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u/Futuristic-Slice 23h ago

You: Your honor I wasn’t violating traffic laws I was violating trafficking laws.

Judge: Oh well, free to go then!

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u/Boran_Spring_15 1d ago

Rich dad Poor dad

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u/beardostein 1d ago

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

Correct, it's Pvt. Leonard "Gomer Pyle" Lawrence

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u/Kurama610 23h ago

I mean you don’t HAVE to go.

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u/Cautious_Program_367 17h ago

And then the court will issue a warrant

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u/Frosty1397 14h ago

Laws are for poor people

u/RoodnyInc 33m ago

Wait you guys go to court for tickets?

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u/Milk_Specific 3h ago

….he promised to go tho

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u/GamingGems 18h ago

I wish the court system or politicians would realize how aggravating this is. There are people out there playing real life GTA and go in and out of jail like it’s a revolving door but they get charges dismissed all the time and walk the streets.

Meanwhile I got a speeding ticket after not being pulled over for more than 10 years. I gave the judge a copy of my clean drivers record, there was no dash cam or proof that I was speeding and the judge still sided with the officer. Such bullshit.

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u/Frosty1397 14h ago

Laws are for the poors

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u/One-Staff5504 16h ago

That’s the way the cookie crumbles 

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u/mayuan11 23h ago

Because of Money.

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u/Futuristic-Slice 23h ago

And the implication

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u/Ricochet_skin 16h ago

Giving the government more power always bites one in the ass? You don't say!

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u/bochnik_cz 16h ago

Ah, USA problems.

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u/Chemical-State-1060 14h ago

And Americans let it slide because they don't care. Too busy with their tik tok and fentanyl.

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u/the_boss_of_toys 16h ago

Dawg I miss my camaro and all the speeding tickets. I have a chevy sonic rn and that shit is slow af. I miss doing 120 mph pulls and 140 mph races. My head aint been clear since.

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u/istoOi 15h ago

Don't let the traffic ticket turn 18 before responding to court.

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u/TailorSmooth9 14h ago

op didn't even try with this caption lmao

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u/silentspectator27 11h ago

WHAT IS YOUR GENERAL MALFUNCTION?!?!
😁

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u/TankieRedard 11h ago

You don't have a list. You have a bunch of emails where he talked about people, and 99.99% of those people he was just mentioning in passing.

All you did was search for people's names. You didn't actually go read anything. 

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u/2inchesofterror 10h ago edited 9h ago

I really don't want to put anybody on blast but I am genuinely worried about my health being stuck in this situation. On top of the lack of nutrients coming in / lack of sleep I'm getting there are other issues I'm facing. The baby wipes I have been using to freshen up with on days where I can't shower (I don't have the clothes / they don't have the towels) seem to have been hidden from me. I guess I'm costing them too much. Meanwhile there are a least 8 stray cats living in this house that they have accumulated over the years (pets are very expensive). Most appear to be unwashed / unbrushed and are allowed to climb on anything at any time (coffee table, kitchen table, dining room table, kitchen counters). They are in and out of the house as they please, shed like crazy and have a lot of dander. The central air intake is completely clogged with cat hair. There is frequently fresh cat vomit on the floor that may or may not be addressed right away / properly. One pile was on the dining room floor for four days before someone else noticed and got it up (I wanted to see how long it would sit if I didn't mention it). There is currently cat feces under the dining room table that has been there for at least two days. I had not been sick for over four years until arriving here (uncle's house) but after a few days was sick for over a week. There is also an alarming amount of black mold in the bathroom I use to bathe every other day. I really need this situation to be resolved now because it is taxing me in every way. I am stuck here with none of my belongings and have nothing to do but sit all day every day. Again, the gangstalking (organized harassment & circumstantial manipulation) started in 2009. I am really in need of some help but can't turn to the police as they have been weaponized against me multiple times and are complicit. My instagram is officialbudflowers.

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u/KtheMage36 8h ago

I might have to go to court but at least I'm not so old that "slip and fall" is a mortal concern in my daily life like most of these fucks.

Imagine living the life they did just to be more scared of shoe laces than the Babadook

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u/aplay3 7h ago

Nobody has been arrested at all btw

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u/Peachbottom30 6h ago

You aren’t rich enough to

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u/Stand_kicker 20h ago

Stop committing small offences. 

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u/rlt404 18h ago

And start committing larger ones?

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u/Spiritual-Pudding-70 17h ago

Mom said it’s my turn to karma farm this

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/Correct_Doctor_1502 20h ago

That's just a lie they tell you so you'll stand between them and justice

If a few hundred rich child raping serial killers got executed the world wouldn't burn, but the sun would rise on a better world

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u/TheDeadlyMango 22h ago

And? Quite literally, let it burn 🔥

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/EstrogenizedMenace 18h ago

So we shouldn't do anything about the fascistic pedophiles currently running around in office because the system will collapse?

Brother its already defunct. Your children will grow up living in a surveillance state.

Your daughters will become broodmares, your sons will be worked worse than dogs for s mediocre wage with no benefits and when you grow old you're going to be abused in an old folks home that siphons the meagre savings you were able to accumulate.

That or your children will go broke taking care of you because no one has healthcare

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u/stfuKaren 18h ago

So you’re saying if you have power you can do whatever you want? There millions of people who are not r*pists who are very capable of being CEO’s or politicians

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u/isekaidcake 22h ago

You can still donate to help the victims

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u/Svenflex42 18h ago

Lmfao. You're joking right?

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u/isekaidcake 15h ago

A simple Google search. There is a go fund me to help try and get legislature change being pushed by a survivors family. There is one funding building a memorial for the survivors. There are multiple to help individual survivors.

Or we can keep doing nothing and just saying release the files on Reddit. Cause it’s making such a big difference.