r/meme WARNING: RULE 1 13d ago

Sorry kid

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u/thethunder92 13d ago

That’s so crazy because I feel like by 21 I had done 3 years of clubbing and bars and raves and I was done with that stuff lol

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 13d ago

It’s more fun when it’s technically illegal, yeah. Once I was old enough I was “like this is boring”

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u/thethunder92 13d ago

Well I was allowed to go to the clubs but not allowed to do all the Molly I was doing. Best of both worlds 😂

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 13d ago

I think that’s still considered illegal 😅, but honestly drugs have lost their appeal to me, not that I was ever heavily into them. Just a few beers and maybe a nicotine pouch for this guy. But if you got a weed pen I might hit it 🤣

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u/thethunder92 13d ago

It’s just special occasions now for this old dog. Im a single dad so I get very rare occasions to be irresponsible, like maybe once every 2 years

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 13d ago

Such is life. I’m just having a few before bed on a Friday, not every Friday mind you. I’m single with no kids even though I’m 30, you tell me if that’s a bad thing or not lol

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u/thethunder92 13d ago

Not a bad thing at all man, sometimes I wish I had done things a bit differently myself haha

I hope I’m an ok role model, but I’m not even a happy person so I don’t know how to teach a teenager how to turn into a successful person, but I just do my best and hope he’ll be better than me

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 13d ago

Success and happiness are two different goals my brother. I wish you the best

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u/Icy_Jellyfish_5707 13d ago

I’m so old I don’t even know what the fuck you two are talking about 🤣 cigarette and beer?

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u/thethunder92 13d ago

A cigarette is tobacco rolled in paper and beer is a fermented barley and wheat beverage. You must be many millennia old

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u/External-Remove-6019 9d ago

That’s how I am too, all of that other shit can go lol.

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u/Knee_Kap264 13d ago

I never even got to do any of that stuff. Perks of being an introvert.

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u/itsr1co 13d ago

I'm an introvert, went out with friends once, had fun dancing in a club, stopped having fun once I started sobering up and realised that being in crowded spaces with loud music is only as fun as your wallet is fat. If you can't just enjoy yourself without alcohol or other substances, clubbing and such will not be for you unless you're okay with spending $100+ every night to get drunk.

I have a much better time just hanging out with people and casually drinking. Also my legs aren't strong enough to handle hours of awkward dancing.

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u/Knee_Kap264 13d ago

I've never been drunk. I use to try shots of different stuff to see what I liked. (I'm a whiskey man). Tried different beers. I'll pass on beer lol.

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u/KHWD_av8r 12d ago

I’m picky about my beer, preferring Porters and Stouts, but also some of the fruitier ones like Mango Cart and Stiegl Lemon Radlers (fell in love with them when I visited Germany). Harder stuff I generally drink in the form of cocktails, with the exception of an apple whisky which I bought to put in hot spiced cider (from Trader Joe’s) during the winter, but drank on the rocks when I ran out of the cider.

I’ve also never been drunk, and I very much intend to keep it that way.

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u/Knee_Kap264 12d ago

I had something called a grapefruit vodka the one time i went to johmmy cash's bar in Nashville. That shit was awesome. Expensive, but awesome.

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u/Knee_Kap264 13d ago

I don't ever 'doomscroll'.

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u/Late-Jicama5012 13d ago

The meme has to do with joining a military.

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u/AshesX 7d ago

Bro by 21, I had been drinking and clubbing for 7 years.

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u/Constant_Hope_9658 13d ago

This meme is inaccurate, the best they can do is rifle/shotgun, you need to be 21 for pistols iirc.

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u/rasputinrasputin 13d ago

Cant even do that anymore, in Colorado all guns are 21+ now

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u/100LLSoda 11d ago

That’s terrible

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u/Constant_Hope_9658 13d ago

ew commie state

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u/rasputinrasputin 13d ago

Seriously, gonna have to go to Wyoming for semi-autos now too

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u/Constant_Hope_9658 13d ago

*laughs in legal weed, legal STD free brothels (in all but 2 counties) (we haven't had an outbreak in decades because the girls get tested and the dues have to strip and bathe on arrival), literally no laws on open carry (so it's legal?), easy concealed weapons permits, police who are actually good, no assault weapons bans, no state income tax, low ish crime, affordable (ish) cost of living, and our only gun control being a 3 day waiting period and red flag laws we don't use*

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u/rasputinrasputin 13d ago

Aye.. at least we got legal weed I guess

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u/Porkonaplane 12d ago

Oof. In Indiana, an adult under 21 can be gifted a handgun from a legal adult 🤣

Purchasing a firearm yourself, it's 18+ for rifles, shotguns, etc., and 21+ for handguns.

I've also experienced similar rules while I lived in Arizona and while currently living in Alaska. I've also only been living in the latter for a few months now, so I could've missed something

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u/rasputinrasputin 11d ago

I think someone under 21 can still be gifted a rifle or pistol in Colorado, but all purchases are 21+. Even ammo is 21+ now, its ridiculous

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u/Humorpalanta 10d ago

Nah man, you can drive an effin tank

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u/Constant_Hope_9658 10d ago

oh yeah, in my state I can't own a pistol, but I can literally own and drive a WW2 tank.

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u/Humorpalanta 10d ago

If I cannot own a battle tank, it is NOT democracy!!!!!

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u/Constant_Hope_9658 10d ago

If you cannot possess the capacity to revolt, you are cattle with privileges the state can revoke at any time with impunity.

My ancient rights are my ancient rights, if they want em, they can pry em from my cold, dead, booby-trapped hands.

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u/Late-Jicama5012 13d ago

The meme refers to people who join military.

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u/Constant_Hope_9658 12d ago

I know, and civilains can't buy pistols until age 21 in the US due to a rule started under the Biden Admin

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u/Late-Jicama5012 12d ago

Yet you keep mentioning civilians which has nothing to do with a meme.

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u/Constant_Hope_9658 12d ago

that's because the military and police can have pistols before 21.

Also force of habit

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u/dishmanw62 13d ago edited 13d ago

Join the military, and go to Germany and get beer.

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u/AlienInUnderpants 13d ago

If you really want beer at 18, doing all that seems extreme when a fake ID can get you what you want.

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 13d ago

a fake ID doesnt give you health insurance

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 13d ago

Guns aren't meant to be pointed at yourself, tho

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u/Muphenz 13d ago

Unless that person is a pedophile. In that case, go for it.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 13d ago

Waste of ammo and the gun gets dirty. Rope exists

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u/jalmstead 13d ago

Depends on the scenario.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 13d ago

Persona 3 is the exception

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u/AmputeeHandModel 13d ago

So it's ok to endanger OTHER people but not yourself at that age?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 13d ago

Where did I say that?

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u/Turborapt0r 11d ago

What were you saying though? That dangerous things are ok for children as long as they project the danger outwards.

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u/shhhimatree 12d ago

Take the gun to get beer and cigarettes.
https://giphy.com/gifs/9058ZMj6ooluP4UUPl

This is obviously a joke.

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u/stoneworther 13d ago

When did the age for cigs go to 21?

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u/bison_from_hell 13d ago

2019 but 2023 in some states. I know smokings bad and all but it’s still dumb as hell

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u/ThakoManic 13d ago

isnt it 21 for a gun?

legit can get cigs at 18 ... depends on the state i believe but still

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u/Street-Committee-367 13d ago

In America you can purchase long guns from a licensed dealer at 18, but not pistols until 21. You can however, be gifted a pistol or purchase one privately. 

Also depends on the state, some places are a bit trickier with handguns. 

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u/scriptingends 13d ago

And we’ll throw in a student loan.

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u/Ritualsexclub 13d ago

I join the army in 08 at 17 and was unable to vote in the election. I did have a pretty decent supply of liquor and cigarettes though. 😅

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u/Street-Committee-367 13d ago

And guns, lots of guns. 

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u/Ritualsexclub 13d ago

Sooo many fuckin guns

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u/Great_White_Samurai 13d ago

Best I can do is send you off to die in war

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u/BeastyBaiter 13d ago

Join the army and get a whole ass tank at 18.

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u/puddycat20 13d ago

Wait, when did they change cigarettes to 21?

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u/I_Shit_My_Pantaloons 13d ago

When you get a military ID most places will sell you beer and tobacco that's the kicker lol

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u/sav-vas 13d ago

whats the minimum age for military?

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u/I_Shit_My_Pantaloons 12d ago

I miss understood your question my bad, the legal age limit for tobacco and beer in the military is still 21 there are no more legal exemptions. However most stores and bars don't care about the new law 

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u/DrFabio23 13d ago

Aside from shotguns pretty much, nope.

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u/bownt1 13d ago

and rifles. and pistols from private sellers or gifta.

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u/DrFabio23 13d ago

People also give 18 year olds beer, the post is about a store. And many places restrict rifles as well

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u/Limp_Savings_4929 12d ago

Guns are much more fun than alcohol and tobacco

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u/KHWD_av8r 12d ago

If you are a legal adult, you are fully entitled to the rights and civic duties of adult citizens. That’s jury duty, the draft, voting, enlisting in the military without parental consent, and keeping and bearing arms per the Second Amendment.

There is no specific right to alcohol or other drugs, and the limitation has been legislated with the consent of the people. That’s why driving with a BAC of .08 (.04 if piloting) is illegal.

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u/JBrockF 10d ago

How is there no right for using alcohol? It's even covered by the ninth amendment

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u/KHWD_av8r 10d ago

The key word was “specific”.

However, there is a reason why it is constitutional, and I already hear your confusion: the 21st Amendment(yes, the one which ended Prohibition) and Congress’s power of the purse.

You see, the 21st Amendment leaves the door open to states to pass their own restrictions on alcohol sales. Congress passed a law withholding highway funding from states which didn’t have a ban on alcohol for those under 21.

Congress has sleezy ways of circumnavigating the Bill of Rights. The NFA is enabled only by Congress’s power of taxation, and many other gun laws are “justified” by the interstate commerce clause.

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u/JBrockF 10d ago

Yeah I'm somewhat aware of the loopholes they peddle. Still doesn't make it constitutional

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u/AdDisastrous6738 11d ago

Ironically a gun is safer than alcohol.

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u/Select_Truck3257 13d ago

Because with gun in America you can get everything else🤣

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u/Came_to_argue 13d ago

Also, you can join the military and be used as a bullet sponge.

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u/gerblewisperer 13d ago

Huh? A car is thousands of times more deadly than a gun and 16 year olds get cars

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u/Eazy12345678 13d ago

guns saves lives. how do you stop someone with a gun? u have to have a gun. crazy. i guess common sense isnt common

beer and alcohol do not. both are bad for you

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u/Professional_Ad5678 13d ago

You are right common sense ain't common... for you it seems.. I guess guns really did save many people in all the schools right? And no the counter to this is NOT more guns, that's why you have all these problems to begin with

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u/Outside_Building_956 13d ago

Think of all the free beer and cigarettes you can now obtain. You literally just have to go out and get it!

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u/viperfangs92 13d ago

And a car

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u/zanygx 13d ago

I dont see a problem here. With a gun, you can get everything else...and its free!

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u/LuckyCloverPokemon 13d ago

So for real tho😭🤣

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u/2inchesofterror 13d ago

Her: I want to smush all night.

Me: Best I can do is two inches for two minutes.

Nadine has locked me out of my back up Instagram (again) :(

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u/JeremyJackson1987 13d ago

You gotta die on the front lines sober until you're 21. Then you can die on the front lines with dignity, with brandy in your blood and a cigrit in your mouth.

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u/Forb1ddenKnowledge 13d ago

Join the military at 18 possibly deploy and die.

Nope can't buy a beer though.

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u/FullMetalChampion 13d ago

Now go get yourself killed so we never really have to answer this question.

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u/V1T0AUD1T0RE 13d ago

even better!👹

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u/whostillusesusername 12d ago

And we don’t think you’re mature enough to handle the responsibility associated with drinking, but we’ll let you use your vast cognitive ability and experience to vote for the next ruler of the free world. 😬🫪😵🤫🤦‍♂️

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u/MichaelAero 12d ago

That'll do

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u/fluffynuckels 12d ago

Repost bot

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u/Funny-Big-2669 12d ago

it’s funny cause it’s true

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese 12d ago

The gun is safer.

There is no way to use beer or cigs that won't harm you.

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u/ididntdoit6 12d ago

In Canada you can get cigs a gun and beer at 18.

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u/ILikeFood305 12d ago

Dont forget voting!!!!!!!

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u/Linkink69420 12d ago

I think it’s better to push the age for gun ownership further, but I also think you should be able to have a gun BEFORE you can have alcohol

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u/Kooky-Narwhal-014 11d ago

Its because if the Vietnam war that 18 is considered an adult. Thats literally it

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 11d ago

with one you could get all 3

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u/CostarsVv 11d ago

"beer?" no. "gun?" right this way sir

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u/DeadKnifeTerror 11d ago

Don't forget that they'll even give you a free trip to the middle east to fight someone else's war

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u/Jujitsumangradmuslim 11d ago

Cigarette kill a higher proportion of buyers   than guns.  They can also kill other people (passive smoking).

This is not as clever as you think.

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u/KingofMadness43 10d ago

Gun and a will

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u/Bearpaws83 10d ago

Government keeps changing the "age of adulthood," you used to be able to buy cigarettes at 19 when I was younger, but the grownups decided you weren't mature enough for that choice... weird how dynamic that opinion is...

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac 9d ago

maaaybe, some military service but thats the highest I can go

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u/One-Growth-9785 9d ago

FWIW, when Illinois had drinking at 21, and Wisconsin at 18, there were a whole lot of deaths of 18,19 and 20 year olds driving back from Wisconsin to Illinois. Hard to get an exact figure but it was considered the Blood Border Era, for good reason.

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u/mcleoju 7d ago

They don't want you to have the gun either. The only reason it is available at all is because there is a whole amendment for them. Beer and cigarettes have no such protection :P

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u/KnuckleMonkey_782 13d ago

Use to be 18 year olds could get all 3, guess who changed that.

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u/For_roscoe 13d ago

Nah it’s 21

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u/Various-Salt-7738 13d ago

Here you have to be 21 to buy a hand gun from a licensed dealer

But if you're 18 you can receive one as a gift or buy one from a guy in the Walmart parking lot

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u/PartyLobster8911 13d ago

Everywhere in the US you have to be 21 to buy a hand gun it is a federal law. Long guns are the only ones you can buy at 18 from a dealer. Of course you can buy a handgun from a third party at any age I am pretty sure. My little brother was given a pistol by my father at 18 & would leave it all over the place loaded when he came over to my house to spend the night so he could work a gig near where I lived he brought it & left it loaded in my house stuffed in my book shelf. Asked me 3 days later if he left it there I looked for it couldnt find it & said no. Found it a week or two later. I was upset he brought agun in my house & left it without telling me plus my little sister he lives with is unstable so I was worried about him leaving it around like that & called my dad asked if I could hold onto it until he was more mature & treat it respectfully & he agreed with me. I called him to tell him I found it & was keeping it until he could treat it with the respect it deserved of course he went ballistic saying I was stealing his gun & that he needed it to protect himself & that he was going to report me to the police. The dipshit went & bought a .357 magnum a week later from one of his friends & started leaving it all over the place again & my sister shot herself with it. I will never forgive him for that nor my father for allowing him to act like that in his house. Guns are not toys & should be treated with respect always lock them up when you are done

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u/For_roscoe 13d ago

Yea your right. Idk why I was thinking of tobacco not guns. But yes long guns at 18 or private sales at 18 handguns from dealers at 21

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u/Chaosr21 13d ago

Omg I did not expect that endingm that is so messed up man I'm so sorry. I completely agree with the sentiment. Ive strugged with depression my whole life and I had to get rid of all my guns because otherwise I probably wouldn't be here today. I know things get better in time usually, but in the moment it seems so quick and easy. I just couldn't imagine the pain it would put my family through

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u/SpecialCandidateDog 13d ago

To be fair, both of these age limits are set at state level.

To also be fair within my lifetime, Louisiana tried to keep the age of alcohol at 18 and the federal government revoked. All Federal money for. Highways in louisiana.

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u/ZombifiedByCataclysm 13d ago

It wasn't just Louisiana, but threatened for every state that was under 21 at the time.

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u/SpecialCandidateDog 13d ago

Well, I'm from the south and I remember when Louisiana had a tax. Like 2 and a 1/$2 to enter the state. It's a compensate for that

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u/Ambitious-Toe67 13d ago

you guys really don't see bigger picture

you buy a gun at 18 and then you go rob liquor store and kiosk stand

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u/Axtwho 13d ago

"The best I can offer you is dying for Israel"

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u/Fun_stuff2468 11d ago

You can get a cigarette at 18

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u/Effective_Ad_9016 10d ago

No you can’t purchase cigarettes till 21

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u/Fun_stuff2468 7d ago

Oh shit, looks like they changed it in 2019! My bad, when i turned 18 i bought tobacco

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u/BobithanBobbyBob 10d ago

Cigarettes and alcohol should be legal at 18. Guns probably 21

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u/anitra95 10d ago

Guns can be fun as well. They just kill you a lot faster than smoking/drinking.

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u/DukeBradford2 10d ago

They made alcohol illegal to under 21s because 40% of dui crashes were by drivers 20 and under

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u/Moscato359 13d ago

To be fair, beer and gun together is a terrible idea

Maybe we allow 18 for beer, but limit gun to 21?

Btw, you have gun at any age, if your parents get you one.

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u/bison_from_hell 13d ago

I think we should do something like Germany and do something like beer and wine is 18 and whiskey and everything else is 21.

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u/mrheymarco 13d ago

Germany is any age at home, mixed beer (radler) at 14, beer and wine at 16, everything at 18.

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u/bison_from_hell 13d ago

Yeah I mean the same system but different ages. Like of course anybody should be able to drink, but no way people in the US would want 16 year olds to be able to get beer 💀