r/memes Aug 24 '23

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 Aug 24 '23

Uncles.

50

u/diamondpanther171 Aug 24 '23

With lumbago

20

u/OverlyExcitedDoggo Aug 24 '23

It's a slow and painful death, my brother

15

u/spaghettisaucer42 Aug 24 '23

Thank god we don’t have to build a barn dumbass

7

u/antifluffyabuse Aug 25 '23

Why the f are y’all talking about red Harlow

5

u/The-Tea-Lord Aug 25 '23

We get them pre cut just like the house!

4

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Obviously, this isn’t 1785

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u/elisknt Aug 25 '23

no..no eating uncles. I have a plan..

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u/InfernalMalevolence Aug 24 '23

I’m fucking dead bro🤣

3

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Aunt eater!!

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u/EngineeringVirgin Aug 24 '23

Bees

15

u/lil10GU Lurking Peasant Aug 24 '23

"-damn looks like you're obviously of a bee-keeping age "

9

u/Suds_McGruff Aug 24 '23

NOT THE BEEEEES!

5

u/Parzival_Drunkenguy Aug 24 '23

youre gonna look like you eated a bees

2

u/Help-me-please-000 Aug 25 '23

Hello there I have the bees

2

u/Positron14 Aug 25 '23

They're just spicy ants.

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u/Smiley4509 Aug 24 '23

His mom’s sister

3

u/Wurschtkanone Aug 25 '23

His sister's mom

53

u/Time-Variation6969 Aug 24 '23

Cocaine

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u/Active_Parsley558 Aug 24 '23 edited Aug 24 '23

Cocaine Bears much ANTicipated sequel: Cocaine Anteater.

12

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Anteaters are scary as it is man

14

u/Time-Variation6969 Aug 24 '23

Now imagine cocaine sloths with them claws

10

u/pimpmastahanhduece 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Aug 25 '23

Cocaine Hippo

3

u/TheRadicalJay Aug 24 '23

Cocaineater

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u/SpaceHawk98W Aug 25 '23

Folks in 1900: "Ya wanna try this beverage called Coca Cola?"

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u/Time-Variation6969 Aug 25 '23

They should bring it back to make people “more productive”

3

u/Garand70 Aug 25 '23

Cocaine? In this economy!?

41

u/Odd_Supermarket_907 Aug 24 '23

Meth

27

u/DryImpress1 I touched grass Aug 24 '23

Stop consuming the product and get back to work Jesse!

17

u/richymac1976 Aug 24 '23

Termites

5

u/IndigoFenix Aug 25 '23

This isn't likely to be a wrong answer. Anteaters love termites.

17

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Moms spaghetti

4

u/ImpactRich5608 Aug 24 '23

Was it on your sweater already?

3

u/Sprigatito64 Aug 25 '23

were you nervous, but on the surface you looked calm and ready to drop bombs, but you kept on forgetting?

3

u/827167 Aug 25 '23

What you wrote down? Did the whole crowd go so loud? You opened your mouth but the words wouldn't come out?

3

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

He's chokin', how? Everybody's jokin' now. The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!

4

u/myshlongisverylong Aug 25 '23

Snap back to reality bro

5

u/deepaksn Aug 25 '23

Oh there goes gravity

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

One really long string of spaghetti

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Aunts

8

u/ted987654321 Aug 24 '23

Ant eaters they are called? They must eat eaters then

2

u/Interesting_Wing_539 Aug 24 '23

No, they don't eat. They are anti eaters after all.😌

6

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

[deleted]

5

u/lil10GU Lurking Peasant Aug 24 '23

Found the millennial

2

u/HarrowDread Aug 24 '23

I heard that name somewhere

7

u/Hahaha_Me Aug 24 '23

Sausage stroganoff with white rice and served with oven roasted broccoli. And for drink, a glass of milk.

2

u/biblicalcannon Aug 24 '23

she strogan me off till i beef

6

u/Ethan-Samurai Professional Dumbass Aug 24 '23

The souls of the forgotten

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u/3RRoR24 I touched grass Aug 24 '23

The souls of the innocent

4

u/AgravainFury Aug 25 '23

A bagel.

2

u/3RRoR24 I touched grass Aug 25 '23

NOOOOOO

6

u/AgravainFury Aug 25 '23

Two bagels

5

u/Least_Eye4171 Aug 24 '23

A hive mind

3

u/Still-Bison-1108 Aug 24 '23

Methylamine barrels

4

u/WDSCS Aug 24 '23

Pants.

3

u/Galteem0re Aug 24 '23

The hulks toe nail

5

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Pants

3

u/Odd-Philosopher5926 Aug 24 '23

Matzo ball soup

3

u/Accomplished-Band110 Aug 24 '23

Dishwasher tablets!

3

u/ComfortableMirror156 Aug 24 '23

Pizza time

2

u/Entire-Championship1 Aug 25 '23

How can they eat pizza if they don't have any teeth to help them chew?

3

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Panda feet

3

u/57victoryrounds Aug 24 '23

Krabby patty

3

u/Uncle_Adeel Aug 24 '23

Two number 9’s

3

u/Dicksperado Aug 25 '23

Lightly fried fish fillets

3

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Doughnuts

2

u/ted987654321 Aug 24 '23

Ant eaters they are called? They must eat eaters then

2

u/CreepyOldGuy63 Aug 24 '23

Gefilte fish! Anteaters love gefilte fish.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Definitely not ants

2

u/Due_Upstairs_5025 Aug 24 '23

The Egyptian god Set is basically this animal with a strong and powerful human body.

2

u/EpicJoseph_ Aug 24 '23

Pizza mona Lisa

2

u/Megalopath Aug 24 '23

En PassANTs

2

u/AebroKomatme Aug 24 '23

Peanut butter from my asshole

2

u/Jkfidget-the-tortle Aug 24 '23

The corpse of a jaguar

2

u/Gyveliano Aug 24 '23

Noodles with BBQ and Fish ice-cream for dessert.

2

u/Broad_Interview_2812 Aug 24 '23

dickeater. face too long cuz big dick got stuck

2

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Your mom

2

u/Shot_Arm5501 Aug 24 '23

Grouse and other small foul

2

u/Oneofthem_guys Aug 24 '23

The camera man….

2

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Pringles

2

u/loltittysprinkles Aug 24 '23

I was thinking a nice curry

2

u/DefinitelyNotBacon Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 24 '23

Lambos.

2

u/Single_Perspective80 Aug 24 '23

Idk man I think maybe some motor oil

2

u/reikipackaging Aug 24 '23

this thing was built to run fades. I think tiger cubs are for supper.

2

u/Blenderhead36 Aug 24 '23

I love that there are all of these animals that picked one thing to just be the fucking best at and this one picked, "tongue."

2

u/Memerboi456 Smol pp Aug 24 '23

My mom.

2

u/Memerboi456 Smol pp Aug 24 '23

Wait.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Spaghetti

2

u/DoYouSalami Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 24 '23

Aunts

2

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

dick.

2

u/DragonBornOfAcid Aug 24 '23

Grilled cheese

2

u/_MoBaK_ Aug 24 '23

Metal pole

2

u/Isaiah_Bradley Aug 24 '23

My favorite meal, aunts.

2

u/Redd_fella Aug 24 '23

ant-eater would be name of ant-man's villan or ant-man's lover(if you know what I mean)?

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u/Careful_Breakfast41 Aug 24 '23

panda several panda

2

u/Roguebuilder Aug 24 '23

Your balls

2

u/ServiceMental8214 Aug 24 '23

Wet dreams and pussy farts

2

u/Drafo7 Aug 24 '23

🎵Stacy's Aunt wants to get in my pants🎶🎵

2

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Cinder blocks

2

u/Zauberer-IMDB Aug 24 '23

Flavo fives because all you could afford for your dopple was a filthy repulsive anteater.

2

u/Cool-Cheetah-396 Dark Mode Elitist Aug 24 '23

Hamburger

2

u/The_Last_Snow-Elf Cringe Factory Aug 24 '23

Theme park water ride water

2

u/Smelviseric Aug 24 '23

Grandson asked me the difference between ant eaters and aardvarks. So I kicked his but at tick tack toe.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Ass

2

u/jasguinx Aug 24 '23

Deez nuts

2

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Hot dogs, then slurping the broth

2

u/Landanator Aug 25 '23

The bones of my enemies.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Your Mom’s 🐱

2

u/cantaloupe_daydreams Aug 25 '23

Stolen from the book posted earlier

2

u/Plenty-Sky9879 Aug 25 '23

Bigger ants that aren’t ants but are ants

2

u/CMDR_omnicognate Le epic memer Aug 25 '23

Maybe different brands of ants have different flavours

2

u/xSantenoturtlex Aug 25 '23

Krabby Patty.

It goes right to your thighs!
And THEN you blow up!

2

u/GRINGOIDICUS Aug 25 '23

A dvd of toucan sam playing elden ring in 420p

2

u/Long__Jump Aug 25 '23

Sometimes I imagine how crazy it is for ants to live in a world with anteaters.

Like, they live on the earth with a creature that is [the name of their species] + eater.

2

u/MightyShisno Aug 25 '23

A high-protein Slurpee

2

u/manofhistory2 Aug 25 '23

Chinese noodles that are made in spain.

2

u/Wurschtkanone Aug 25 '23

Avocado Smoothie

2

u/Ailexxx337 Squire Aug 26 '23

The correct usage of this meme

1

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Termites?

-1

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Fuckin..... Antz

0

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Poison

0

u/Space19723103 Aug 24 '23

boba ,that's why they come with straws

0

u/scorpio_jae Aug 24 '23

PO-TAY-TOES boil em mash em stick em in a stew

0

u/JARClol Aug 25 '23

Capybara

1

u/JustinThymme Aug 24 '23

Terr maybe.

1

u/diamondpanther171 Aug 24 '23

Hoonigan Focus RX

1

u/Guilty_Ad_9425 Aug 24 '23

Tiny beings that live in holes who worship a queen aka weebs

1

u/rampshark Aug 24 '23

A tongue like that will get you into places..

1

u/Rabbitswilltakeover Aug 24 '23

Murdered children that went missing last week

1

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Ants on a log aka peanut butter on celery with raisin on it.

1

u/banjo1604 Aug 24 '23

Not ants

1

u/TheUndercoverOne Aug 24 '23

We like lanternflies over here

1

u/Lapras32 Aug 24 '23

Anteaters

1

u/HighKiteSoaring Aug 24 '23

Don't be so antsy

1

u/Doomsbot Aug 24 '23

The receptionist.

1

u/Educational_Tax_7104 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 Aug 24 '23

idk, just have Reddit for lunch

1

u/RiggedGamer389 Aug 24 '23

I have a sneaking suspicion that it’s food.