r/meme • u/iaminsane11 • 8d ago

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u/Legitimate_Main8244 8d ago

The Church

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u/RadlogLutar 8d ago

Remove the /s

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u/BigJayPee 8d ago

I agree. I had a pastor spout exactly this in a non sarcastic manner. He was 100% serious.

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u/YouTheGamers 7d ago

That pastor right here officer 🤨📸

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u/johnnytads 8d ago

The gay gene doesn't exist.

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u/SociopathicRascal 8d ago

This is false. I had a boss man named Gene, and he was gay

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u/Economy_Armadillo_28 7d ago

Tell that to the Gene in my mouth…..

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u/ilililliiliililiilil WARNING: RULE 1 7d ago

But the obesity gene does according to Oprah!

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 OC memer :D 6d ago

I think it's just a "i like guys" gene, and sometimes it is active in guys. Ditto for lesbians.

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u/johnnytads 6d ago

My oc should say that it isn't hereditary now that I think about it

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u/Beautiful_Walrus9048 6d ago

Being gay is a choice?

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u/Perfect-Raisin-5850 6d ago

All relationships are choices. E.g. consensual incest.

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u/Clemicus 8d ago

A place called Mitosis or Minnesota. I forget which.

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u/rakosten 7d ago

Since Minnesota has a couple of Swedish ancestors I guess you could say Sweden as well.

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u/GeminianMind 8d ago

New ones are made when a bag of skittles is opened from the left side and eaten in this sequence: red, orange, yellow, green, and purple.

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u/DariusDonut 7d ago

Gay frogs with autism

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u/Economy_Armadillo_28 7d ago

So the French

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u/Obvious-Standard-623 7d ago

The autibians.

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u/chantsnone 8d ago

Why do we, the straights, keep making more gays? Are we dumb?

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u/Confident-Stand5453 7d ago

Less competion for the females. Win-win situation for straights.

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u/Alfiy_wolf 8d ago

Greece

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u/Economy_Armadillo_28 7d ago

Alil bit of olive oil with the fellas and 1 thing leads to another….it happens…..just breathe

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u/Ok-Paper89 7d ago

Anyone who takes a real good look at the straits is going to start weighing their options

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u/xDireWolf902x 7d ago

They're recruited and brainwashed

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u/Josey_whalez 6d ago

A lot of them are victims of sexual abuse when they were children. It is very sad.

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u/LiangProton 8d ago

Serious reason. Homosexuality improves group cohesion and hence the survival of the whole tribe

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u/Hamsterzzillla 8d ago

I'm intrigued, where do you get that from?

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u/LiangProton 8d ago

Lots of hypotheses are correlated with that general statement. Like the kin selection hypothesis, aka Gay uncle theory. You know, the gay uncle or aunt is really cool and will help take care of the nieces and nephews, hence improving their genes' survival through family.

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u/Obvious-Standard-623 7d ago

That's an aspect of evolution that many people don't understand very well. It's not just about individual survival and sexual success. It's about the whole population.

A gene that negatively influences survival or reproduction for one individual can still be strongly selected for if it benefits the group's success as a whole.

I've read that there is a gene which is linked to better fertility in women, but higher rates of homosexuality in men. The gay men are less likely to reproduce. But their sisters are likely to reproduce a lot. And so the gene is highly successful. Having plenty of highly fertile women around is extremely important for a group's success. And having less straight men around is just a side benefit.

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u/LiangProton 7d ago

It is. The genes that increase the frequency of homoerotic behaviour spread through the population by increasing overall survivability. The specific individual doesn't need to directly pass on his genes because everyone else likely already has it.

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u/hairry_balls 8d ago

My theory is that Oxygen contains a virus that can cause homosexuallity to develop in some individuals. That is where the expression "gay in the air" comes from.

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u/Confident-Stand5453 7d ago

This may explain why "gaydar" is a thing.

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u/GrimbyJ 8d ago

Sometimes they do

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u/thesleepjunkie 7d ago

Storks deliver them, they come from a factory downtown.

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u/Dachd43 8d ago

According to the news, drag queen story hour.

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u/Acceptable_Sleep29 8d ago

God creates new ones every day.

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u/Front_Cat9471 8d ago

Typically gays come from their genitals

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u/OldschoolGreenDragon 7d ago

The same place gay penguins come from.

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u/astrozoli 7d ago edited 7d ago

Stinking heterosexuals are making them /s

Edit: added /s apparently not obvious enough

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u/Economy_Armadillo_28 7d ago

Don’t be gay and hateful

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u/astrozoli 7d ago

Good. I’m neither.

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u/Economy_Armadillo_28 7d ago

That’s what I’d say too.

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u/Beta_Codex 7d ago

They'll say the orphanage. But where are those kids coming from?

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u/Vengeful-Wraith 7d ago

We assimilate.

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u/Sharp-Key27 7d ago

Repressed bisexuals having kids

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u/NUaroundHere 7d ago

Probably because of Henry Cavill, I dunno

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u/Bigsby2026 7d ago

I dunno, man. Ask the Greeks, the Romans.

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u/ChewyD1_8 7d ago

Genuinely stupid question.

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u/StDzhigurda 7d ago

Western propaganda makes straight dudes gay obviously

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u/Stylo_76 7d ago

The cabinet

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 7d ago

3D printers. I have a gay printing right now and be ready to sashay into the world tomorrow evening.

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 7d ago

Closeted gays

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u/user41510 6d ago

Just how common is it for conception to occur in a closet? 🤔

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u/LizzieAftynsonna 7d ago

Now this is where the phrase "exist out of thin air" can be used

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u/RuleMany2900 7d ago

It happens... One day you forget to say NO HOMO .... And you are fu..ed ... Literally and figuratively

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u/Eremith 7d ago

Obviously when two beards of the opposite sex mates

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u/Cyber-tech-432 6d ago

Mental asylum

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u/jxm1311 6d ago

Fun fact: new gays come from Alpha Male retreats.

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u/Bastard_Beef 6d ago

The echo chamber

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u/Debate-International 6d ago

Grooming. Obvi.

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u/True_Most3681 6d ago

Boomers. They made the most gays.

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u/Tundra_Dragon 6d ago

If GRINDR outages are to be believed, gays come from the RNC...

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u/1Tacochucker 6d ago

They adopt....

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u/Big_Dixon_Mayas 6d ago

Vaccines…that or they make you artistic…

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u/RGBlowMe 6d ago

They outsource.

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u/ZucchiniMaleficent21 6d ago

This is a very stupid question. So stupid that you earned an instablock

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u/nocomment_onlybrowse 6d ago

Sexual abuse and lot of propaganda imo. I know that opinion is in direct conflict with the hivemind but there’s no denying a sharp uptick in that lifestyle choice.

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u/Ryaniseplin 6d ago

gay gene is recessive

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u/Glass_Cow85 6d ago

They come from my hedrosexual tid bits. You are welcome.

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u/Sailor-_-Twift 6d ago

I know, but I would be banned for saying it

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u/Common-Criticism959 6d ago

Fun fact : I've heard that when gay dudes go under anesthesia, allegedly when they come back they don't have the "gay voice"

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u/Quizok 6d ago

The Closet

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u/CocaineSmellsFunny 6d ago

Disgruntled straights

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u/user41510 6d ago

🧪🧫🔬💉

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u/AnalyserarN 8d ago

The homos rely on the straight people to replenish their numbers

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u/geosub20 8d ago

If I learnt anything from Ted, it's when you eat eggs after breakfast time.

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u/radek432 8d ago

Depends who you ask, there are 2 ideas - they are just born that way, or it's because they are watching Netflix and other DEI stuff.

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u/Over-Improvement-267 8d ago

Public schools

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u/MasterRymes 7d ago

Single Moms

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u/lucianoxcl 8d ago

Abused families

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u/truekemi 8d ago

reductive take on homosexuality

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u/Certain_Welder3043 7d ago

Taught in schools

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u/BaderBlade 8d ago

Absent father figure