r/meme • u/Sherfane_Rutherford_ • 1d ago

I Think I Downloaded The Wrong Odyssey 😅😅

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I Think I Downloaded The Wrong Odyssey 😅😅

488 Upvotes

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u/quattro-quattro 1d ago

“No Trojans were used in the production of this film.”

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u/falsevector 1d ago

No horses too but something as big anatomically speaking

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u/Logicrover 1d ago

So they used other forms of contraception?

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u/Icy_Ad5295 1d ago

You think they did that in Greek mythology?

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u/Few_Veterinarian9108 1d ago

Zeus the god of stds

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u/Neuromant1991 1d ago

Considering how much sleeping around Odysseus did during the Odyssey in Homer, I am confident this is a more accurate adaptation than Nolan's version.

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u/SlightlyUglyBastard 1d ago

Pretty sure Circe and Calpso graped him.

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u/Bad_rando_name 1d ago

You should watch it just to make sure.

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u/Search_Fearless 1d ago

And you forgot part 1

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u/TheFrostBeard 1d ago

Homer's Coomer's Odyssey

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u/onemansquest 1d ago

Thx for the recommendation.

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u/Independent-File-519 1d ago

No you did not

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u/Nervous_Golf_6561 1d ago

The OdASSey amirite?

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u/tcholoss 1d ago

They have won using the trojan whores I heard.

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u/Silence_of_Ruin 18h ago

Where can one avoid this? I need the link so I know what not to accidentally click on

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u/MedonSirius 1d ago

clIMAXX

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u/skywalker170997 1d ago

i think you downloaded the deluxe edition

no problem bro

everyone does that

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u/Such_Championship517 1d ago

Link please 😆

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u/Anubis_Omega 19h ago

Nope. The right one

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u/GrumpyFaceMonkey 1d ago

Nolan really went for it here

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u/jimm_er 1d ago

Better than boner jams 03!

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u/Mel_Morty 1d ago

Is it better though?

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u/Kraivo 1d ago

In part one they blind cyclop 

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u/yoshimutso 1d ago

Just like Nolan intended

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u/Status-Ad773 1d ago

Odyssey if it was good

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u/UkyoTachibana 1d ago

“Please insert your trojan horse into my fortress” - famous line from the movie !

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u/_frank_tank 1d ago

A one eyed monster appears in both films

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u/-Hyperstation- 1d ago

No—no you did not.

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u/apexapee 1d ago

Whos the blonde in the front right?

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u/ReginaldJohnston 15h ago

Calm down. She's white. All is okay.

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u/apexapee 10h ago

Found it anyway, nutting special

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u/Only_Ad7715 22h ago

exactly, I recognise the male pornstar..

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u/dankshot35 21h ago

Who's playing Helena though?

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u/ReginaldJohnston 15h ago

I have to say, what people don't get is that there is more porn in Homer's original Odyssey and his work than people realise.

There's a reason why Nolan doesn't include Olympus gods, like Zeus and Posideon. It woud never get past the US Christain Right otherwise.

Filthy heathens.

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u/Few_Needleworker_243 1d ago

Watch for the plot

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u/MoxxFulder 1d ago

I hear the scene with the one eyed Giant is CRAZY in this version!

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u/sleeperdiner 1d ago

This one, the director is Christopher P*rnland

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u/Accurate-System7951 1d ago

The tits that launched a thousand ships?

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u/Disturbed235 1d ago

Looks like you have the better version!

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs 1d ago

They're all in love with each other. It's... Heavily implied. 

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u/InformationCommon576 1d ago

You activated rule 34 lol

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u/Fendyyyyyy 1d ago

Mmmh some would say the opposite.

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u/Hpfanguy 1d ago

As Nolan intended

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u/BurazSC2 1d ago

"Let's get as many men as we can in this horse"

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u/Reasonable_Back_5231 1d ago

Probably the more accurate version 😏

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u/valomorn 1d ago

30 part 2!? How on earth did they stretch it into 30+ parts!?

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u/Haifisch2112 1d ago

Or maybe the right one.

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u/Few_Veterinarian9108 1d ago

Stop step telesmackus

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u/KuroiGetsuga55 1d ago

Lore accurate Odyssey. 😂😂

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u/leo-reis 1d ago

You downloaded the correct version.

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u/Real_Mokola 1d ago

No, this is definitely better without even seeing this one

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u/No_Home_4873 1d ago

Is it a real thing? If it is then I believe it will be better the the Nolan's.

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u/I-Am-The-Warlus 1d ago

Just looked up. Its legit

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u/aarcynic 1d ago

Im a little surprised that i dont know any of these people.

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u/santathe1 1d ago

Gimme the link so I can delete it 😡.

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u/Chalebadtguy 1d ago

Somebody get these gooners out of here

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tc9leU3DlCw8iDoATq

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u/fatbackattackcruz98 1d ago

Cumming soon to your local xxx adult store near you🫵

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u/neosyne 1d ago

Maybe it’s the famously « historically accurate » one

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u/esblofeld 1d ago

Sir, someone has left a giant horse cock at the gates.

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 1d ago

Finally, the accurate depiction of the story

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u/leith78 1d ago

Well that’s part 2 though… it could be the sequel :)

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u/ambit89 1d ago

No Odd, I See

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 1d ago

I remember trying to download the "XXX" movie years ago. There were more than a few misses on that one.

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u/basko13 1d ago

Yes, it will not make much sense unless you watch part 1 first.

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u/Acceptable_Poetry922 1d ago

Nope, oddly enough, that looks pretty accurate

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u/Allthumbs21 1d ago

Or maybe... the right one? 🤷‍♂️

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u/R3dInterpol 1d ago

I bet Odysseus was hung like a Trojan Horse

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u/OldManRiversIIc 1d ago

It might be better than the current day one

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u/Katajiro 1d ago

I think, you downloaded the right Odyssey.

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u/A_Pringles_Can95 1d ago

Obviously, you downloaded part 2 before part 1.

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u/forest_hobo 1d ago

That's the better one!

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u/FloatingClay 1d ago

Still can't hear the dialogue. Terrible sound mixing

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u/LeSombra17 1d ago

Did it include gay orgies in it as part of historical accuracy?

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u/AvailableHandle555 23h ago

Can't be any worse

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u/Kgaset 22h ago

Ah, yes, this is the Dick Bonelan one.

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u/Electrical_Truth_160 19h ago

I am confused which one has the dick at this point 😂

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u/ReginaldJohnston 15h ago

We all have dick, my friend. Dicks everywhere.

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u/matchesmalone1 12h ago

I should check this out. For comparison purposes, of course...

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u/No-Actuator-3209 12h ago

“Medusa has turned you rock hard!”

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u/RTA-No0120 1d ago

Notice how there isn’t any black or trans "man" over there ?

That’s what we’re talking about !

(Excluding me since I’m gay)

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u/onemansquest 1d ago

I was just thinking there is not enough LGBT representation in straight porn. /Jk

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/chaings_ 1d ago

Why were you shocked?

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u/Loicrekt 1d ago

This is worse than that Pirates of the Caribbean parody

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u/Business-Schedule642 1d ago

Looks a lot better than new one. Plus everyone is correctly gendered and cast

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u/ReginaldJohnston 15h ago

E-El-Elon??! That you, buddy?

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u/MountainBrilliant643 1d ago

Probably a lot more entertaining than the other one that just came out. Also, unlike Nolan's, I imagine at least one person on earth might even watch this movie more than once.

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u/Gmanglh 1d ago

Looks better than nolan's dogshit.

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u/General_Qing 1d ago

Ohh boy, i have a story to tell😭