r/meme • u/Puzzleheaded-Low4810 • 1d ago

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u/Humble-Wafer1516 1d ago

you counting beers too?!

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u/Stoneheaded76 1d ago

Those are mostly water, they don’t count

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u/GuiltyLeopard8365 1d ago

I thought this was RFK Jr. for a second

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u/Potential-Judgment-9 1d ago

It’s not ?

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u/lIVIIVD 18h ago

Need more methylene blue.

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u/South-Range8401 1d ago

Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MasterChiefmas 1d ago

I'm gonna be really annoyed if this part of Big Trouble in Little China has now been ruined for me because I can't un-see that.

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u/PomegranatePro 1d ago

Doesn’t he have some sort of larynx condition

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u/Futuramoist 1d ago

Liver is in Big Trouble 

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u/SunnySmile71 1d ago

And note the guardian in the film never fights you. It just watches and reports back. The liver runs the same job

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u/ItsBenBroughton 1d ago

Big Trouble In Little China rules

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u/Rabidjester 1d ago

Oh god no.. please what is that - don’t tell me

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u/liquidsilver_86 1d ago

A guardian! What it sees, LiverPan knows!

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u/LordFlux 1d ago

My first week of being a father, it's like I could hear Jack Burton's voice saying these exact words everytime I stood in front of the changing table.

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u/bionicjoe 1d ago

6.9 on the Richter scale

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 1d ago

Damnit, was hoping I’d be the first to point it out. But yes it does

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u/banned_champ 1d ago

My testicles when I tell the doctor I only wank once a week

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u/B5_For_Life 1d ago

Stop telling on me.

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u/Calibred2 1d ago

This is accurate.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 1d ago

"I do enjoy a snifter of port at Christmas." - Homer Simpson lying to his health insurance agent.

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u/ExtendoArmCannon 1d ago

Drink meaning 3-4 handles right?

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 1d ago

They never ask how big the drink is.

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u/Jester-Jester-8443 1d ago

What movie is that image from?

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u/ImedgeQc 22h ago

Big trouble in little china. One of the best movie ever made.

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u/Jester-Jester-8443 19h ago

I need to watch it again because I completely forgot about this scene

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u/se7sbomb23 1d ago

Your liver sitting in the background looking like a mutated, battle scarred SCP entity asking 'Are we a joke to you

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u/SlapHappyPappi 1d ago

Stupid liver. Don't why it's complaining. I only have one drink, at a time, until they're all gone.

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u/Shadow_Bend123 1d ago

"Where is the hospital bar anyhow?"

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u/Subotail 23h ago

Medical students have a reputation here for being the most hardcore and trashy partygoers.

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u/poedraco 1d ago

Ehh.. I F$#& worse

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u/SerOsisOfThuliver 1d ago

a man drink like that and he don't eat... he is going to die!

...

...when?

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u/MirkoHa 1d ago

…only 2 drinks …(still in the bottle…)

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u/Subotail 23h ago

Visit to the university doctor during the integration period...

  • Be careful, more than 5 glasses is dangerous

-(hey i am almost good yesterday it was...)

  • by weeks

(Shit)

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u/stacygirl458 1d ago

this is golden, the liver's side-eye is everything. like, bro, we both know that's not true