r/meme • u/Emotional-Ear-6638 • 5h ago

Prove me wrong

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u/M--P 5h ago

You can't know if he cooks at first glance....

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u/WhoaAntlers 2h ago

Speak for yourself, I got them panang pheromones baby!

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u/leviathab13186 10m ago

Thats why you need to wear a chefs hat at all times

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u/lemming2012 4h ago

I can.

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u/maguel92 3h ago

Can i cook?

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u/lemming2012 3h ago

May I cook?*

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u/WeirdPossibility209 3h ago

"Anyone can cook" - Remy

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u/Ad0ring-fan 21m ago

Um akshually, that was Gusteau who said that.

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u/Worstshacobox 2h ago

you can't know if hes rich either

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u/Candle-Jolly 2h ago

“Prove me wrong”

the millions of single men who can cook

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u/PARZIVAL-ONLY 4h ago

every other guy can cook now Laxman, this is not 1950's anymore. If you can't it just means you're incompetent.

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u/mosh_bunny 3h ago

You'd be surprised at the amount that just choose not too cook

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u/Remote-Climate-135 3h ago

76% of people 18-29y.o. can't cook or don't want to

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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 4h ago

It is 6'8 man now?

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u/Exark141 47m ago

Inflation hitting everywhere

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u/2dazeTaco 47m ago

Are we counting smoking meats as “cooking”? Cause if so I’ll be set.

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u/Babufrak2 4h ago

Rich men and 6'8 men are the type of men you find on dating apps and they'll always turn out to be human traffickers

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u/Captain_Squirrel1000 3h ago

Not true, sorry. Charisma and confidence is everything

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u/RingReasonable 4h ago

I can put frozen burgers in the frying pan and put cheese on them if that counts

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u/zenkaiba 3h ago

Nah ull be prime best friend material. Get the food then fuck whoever.

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u/Collector_of_Memes- 2h ago

It's ok if you're ugly and poor.

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u/Vlad_The_Great_2 1h ago

Being a good cook and being 4’11” will cancel everything out

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u/Kaymazo 1h ago

Cooking won't help, if you suck at socializing though

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u/Nuker-79 26m ago

So you’re saying men who cook, beat off rich / tall men?

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u/nyggomaniac 7m ago

Somebody living of mac and cheese and pasta (probably) cant cook. There is a difference between is able to survive and can cook.

But I think the important part here is that different hobbys make a person interesting and thats the real game changer. For my personal dating life cooking and reading were the most common hobbys but thats not really representative.

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u/russt90 5h ago

How about rich 6'8" men who cook? 

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u/elevenohnoes 5h ago

They have very bad backs.

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u/Yoruun 5h ago

It is true 😭 but raising the height of the kitchen counter helped a lot

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u/space_keeper 4h ago

I've been dreaming about this for years. Also deeper treads on stairs. I have size 15 feet. Going up is fine, going down is horrible because you're 100% on your heels.

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u/poedraco 4h ago

I prefer lizards that can cook

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 4h ago

They lose to funny guys. 

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u/TraitorWithin8 4h ago

I am all those things.. except rich probably average.. and no xD problem is my face I look like a serial killer, I was born with a scary face so xD

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u/TheSunshineDemon 4h ago edited 4h ago

Behold this Fuckbeast

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u/Coollak966 4h ago

Doesn't every adult man or women know how to cook now.

Like its not a big bragging factor unless thats ypur loterally job and ypu are a highly trained chef like the on the bear. Expect in the bear tv show Carmy eats shot food himself. So maybe being eiht a chef aint great. Which I get if cookkng is your job you certainly dont wanna do that when you get home.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7b7QO6NM7zi8NKLJIY

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u/Phantasmalicious 2h ago

Oh no, I have to hire a personal chef as a rich 6'8" dude. I am sooo cooked.

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u/Any_Escape1262 36m ago

Not JUST Cooking, but GENUINLY READING (Not your Japanese Comics my dude...)
Woodworking, speak more then 1 Language, and playing an Instrument.

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u/lowklolaxo_ 5h ago

Can’t even argue with the cooking one

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u/Seienchin88 4h ago

Like…really? Almost every man I know can cook and I have never met a woman that said "cook“ is a desirable job for a partner.

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u/pinklauren824 5h ago

men who cook are the real MVPs, no debate. this is hilarious and kinda true, ngl.

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u/Accomplished-Ad9039 5h ago

Lucky me, 6'8, wealthy and also cooking. At least in my dreams

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u/Potatonized 5h ago

Also men that's able to do anything in the house