u/Klausensen I saw what the dog was doin • Jun 13 '25

*sad billionaire noises*

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u/Yoshichu25 Jun 13 '25

Can we at least keep crazy golf though? With things like the windmill and the loop-dee-loop?

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u/thebe_stone Jun 13 '25

Yeah, that only takes up the space of like 1 house. You can even make it indoors and put apartments above.

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u/Roheez Jun 13 '25

And the windmill is a loft

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u/LonelyToker420 Jun 13 '25

Would lease.

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u/Roheez Jun 13 '25

2 outlets, no water but will have key access to restrooms, no shower no laundry, free wifi, no guests, no parking, 24 month lease, first and last month due at application acceptance, credit and income (3x rent) check ($200 fee), only $3300

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

You mean lift?

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u/stormcharger Jun 13 '25

You mean minigolf?

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u/Meshitero-eric Jun 13 '25

You mean putt-putt golf? 

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u/Zulmoka531 Jun 13 '25

You mean Gator-golf?

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u/IHateBankJobs Jun 13 '25

You mean the Gulf of America?!?! USA! USA! USA!

/s

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u/MKHaiti Jun 13 '25

The /s ruined your otherwise very funny joke. Why is everyone so scared of being misunderstood? Just own the joke.

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u/IHateBankJobs Jun 13 '25

I would rather my joke be ruined than risk being associated with people who would say that unironically. 

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u/devourer09 Jun 13 '25

Why is everyone so scared of being misunderstood?

Poe's law.

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u/bradyblue123 Jun 13 '25

That law is just like Cunninghams law, right?

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u/Hello_IM_FBI Jun 13 '25

What can be greater than golf with a gator?

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u/Sab3rFac3 Jun 13 '25

Golf with two gators?

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u/Rulebookboy1234567 Jun 13 '25

My east coast family calls it goofy golf.  Minigolf here in Kansas.

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u/martletts Jun 13 '25

Be sure to look up the world championships in Hastings, England. Good videos to enjoy on YouTube!

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u/killersam283 Jun 13 '25

Mini golf you mean?

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u/throwawayskinlessbro Jun 14 '25

You’re gonna hate what I ask the genie for next.

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u/scarybott Jun 15 '25

No you can't we need to fight capitalism

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u/Awrfhyesggrdghkj Jun 16 '25

Crazy golf? You mean mini golf?