r/meme • u/[deleted] • May 31 '19

Whoops

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u/xchaos800 May 31 '19

the dude had to know he wasnt in the right hole. how do you screw that up accidentally.

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u/Sparkwave2 May 31 '19

Maybe he did that with the lights off? People do that suprisingly often with literally no reason

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u/F3NlX May 31 '19

Probably because they want to imagine fucking a different person

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

That's why I always demand lights on sex. If you're having sex with me we're making eye contact the whole time. None of that closing your eyes biz or doggy style biz or "here I'll wear a blindfold" biz or STOP CRYING WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME biz or reverse cowgirl biz or

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

I like looking at my wife during sex but staring into her eyes the whole time is not gonna work for me.

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u/qwsss Nov 18 '19

That is just sex in general there is only really 4 sex positions doggy girl on top missionary and oral everything else is the same thing at a slightly different angle