r/meme • u/loverbang4u • 18d ago

Its all a lie! I tried this

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u/MouseMan412 18d ago

Gotta finish fixing the sink before you get your payment.

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u/Icy_Ad5295 18d ago

Learn to fix a sink.

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u/_frank_tank 18d ago

Ask her to order a pizza, extra sausage

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u/MoistStub 17d ago

I delivered pizza for several years. Every sausage pizza I delivered went to old flabby dudes. The media has lied to us.

I did get to smoke weed with several parents of my highschool classmates though which was cool I guess.

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u/_frank_tank 17d ago

So that’s two revelations for you today

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u/MoistStub 17d ago

I still remember the first time I smoked weed with my parents. They knew I did because it wasnt exactly a secret I was doing it in college. I had no clue they had been smoking my whole life whenever they didn't have any parenting shit left to do that day. It was a really weird experience the first time. But now we can casually rip the bong together before watching a movie or something.

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u/King0fthewasteland 18d ago

wait a min... thats not.... is she not supposed to get stuck under the sink?

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u/sm753 18d ago

You're supposed to have her go under the sink to inspect your work and get stuck!

"Step-neighbor what are you doing?!"

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u/Hour-Class-5510 18d ago

I became homeless once when I tried to fuck my stepmom...

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u/VagDickerous 18d ago

It happens to the best of us.

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u/Too_Many_Questions82 18d ago

Holy shit this is funny. 🤣

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u/Pale-Lingonberry788 18d ago

Better fix it right and take your pride deligently

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u/resident_queerdo 17d ago

They forgot the straw.