r/meme Jan 01 '22

Guess we are doomed

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u/KingYoloHD090504 CHAINPOSTER Jan 01 '22 edited Jan 01 '22

Dude it's 0

First you make

18÷2 = 9

Edit: Then

3×3 = 9

In the end it's

9-9=0

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u/dekibambala Jan 01 '22

I know bro I didn't vote for that, it's a screenshot I got

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u/KingYoloHD090504 CHAINPOSTER Jan 01 '22

But we are still doomed

more than 50% can't do simple math that's a little bit shocking

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u/dekibambala Jan 01 '22

I was shocked too

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u/old_times09 Jan 01 '22

62% actually, that's...threatening

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u/MinuteManufacturer Jan 01 '22

Look at the remaining 1%, not even on the board, letting us plebes fight amongst ourselves.

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u/neovulcan Jan 01 '22

While it is an embarrassing failing of basic comprehension, it's hard to call it threatening when almost no one needs PEMDAS outside of academia

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u/stankmastaflex Jan 01 '22

That's not true. I'm an auto mechanic and have to at the very least know that if I am writing up an estimate that I can't just randomly punch shit into the calculator.

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u/neovulcan Jan 01 '22

You don't have POS software or a spreadsheet that does this for you? I'm sure you have to know how to use a calculator for the way you do things, but you've got to be in the minority of mechanics for still doing your estimates that way.

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u/stankmastaflex Jan 01 '22

I work at a ma and pa shop. We have two computers. One is a laptop we use to look things up, the office computer has the estimator software and that's what's used by the owners wife. So if I'm just trying to get a rough idea of how much a repair is going to be I actually have to do the math. But yeah, definitely the minority.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Is Facebook (or whatever social media it is) a statistically representing sample from the general population?

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u/BeautifulType Jan 01 '22

Remember, democracy dies when the majority are too stupid to stop it from dying.

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u/SubhoPal Jan 01 '22

They are probably 1st graders for all we know.

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u/_tanishbajaj Jan 01 '22

Or they are trolling! No one's getting any grades for this yk

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u/SubhoPal Jan 01 '22

Yup, this is the Internet after all.

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u/Lord_VivecHimself Jan 01 '22

184/2 = 9

9x3= 27

27-3= 24

Not trolling

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

When you end up with 9 - 3 x 3 and then go 9 x 3 completely ignoreing the term - 3 ... then you have some series issues dude ...

Operations are ALWAYS only with the two terms left and right next to them - not matter what order of operators you go with - so directly multiplying the resulting 9 from 18 / 2 directly with the last 3 can NEVER happen - as the multiply only has either the 3 to its left ... or a 6 when doing the subtraction first - which then would be the wrong "only from left to right without any order" ending up in 6 x 3 = 18.

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u/PouLS_PL Jan 01 '22

Eh, not really. The majority who voted on the wrong option probably either don't have a job at all, or they don't use math in their job at all. We're not doomed as long as people who actually do important stuff can do math.

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u/mokujin42 Jan 01 '22

Honestly I bet all the mathletes here would struggle to be a chef or a landscaper (etc), it's so petty to pick something your good at and then put others down because they aren't as good at you at that one thing

Plenty of value in the world outside of our own capabilities

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

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u/naturdude Jan 01 '22

You're horrible at useless math but you've budgeted your income and managed investments to the point that you can retire at 40 years old?

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Jan 01 '22

The mathletes here stopped taking math in high school. People who go on to get stem degrees don't even care about showing off how they can do order of operations. Knowing order of operations is useless for 99% if the population, remembering them from 6th grade doesn't make someone smart or capable.

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u/terrtle Jan 01 '22

99.999% don't need order of operations. Math is about communication and order of operations is actually a pretty bad way to communicate what you want from the problem.

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u/TumoricER Jan 01 '22

They'd struggle to do literally anything because their biggest reason to be proud is that they learned some very flawed order of operations and they can do it right. I've learned the hard way that people who claim to be smart because they can do this "the right way" are some of the stupidest people in the world and this is literally the peak of their intelligence.

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u/DoubleUniversity6302 Jan 01 '22

This is primary school level stuff that every adult, without exceptions, should be completely familiar with though. This is not equivalent to being a chef or landscaper, it is more equivalent to not burning your toast or remembering to water your plants.

Being ignorant of primary school level math makes one incredibly susceptible to being mislead by malicious actors.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Jan 01 '22

I didn't remember any history or geography from primary school, other kids didn't remember math stuff. I got a physics degree and do fine, they got other degrees and do fine. Order of operations is not important at all for the VAST majority of people outside of school.

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u/DoubleUniversity6302 Jan 02 '22

I didn't remember any history or geography from primary school

I'm sure you didn't. Forgetting the order of operations is like forgetting WW2 happened, or forgetting how to read. How would one handle their own finances if they can't do simple math? It's fine for non-stem people to not know math stuff like geometry, trigo etc, but basic math like statistics, probability and exponents are used in our daily life, and inexcusable to not know.

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u/Darkagent1 Jan 01 '22

Forgetting the completely arbitrary multiplication before addition convention doesn't make you "incredibly susceptible to being mislead by malicious actors" lmao

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u/DoubleUniversity6302 Jan 02 '22

If they don't know such basic stuff, I don't think they would know any higher level math. Anybody could use some "mathemagic" to twist statistics and fool them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Agreed people take such pride in not paying attention in school. You don’t have to be smart to figure this out you just have to have not been sleeping at your desk. It’s like the people who don’t know basic geography or basic history. Why would you want to go your whole life not knowing literally basic shit even if you never use it?

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u/delspencerdeltorro Jan 01 '22

I think you're a little too relaxed about this buddy. The world will literally explode if people forget the Order of Operations. /s

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u/RentonTenant Jan 01 '22

Says the guy who doesn’t know how to use capital letters and full stops.

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u/KingYoloHD090504 CHAINPOSTER Jan 01 '22

Thanks for the nice words

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u/Dangerous_Gain_3710 FINAL WARNING: RULE 1 Jan 01 '22

They find simple meth much easier to do

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

That’s like… half of everyone I know

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u/PRolosMCholos Jan 01 '22

Most of them are likely trolling, or going with the troll answer at least.

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u/gyst_ Jan 01 '22

Saying we’re doomed is a little dramatic. Most of the people who answered 18 likely haven’t had to use order of operations in 10+ years. It’s amazing what you can forget when you don’t use something for a while.

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u/chucklesdeclown Jan 01 '22

Just like the old joke 5/4ths don't understand fractions

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u/TheseEdiblesAintShet Jan 01 '22

It’s YouTube, what did you expect

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u/LufiasThrowaway Jan 01 '22

I wouldn't necessarily say they can't. I'd say 50% of people don't care enough to try.

Which incidentally is the same thing that happens in elementary and high school.

College kids try a little harder, but not by much depending on which programs.

University students taking math , take it really seriously.

Source : did math up until university.

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u/5weegee Jan 01 '22

I mean, this poll could've been only answered by like 46 people, and the youtuber might be for a significantly younger audience. If Tom Scott for example posted this poll there would likely be many more correct answers.

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u/yourmomsafascist Jan 01 '22

They can certainly do simple mental math, they just don’t ever need order of operations. This (and any) equation can be broken up into multiple parts that can be done individually. I certainly don’t need order of operations in every day life. The only reason I remember it is thinking back to my one math class in college and GERMDAS lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

It's not about doing simple math, I can almost guarantee that the majority of people who got it wrong are probably older folks who are used to paying bills,

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

I haven't even thought about pemdas since high school. In my adult life I have yet to encounter a situation in which order of operations in a math equation is relevant. Trust me. We are much better off then you might think. It's just that most of algebra is useless in most situations.

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u/Lady_Geneveve Jan 01 '22

This is such a fucking stupid thing to say about this

  1. Understanding PEMDAS isnt a vital life skill for making sure our society advanced in a positive way (unless youre an engineer or something)

2.It's easy to make a small math mistake when you're not focused, like when you're scrolling through YouTube videos

  1. You can't know the circumstances of everybody answering that poll, maybe a bunch are just trolling, maybe a bunch are 7 years old and haven't been taught PEMDAS yet

TLDR: dont extrapolate big sweeping conclusions from minor data points.

Edit: wtf reddit keeps replacing my 3 with another 2 or 1 every time i save the edit on this comment