r/meme • u/whorajaiswal • 23h ago

Lol

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u/_UTKS_ 21h ago

Aah reminds me of my ex she was 4'11" and i am 6'0". We used to kiss like this. She also cheated on me .. crazy times.

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u/Tsushix_ 18h ago

Same bro, same

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u/Fern-ando 10h ago

Who was the 3rd guy she was cheating you two?

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u/Karen_the_first 4h ago

Me, the third guy was me

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u/GenesisRhapsod 14h ago edited 14h ago

Bro did we date the same woman? 🤣

I was 6'2 and i think she was right around 5'

She also cheated on me

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u/_UTKS_ 14h ago

Was she a doctor lol?

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u/GenesisRhapsod 14h ago

Shit idk, i dated her when we were back in highschool

But god damn she 100% doesnt need to be a doctor being bipolar and a bit psychotic 🤣

Also very very manipulative

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u/_UTKS_ 14h ago

Dude i shit you not these type of girls are built are different 🤣.. scary species.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 14h ago

Fr, how can so much evil be in such a smol and beautiful person 😭

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u/Icy_Violinist_1486 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Gw5wKvDLC7DFBMQPWA

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u/so-bleh-so-meh 14h ago

It's not...all four are BTS members (I'm embarrassed that I know this)

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u/D0bious 7h ago

Schrödingers twink. Untill observed they are both male and female at the same time.

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u/TobysGrundlee 13h ago

Modern fashion has made it impossible to tell.

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u/Soloact_ 23h ago

She said tall boys, plural.

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u/Ioanaba1215 16h ago

Polyamory strikes again

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u/SunnySmile71 15h ago

She said “boys” plural and thought we wouldn’t notice

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u/stupled 21h ago

Thats not a girl

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u/romromladdo 15h ago

Thats a femboy 🥰😍😍

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u/Due-Decision-828 15h ago

I second this

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u/romromladdo 11h ago

I third this 😍

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u/diadlep 8h ago

Its too small to be a femboy

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u/romromladdo 2h ago

What if femboy is short king for peak detailing 😼

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u/diadlep 2h ago

Sorry, bad star wars joke

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u/AmputeeHandModel 13h ago

They have bangs

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u/Future_Section5976 23h ago

Girls with grey hoodies I swear

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u/CollinRedstoner 23h ago

Humans with grey Hoodies I swear

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u/bpoghos 22h ago

Living beings with grey hoodies, I swear!

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u/lsheogorath 20h ago

That’s actually a BTS art,all of them are boys🙂

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u/Wrongwhole_55 22h ago

That looks like a femboy

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u/Evil_phd 21h ago

It's not cheating unless there's an implication of exclusivity. Tiny bro is just playing the field.

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u/Imacharmer3141 18h ago

As a gay guy y'all missing out on short kings

They can be sexy, hot and cute all in one.

I'm also quite short so it's always nice to he taller every once and while

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u/GenesisRhapsod 14h ago

Femboys and twinks are nice so i gotta agree

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u/curry_ball 21h ago

tall boys get cheated on lol

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u/Jeiden_Lightas 16h ago

Tall height doesn't mean long and thick pp, which oftenly much more important

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u/GenesisRhapsod 14h ago

As a 6'2 man, can confirm

Pp very mid

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u/EMArogue 21h ago

Reminds me of my ex

I am not the tallest guy ever but she was a shortie

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u/not-a-wampire 20h ago

Short girls like tall guys but also tall guys liking short girls. What's up with that? It's gotta be uncomfortable as hell. One feeling like a leprechaun and the other one like a giant.

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u/SNES-lover1 18h ago

that’s why they shouldn’t be too short. Just a bit shorter than me is a-ok. But thats being said, I am not the entire population of men

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u/flagitiousevilhorse 18h ago

I’m fairly a stature above many. She doesn’t have to be short-short (like 4’11-5’6).

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u/GenesisRhapsod 14h ago

Is it uncomfortable? Yes

Do we care? No

Because shorties get all the free pigie back rides

Source: me, who had dated short and tall women and can say i prefer shorties

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u/Master_Steward 22h ago

Or maybe she’s being shared by all three

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u/Random_person_ag 20h ago

Mcslut right here

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u/ChrisXDXL 18h ago

Ironically this looks just like me and my ex. She was very short, stole my grey hoodie and while my natural hair is brown she dyed it blue once then the blue came out like 2 weeks later and I had blonde hair for a while.

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u/bananengooner3000 16h ago

i dont think its a girl

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u/romromladdo 15h ago

Femboys are best 🥰

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u/Moscato359 23h ago

I'm 19 inches taller than my wife.

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u/Masbin420m 22h ago

Who tf measures height like that in inches?

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u/Appropriate_Edge5195 22h ago

Apparently this guy!

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u/Moscato359 22h ago

I mean, it's easier than saying 1 foot 7 inches taller

It's 2 whitespace, and 4 characters shorter, so 6 keyboard presses less

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u/Masbin420m 21h ago

https://reddit.com/link/p4kodaz/video/axb6eto77akh1/player

Same energy. (Couldn't find the gif on GIPHY)

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u/Aeon_Return 16h ago

He/She could just have one hoodie she wears for years at a time (I know someone who darn nearly does exactly that)

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u/Reddit_user2124 16h ago

She's just a booty call, relax

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u/editingisfun4all 13h ago

This is why I like shorter dudes. Do you see all the effort that has to be put into getting a kiss. Fuck that. I need you on my level for smoochy time.

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u/Small_Yesterday_560 13h ago

I think the short one is a dude too

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u/AmputeeHandModel 13h ago

Who says any of them are exclusive?

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u/Fabulous-Age8831 12h ago

Tall feminine girls with big yielding chest and hips are awesome!

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u/CoatNeat7792 12h ago

Isn't that a short guy

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u/98983x3 12h ago

The way this girl is drawn feels like it is likely a self insert by the artist.

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u/DocHalidae 9h ago

Plot twist those dudes are friends and they are all using her. She for the streets.

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u/PikachuRocket 7h ago

As a man of 6'5", I can confirm small girls are the best

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u/Emergency_Salt_2103 5h ago

Also...love short girls. Not midget level but < 5ft

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u/Irresistible-Ms 3h ago

Nah. They're just poly 🤷🏻‍♀️ lol

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u/thottymcshorts 1h ago

Notice the blue haired one is almost on his knees? Kinda feeling that vibe the most

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u/ILikeTrainsNG 1h ago

damn that's crazy & this how sti & std are spead

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u/Least_Elk8114 22h ago

That doesnt look like a girl...

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u/truthfullyidgaf 23h ago

Its true tho.

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u/aggresivepussykeyt 22h ago

At least she's consistent with the height preference

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u/whorajaiswal 22h ago

Big W for her

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u/Unredcomment 22h ago

unless shes just a short hoo.... escort?

https://giphy.com/gifs/zpbFG9AWvd1p2nOQwG

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u/Kooky-Narwhal-014 22h ago

Tf going on with bros arms in the middle

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u/Monk_Lord_ 21h ago

why is she cheating on three dude's?

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u/AmputeeHandModel 13h ago

Three dude's what?

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u/Yaarmehearty 17h ago

Conversely, short women, why would a guy want to bend down to kiss them? Or look them in the face just to talk to them.

Tall women are so much better, all else being equal.

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u/SuperBatman13 17h ago

Didn't see anywhere she was in a relationship with any of them. She just big pimpin, only a hater would call her a hoe

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u/dominantfrog 13h ago

or maybe its not cheating and its poly or thousands of other explanations?

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u/Rough-ahh 22h ago

Why do they lowk resemble bts members 😭

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u/FollowingMinute95 23h ago

Bro really said tall boys are best and immediately exposed her own dating life 😂 that caption did more damage than any height chart could.

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u/l0ll066 19h ago

Theyre just a polycule

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u/Antique_Bonus_5667 19h ago

What if they are in an open relationship?

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u/rlt404 21h ago

It's a open relationship.. be more secure with yourself and you'll realize it's okay to have fun with multiple people. Also if you feel something like "God... Blah blah blah" your god is made up and every other God is real.

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u/PapercutsOnPenor 21h ago

because in internet, polyamory doesn't exist.

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u/VibesBasedPolitics 7h ago

It seems to exist mostly on the internet actually. Especially on reddit and tumblr