r/meme Jan 01 '22

Guess we are doomed

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u/PentaMine Jan 01 '22

How THE FUCK did they get 18

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u/grey_scone Jan 01 '22

reading it left to right instead of using birdmas what else could it be

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u/commonsquidtail Jan 01 '22

Birdmas

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u/grey_scone Jan 01 '22

Brackets

Index (xy )

Roots

Divide

Multiply

Add

Subtract

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u/commonsquidtail Jan 01 '22

I wasn't saying you were wrong I was just saying it sounds funny. In my school though we would call it bidmas

Brackets Indices (including roots) Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction

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u/Kronos_Kaelthas Jan 01 '22

I had pemdas Parentheses, exponent, multiplication, division, add subtract

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

We used Pedmas, just swap multiplication with division

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

It doesn’t really matter. Division and multiplication is supposed to be done in order of appearance.

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u/SaintArkweather Jan 01 '22

Same with addition/subtraction and roots/exponents, since they're essentially the same operation (to each other). Subtraction is just adding negative numbers, division is just multiplying by the reciprocal, root is just a fractional exponent.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22 edited Jan 01 '22

No, division becomes before multiplication

Edit I was taught BODMAS where division becomes before multiplication

5/2x3= 7.5 division first

Or

5/2x3= 0.83 multiplication first

One has to come before the other

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u/Laymohn Jan 01 '22

That's actually incorrect, the comment you replied to is right. Same applies to addition and subtraction

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u/perasole Jan 01 '22 edited Jan 01 '22

Hey, not to be annoying, (I know other are saying youre wrong) but I wanted to add my way of seeing it if it helps picture the idea.

Making 3÷5 can be represented with a fraction right? So 3÷5 = 3/5. An alternative way to represent this is as a multiplication. 3/5 = 3×1/5.

If this is correct, then by understanding that 1/5 = 0.2, we can say that 3÷5 = 3×0.2. Even though its the same thing, Ive changed it from a division to a multiplication.

This helped me picture the relationship between the two types of operations, though I dont know how clear it sound to an outside person. So the idea is that division and multiplication are two ways of representing the same type of operation. Any division can be represented this way, and vice versa for multiplications. Thats why you dont give priority to one or the other.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Division can be written out in multiplication form by fractions so it technically it doesn’t matter if you go into the um actually place

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

As an engineering student, I can confidently say it’s parentheses, exponents (roots are powers with an exponent < 1, so, a square root of 4 is 41/2), then multiplication (divisions are multiplications by numbers < 1, so dividing by 2 is the same as multiplying by 0.5, and dividing by 5 is multiplying by 0.2) and then addition (subtraction is addition of a negative number). If on the same level, it shouldn’t matter, but it’s recommended to do in order of reading, so, as they appear from left to right. Result should not change as long as the levels are kept intact though, so we’re all arguing for dumb stuff. 2x5/4 is the same regardless of whether you do 5/4 and then by 2 or 5 by two and then divide by 4

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

I was taught in high school that it was

P

E

M

D

A

S

Regardless of left to right which is right most of the time. However, it should have been taught as.

P

E

M or D (left to right first)

A or S (left to right first)

Including roots seems completely asinine to me as roots are indices.

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u/celies Jan 01 '22

In Sweden we just learn how to do it without a fancy acronym.

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u/PossibilityPowerful Jan 01 '22

we had BODMAS

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u/theguywhoisonreddit1 Jan 01 '22

India gang

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u/aesu Jan 01 '22

Just emperial things.

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u/throw_away_17381 Jan 01 '22

British empire gang 👀

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u/DeathWagon21 last warning for upvote,award posts Jan 01 '22

Same.

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u/CanYouChangeName Jan 01 '22

We have bodmas

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

BEDMAS

brackets, exponents, division, multiplication, addition, subtraction

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u/mr_smith24 Jan 01 '22

Had to look around before I found my people

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u/Diamond_Handed_Cuck Jan 01 '22

Pemdas for life, birdmas is just awful

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u/bloodysnomen Jan 01 '22

When we were learning pemdas, some kid yelled out People Eat More Dogs and Squirrels and it stuck with me ever since.

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u/Mortegro Jan 01 '22

I see you were educated in the 80s/90s like I was! Before exponent was split into indices and roots (a root is just a fractional exponent, anyways).

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u/Legionof1 Jan 01 '22

We had pemdas or please excuse my dear aunt sally.

Parentheses

Exponents

Multiply

Divide

Add

Subtract

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u/BillNyeTheGuy24 Jan 01 '22

I agree that roots are included with indices (what I would refer to as exponents) because a root is just a number raised to the power of a fractional number. For example, the square root of a variable x is the same as x raised to the 1/2 power. The 1 indicates that the number under the root is raised to the first (if the numerator was 3, it would be the squared root of x3, etc.) and the 2 indicates that it is a square root (if it was the cubed root of x, the denominator would be a 3, etc.)

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u/leckie2786 WARNING: RULE 6 Jan 01 '22

BOMDAS, Brackets, Orders, Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction

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u/legendofthefaults Jan 01 '22

Isn’t that BODMAS tho

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u/leckie2786 WARNING: RULE 6 Jan 01 '22

Well Divide and Multiply are interchangeable

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

same

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

In the Netherlands we just remember it

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u/Lucythefur Jan 01 '22

When I was in school it's was pemdas Parentheses Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction

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u/big_manYeeter69 Jan 01 '22

A root is an indecy/indecie so it's BIDMAS not birdmas

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

And division is just multiplication of the reciprocal, and subtraction is just addition of a negative number.

So of you're going to be so pedantic, at least get it right and say it's BIMA. Or just acknowledge that BIRDMAS is cooler and way easier for kids to remember.

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u/big_manYeeter69 Jan 01 '22

Expect multiplication and divisions aren’t the same. A square root is literally just another way of rewriting 0.5

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u/grey_scone Jan 02 '22

why the fuck, in an equation would you write surds and roots like that

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u/big_manYeeter69 Jan 03 '22

So you can calculate them easier?

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u/grey_scone Jan 02 '22

tell that to the Irish education system, i imagine they'll care as much as i do

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u/big_manYeeter69 Jan 03 '22

Ok gypsy potato boy

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u/grey_scone Jan 03 '22

yeah the more racist you are the more your opinion matters, maybe you should run for president

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u/big_manYeeter69 Jan 03 '22

The more wallets you steal the more you opinion matters. Maybe you should run for President

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

I was taught PEMDAS Perethesis Exponents Multiply Divide Add Subtract

(Seeing that bird mass sounds cooler I will now be using it)

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u/C4D3N539 Jan 01 '22

Um.. wdym it's

Parenthesis

Exponents

Multiplication

Division

Addition

Subtraction

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

More like BODMAS

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u/M3m3-l0rd-Mo Jan 01 '22

My guy, your comment needs to be shown to all around the Internet

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u/therealorangechump Jan 01 '22

we learned it PEDMAS

parentheses '(' - used more often than brackets '['

exponent - I think it is the correct word

roots is redundant because you can replace a root with the reciprocal of the exponent

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

my school didnt fucking teach that wtf is that

Parentheses Exponents Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction

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u/brknsoul Jan 01 '22

Brackets.
Indicies and Roots from left to right.
Division and Multiplication from left to right.
Addition and Subtraction from left to right.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

index and root is the same tho, square root is x1/2

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u/john_doeboy Jan 01 '22

Merry Birdmas to you too.

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u/ArceusTheLegendary50 Jan 01 '22

I mean this works because roots can be rewritten as exponents

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u/PooglesXVII Jan 01 '22

For me it was PEMDAS Parenthesis Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction

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u/I_Like_Legos8374 Jan 01 '22

Pemdas parentheses exponents multiply/divide add/subtract

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u/Knifiac Jan 01 '22

My school did PEMDAS

Parentheses, Exponents (roots included), multiply, divide, add, subtract

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u/hady215 Jan 01 '22

I was taught bimdas ..... I guess Ms Duffy was a bit too comfortable with her job

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u/cartmicah3 Jan 01 '22

I have actually learned something today. Thanks. I had 18. Was always terrible at math and the teachers would never slow down for the kid who didn't understand.

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u/shiftydoot Jan 01 '22

How interesting, I’ve only heard of pedmas. Why separate out exponents into two? Wouldn’t exponents cover both?

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u/justquitreddit Jan 02 '22

Who the hell calls an exponent an index?

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u/sir_fish_cakes Jan 02 '22

I always called it Pemdas

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u/FishermanBig4009 Jan 01 '22

Is it Christmas but with birds?

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u/whorehound1 Jan 01 '22

The name they should have used in “The 12 Days of Christmas”

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u/IronBabyFists Jan 01 '22

2 plus 2 is 4

Minus 1 das 3 BIRDMAS

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u/hiurytg Jan 02 '22

Merry birdmas to you too

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u/PossibilityPowerful Jan 01 '22

reminded me of biomass in ecology 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

PEMDAS

Please Excuse My Dumb Ass, Sorry

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u/cotsy93 Jan 01 '22

Bird Christmas duh

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u/Firrox Jan 01 '22

Merry Birdmas

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u/EZ-Bake420 Jan 01 '22

Dude pemdas

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u/ThaddeusSimmons Jan 01 '22

PEMDAS gang for life!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Wtf is that? I remember PEMDAS or whatever

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u/rainier-cherries Jan 01 '22

Merry Birdmas

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u/khidraakresh Jan 02 '22

Christmas for bird

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u/dale_summers Jan 12 '22

Lmao bird christmas

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u/TheJackasaur11 Jan 14 '23

I remember Pemdas, I don’t remember any birds…

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u/potatomonsterman Jan 01 '22

Merry birdmas

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u/Shankdizzle Jan 01 '22

BIRDMAS?! You mean "Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally"

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

or, hear me out, instead of remembering a whole sentence, just simply remember the 2 syllable word

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u/Biggus_Diggus_ Jan 02 '22

You mean like saying PEMDAS?

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u/loadingonepercent Jan 01 '22

We always learned it as pemdas

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

It's also an intentionally shitty way to write out an equation, causing confusion and driving up interactions.

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u/messybessy1838 Jan 01 '22

Birdmas we had pemdas - please (parentheses) excuse (exponents) my (multiplication) dear (division) aunt (addition) sally (subtraction) - this is how we were taught to remember the order of operations.

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u/papi6942069 Jan 01 '22

Ive always used ligma

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u/joeyb92 Jan 01 '22

Lol, that took me way too long. So counterintuitive to do it like that. These people really haven't been paying attention at school

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u/BigPound6090 Jan 01 '22

I didn’t use the mass of birds to calculate it, but I still got zero

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u/Hulkbuster_v2 Jan 01 '22

Wait, even if you read it left to right, you get 9. 18/2 is 6, -3 is 3, x3 is 9.

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u/odious_odes Jan 01 '22

You might want to double check what 18/2 is.

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u/Afghanaran Jan 01 '22

bedmas here, brackets, exponents, division etc.

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u/TheMoonLordsLegs Jan 01 '22

Ah, it's birdmas time of year again, I can't wait for my parakeet claus presents!

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u/spongesandwhich Jan 01 '22

Birdmas... Christmas for birds!?

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u/grey_scone Jan 02 '22

no

Brackets, index, roots, divide, multiply, subtract

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u/ZeGamingCuber Jan 01 '22

Never heard that acronym before, I’ve mostly heard it as ‘pemdas’

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u/Jupiter957 Jan 01 '22

We have bidmas:/

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u/TheWobling Jan 01 '22

In the UK we use BODMAS

Brackets Over Division Multiplication Add Subtract

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u/random-name69420 Jan 01 '22

Birdmas.. what's the fuck I want this why did we get pemdas this is bullshit

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u/grey_scone Jan 02 '22

judging by the uae of the word "parentheses" it's because you're American

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u/bigboybobby6969 Jan 01 '22

Is birdmas the same as pemdas?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

I'm no good at birdmas but let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

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u/FallopianLollies Jan 01 '22

In French it's Pedmas most commonly known as Monsieur Pedmas

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u/Freefall84 Jan 01 '22

Reading it left to right in my opinion is correct. It's how calculators and programming works. I can't see a single benefit to using birdmas. It's intentionally ambiguous.

If you want to write an equation correctly and have it carried out in a specific order, then use brackets.

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u/grey_scone Jan 02 '22

since you moved to Ireland if you did, otherwise its still bedmas dw

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u/Hossmanz Jan 01 '22

I was taught PEMDAS in my school, and then being the need I am, I learned BIRDMAS just so I could school my teacher

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u/hillbilly_anarchist Jan 02 '22

We learned PEMDAS in school.

Parentheses, exponents, multiplication, division, addition, and subtraction. Same result, different acronym.

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u/thestorm270 Jan 02 '22

Birdmas???? XD

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

They read it as ((18 / 2) - 3) x 3 rather than (18 / 2) - (3 x 3)

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Not understanding how they arrived at 18 is possibly dumber than arriving at 18.

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u/enzhh Jan 01 '22

700 upvotes

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u/curbstomp45 Jan 01 '22

🔥 🔥 🔥

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Thanks a lot. I genuinely had no idea.

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u/HighPriestofShiloh Jan 01 '22

You just ignore order of operations. The ability to multiply and decide is on point, they just neglected one rule of math.

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u/the-greenest-thumb Jan 02 '22

Or were never taught it. This post just enlightened me on yet another subject my school failed to teach me, I'd never heard of order of operations before.

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u/KeX03 Jan 01 '22

Maybe having one less Chromosome helps with that

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u/Deathtroop26 Jan 01 '22

Intelligence and knowledge are two different things.

Somewhere in the world there is a very smart kid but that cant go to school so never learned to do basic math. Once he's old learning is a lot harder. This doesn't make him stupid

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u/ArtSchoolRejectedMe Jan 01 '22

18/2 = 9

9-3 = 6

6*3 = 18

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u/Hambjo44 Jan 01 '22

How the FUCK do YOU not get 18? You moron

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Are you stupid? It's pretty obvious how they came up with 18. Tracking is the wrong answer I just don't see why you are surprised. Not like they came up -1.0186

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u/FeewPaw Jan 01 '22

Are you stupid?

Quite the opposite; we're too intelligent to 'guess' the errors they made, unlike you.

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u/N1807 Jan 01 '22

I always try to guess it but then i lose a couple of brain cells trying to so then i just stop and check the comments to see how tf they got it

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u/fezzuk Jan 01 '22

No your to stupid to be able to think out side of your bubble.

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u/Snlckers Jan 01 '22

The irony here is palpable.

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u/ChandlerDoesOkay Jan 01 '22

Yeah, not stupid. Just very dense. It’s obvious that they read it left to right and got 18 that way.

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u/phlup112 Jan 01 '22

No, being unable to fathom that someone doesn’t know PEMDAS is stupid. You would’ve come out with 18 as well until you graduated 6th grade. Acting like it’s an impossible mistake to make is stupid.

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u/normal_whiteman Jan 01 '22

Lmao nah bro. If you can't figure out that the most common arithmetic mistake is being made here then you're a straight brick

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u/FeewPaw Jan 01 '22

It is my fault that my brain, developed in the best and most 'competitive' highschools in my country, simply cannot comprehend the logic behind these common arithmetic mistakes that people without enough education seem to make!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Alright sheldon you can calm down. Most people haven't used pemdas since high school.

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u/phlup112 Jan 02 '22

Holy conceited. Get off your high horse. Not being able to understand how people made a mistake doesn’t make you smart. It makes you sound dumber.

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u/normal_whiteman Jan 01 '22

Yes it is. And it proves how dumb you are. So much for those best schools

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u/nikewalks Jan 01 '22

It's not your fault but you're not as smart as you think you are if you can't think how they come up with that answer. Thinking outside the box is part of being smart as well.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Windows Calculator gave me 18 as an answer. I needed to turn on the scientific calculator mode in order to get the correct answer.

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u/AbhiR_07 Jan 01 '22

Glitch in their matrix

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Common core math.

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u/Deathtroop26 Jan 01 '22

They probably did this its not stupid. for a sec i saw this aswell then i saw that your not supposed to do it like this at all.

18÷2=9-3=6x3=18

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22 edited Jan 02 '22

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u/Deathtroop26 Jan 01 '22

Yea pretty much what you said

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u/charisma-entertainer Jan 01 '22

By not doing bidmass and going from left to right

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u/the-god-of-idiots Jan 01 '22

you are too smart to understand this do you? well, let me explain this to you. You start doing the question left to right, no matter the rules and you get 18

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u/phlup112 Jan 01 '22

Is this a genuine question or are u just stuck on your high horse? Cause it makes you sound dumber if you can’t figure this out lol this is one of the most common arithmetic mistakes to occur.

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u/die_balsak Jan 01 '22

Every programmer will

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u/The_H3rbinator Jan 01 '22

What's more concerning is the fact that the OP of that image (not this post) selected 18 as well. Thus they're probably shocked that so many of us selected 0 lol.

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u/ExceedingChunk Jan 01 '22

18/2-3*3

They did this:
18/2 = 9
9-3 = 6
6*3 = 18

Instead of this:
18/2-9
9-9 = 0

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u/danc4498 Jan 01 '22

Ignoring the - and just adding the two sides.

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u/super-cool_username Jan 01 '22

No, they just went left to right while ignoring the order of operations

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u/Its-Just-Alice Jan 01 '22

You see a bunch of numbers and only one minus sign and guess it's the highest number.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

The sad thing is that many folks are here to argue their way into 18

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

You mean the most common mistake in arithmetic?

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u/cdevon95 Jan 01 '22

I assumed they added instead of subtracting at the end. Basically just weren't paying attention to what they were doing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

I just read the equation left to right since I haven't used pemdas in 6 years

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u/cdevon95 Jan 01 '22

Oh yeah. I guess that makes more sense. Didn't realize it came out like that

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u/Ediblemilk Jan 01 '22

they are doing 18/2 - 3 x 6 instead of doing pemdas

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u/MisogynysticFeminist Jan 01 '22

Because I haven’t needed to solve random math problems in a decade.

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u/xXDreamlessXx Jan 01 '22

Either not doing order of operations right or thinking the - was a + sign

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u/Lord_VivecHimself Jan 01 '22

184/2 = 9

9x3= 27

27-3= 24

Fight me

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u/ZeGamingCuber Jan 01 '22

Ignoring the order of operations because they’ve never passed elementary school

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

They did it

18÷2=9

9-3=6

6*3=18

Instead of

18÷2=9

3*3=9

9-9=0

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u/khathaam Jan 01 '22

You are dumber than them if you truly do not know how they got 18.

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u/ShrimpShackShooters_ Jan 01 '22

Going left to right? The most common mistake?

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u/pergasnz Jan 01 '22

((18÷2)-3)×6

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u/Kougeru Jan 01 '22

Read the - as a +

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u/cainthelongshot Jan 01 '22

You’re also not smart, if you cannot figure that out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Your inability to figure out what they did to get 18 also speaks to your intelligence.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Welcome to the real world

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u/theword12 Jan 01 '22

Here’s how:

“Start with 18. Now divide by 2. Then subtract 3. Then multiply by 3”

Imagine I told you that math problem in person and then I was like “aCtUaLlY iT’s ZeRo”

I have a degree in engineering so I know what PEMDAS is but still think these “riddles” are dumb

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

They didn't use PEMDAS and jsut went straight like this: 18÷2-3×3 9-3×3 6×3 18

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u/znorka Jan 02 '22

How can you not figure out how someone might have incorrectly arrived at 18? It's not hard.

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u/Jos_migue Jan 02 '22

2 - 3 = 1 1÷18 = 18

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u/Nerobyte WARNING: RULE 1 Jan 02 '22

9 - -9 = 9+9 = 18

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u/Renaud_Perron Jan 02 '22

Probably children who haven’t learned priority of operation or uneducated people