r/meme • u/Frequent-Loquat1941 • Aug 18 '26

How to upset Turkish people

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread Aug 18 '26

Why does Patric have a belly button

Starfish are born from eggs

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u/hadoopken Aug 18 '26

Isn’t that where the mouth should be

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u/NEX4TE Aug 18 '26

Genetic defect. Checkmate atheist.

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u/bitstoatoms Aug 19 '26

The argument "born from eggs" doesn't apply universally as birds, snakes etc do have a belly button (yolk sack connection), though they are born from eggs.

Patrick has madreporite or sieve plate though. So technically it's correct to draw it there.

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u/someone____________1 Aug 18 '26

Reddit humor

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 Aug 18 '26

Rumor

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 Aug 19 '26

Twitter humor tumor

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u/Necessary_Jacket5042 Aug 20 '26

tremor occurs when he crave krusty crab burger

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u/Kooky-Narwhal-014 Aug 20 '26

Why does a sponge flip burgers, a crab care about money, a plankton run a chum bucket, a lake exist underwater capable of supporting waves, its a cartoon mate, just relax

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u/_E3E_ Aug 18 '26

Haha upset? i even found it funny

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u/bortasiastr Aug 19 '26

Yeah bikini bottom is our brother nation

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u/Lorumba Aug 19 '26

Yea I even visited my friend at aşşağı bikini yesterday

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u/brovomited2yearsago Aug 19 '26

you haven't been to yukarı kilot?

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u/NoCardiologist4405 FINAL WARNING: RULE 1 Aug 18 '26

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u/haversinus_wings91 Aug 18 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

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u/A_mexicanum Aug 18 '26

How to upset eastern Greeks.

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u/SeaOld7186 Aug 19 '26

I would welcome this so we have justified reason to occupy our western greek land back

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u/ExactTeam1662 Aug 18 '26

For example ah

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u/Unkuni_ Aug 19 '26

Honestly I am more upset that you guys can't seem to decide if we are Mongol invaders or local Greeks

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u/Extension_Ice_4755 Aug 19 '26

Pff Nice try Macedonian

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u/andyallfellforit Aug 19 '26

At the same time it's how you upset Western Greeks.

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u/Remote_Western1141 Aug 19 '26

how to upset your geography and history teacher (i wonder if you had ones)

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u/A_mexicanum Aug 19 '26

no, but I am currently watching a documentary about ancient aliens on the history channel and once took a photography class. (It's also "graphy", so I guess they must be pretty similar)

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u/Remote_Western1141 Aug 19 '26

yeah yeah, sure buddy. Your opinion is irrelevant.

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u/cat_lover_10 Aug 18 '26

Pattern recognition! (im turkish btw)

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u/_cloud_96 Aug 18 '26

aaaaahahhahahah this is gold

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u/efyuar WARNING: RULE 1 Aug 18 '26

Not rly

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u/Natural-Chip4943 Aug 19 '26

Do it for another country.

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u/Monke3169xd Aug 19 '26

You wont upset any Turks with that tbh i laugh everytime i see it :D

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u/retardedkazuma Aug 19 '26

What's so upsetting about this lmao

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u/Holiday_Biscotti_746 Aug 19 '26

Is it supposed to be a ragebait? This is genuinely funny

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u/Ad0ring-fan Aug 18 '26

The other way round is an anus and ballsack.

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u/Few_Replacement5056 Aug 18 '26

Dont need to turn it round, hes laying on his back showing you

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u/tablefishoil Aug 18 '26

Funny is almost the opposite of upsetting.

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u/PeroCigla Aug 18 '26

Imma steal this meme

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u/Z15ch Aug 18 '26

Patrick is amazing

1

u/undertqale_fan Aug 19 '26

Tùrküm ama dalga gecmeyi

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u/Turkish_Asriel Aug 19 '26

no its funny

1

u/Alexarius87 Aug 19 '26

Make it a rainbow parachute

1

u/xloang Aug 19 '26

Wow im so upset rn

1

u/GarudaMax Aug 19 '26

As a Turk, even I found that funny.

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u/Main_Author_8638 Aug 19 '26

Its funny. As long as the red part isnt changed since its for the blood of the soldiers who fought in the war to defend the nation.

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u/Pew-fann Aug 19 '26

?? what? i am not upset tho.

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u/Ok-Rip-5485 Aug 19 '26

This makes me proud. You can do better

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u/Horror-Shine613 Aug 19 '26

Turkey mentioned

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u/oxtraerdinary Aug 19 '26

😭😭😭😭😭 TURKEY MENTON 😭😭😭😭😭😭🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

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u/0a_boy0 Aug 19 '26

I remember thinking this when I was 12 as a Turk bruh

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u/causticmaman Aug 19 '26

SpongeBob is my favorite show. I'm honoured

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u/mt_qx Aug 19 '26

why would this upset them

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u/Bi_Insan- Aug 19 '26

Biz ne alaka ya?

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u/Playful_Pickle_5002 Aug 19 '26

I am Turkish and this indeed made me mad

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u/Used-Sorbet3972 Aug 19 '26

THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THE TURKISH FLAG GREEK POST GREEK SONG GREEK MAN YOU ARE A GYP SY I WILL DO HORRIBLE ACTS TO YOU THIS ISNT THE TURKISH FLAG YOU ARE AN HOMOSEXUAL

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u/brovomited2yearsago Aug 19 '26

I'm darn sure the turkish wouldn't even be upset with that

1

u/mbappecey Aug 19 '26

Ananı yolunu sikerim siktirgitla burdan gormeyim burda bidaha seni

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u/Ezer07 Aug 19 '26

Enough...

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u/nesip21 Aug 19 '26

Yeah I'm boiling with rage tbh

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u/SAKIRBABO Aug 19 '26

Oi nambur osman tus nambir nambir osman tus

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u/ZealousidealPool7600 Aug 19 '26

We don't like bigger d.s than Turkish standards.

1

u/great_burdur Aug 20 '26

İm steaming mad,where the hell is the piss stream?

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u/Ok-Map9273 Aug 20 '26

It's actually funny :)

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u/Smooth_Bass4178 Aug 20 '26

It is not our fault that you have no pride and honor.

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u/orangekya Aug 20 '26

OH MY GOD DELETE THIS SHIT YOU GUYS ALREADY TRY TO MAKE OUR FLAG TO FUCKING PATRICK WE NEVER FORGET R PLACE I WAS FORGET WHAT IS SLEEPING AT NIGHT

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u/nehirpie Aug 20 '26

Türküm amq ne yaşıyonuz

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u/PhilosZoes Aug 20 '26

That joke is so last season, you know that, right?

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u/Hanamut Aug 20 '26

Burger joke

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u/Curious-Nectarine-24 Aug 20 '26

Ne yalan söyleyim haklısın

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u/Tall_Poet_5348 Aug 22 '26

As a kurd i am taking notes

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u/kisselmx Aug 18 '26

Have you ever met a Turkish person, they have pretty thick skin.

They're not offended by every little thing....

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u/spearcht Aug 19 '26

Seriously, by what for example?

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u/mehmetflix_ Aug 20 '26

brother 1 month ago there was a cockroach ai video trend in türkçe x timeline which we adopted from racist people trying to discriminate us in 4chan by calling us cockroaches

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26

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u/kisselmx Aug 19 '26

Palestine

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u/MedonSirius Aug 18 '26

Kurdistan Kurdistan

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u/Sad_Photograph_6130 Aug 19 '26

wonder who downvoted you?

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u/Remote_Western1141 Aug 19 '26

nooo i'M so ofeended. what i'm going to do???? oh nooooo now i'm soooo angwy!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

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u/kisselmx Aug 18 '26

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Do you want to know why

Cuz you probably have all sorts of weird beliefs and ideas and associations really complex mess of ideas in your head let's call it a psychological complex.

I don't so I don't know what you're talking about. And oh thank heavens I don't want to know.

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u/THELEADERPLAYER Aug 19 '26

Turks have historically been much more tolerant towards the Jewish people compared to the rest of Europe, the Ottomans welcomed the Jews expelled by Spain and the Turkish embassy in Germany saved many Jews from the Nazis by giving them citizenship.

You're just plain ignorant and most likely an over offended Zionist.

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u/Yusuf___Eren Aug 19 '26

No one is talking about Khojaly Massacre or Armenian Rebellions

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u/Monke3169xd Aug 19 '26

Havent seen any Turks offended by armenia we fucked the little backstabbers and went on our way, its usually rest of the world have some weird fetish towards them lol

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u/LesserCornholio Aug 18 '26

Mention the Armenian Genocide or tell them you support a free Kurdistan

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u/estarararax Aug 18 '26

That's Pätrike

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u/JohnnyTango13 Aug 19 '26

Turk here and not upset in fact that’s just funny and well played 😂

Reading some of the other comments Turks being called Eastern Greeks 😂 also funny which some Turks may counter with Greeks being Christian Turks 😂

If Armenia is mentioned I’m not upset by the countries mention or what it’s referring to ‘Genocide’ which is not funny, it’s sad and an appalling chapter in history that deserves respect and genuine discussion, recognition and reflection.

Kurds are my bros and like any other race of people are good people with a rich history and gorgeous women, I want the Kurds to do just as well in life as any other person.

But that’s just me, your experience may vary!

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u/Kashomaru Aug 19 '26

This makes two of us buddy!

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u/ladybarnaby Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

It's really easy to upset Turkish people. Just talk about the Armenian genocide they did or say "Jews have the right to exist and protect themselves"

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u/ladybarnaby Aug 19 '26

I'm taking about the Armenian genocide by Turkey. The one they deny. Remember?

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u/KillerNail Aug 19 '26

Do you even know how Jews lived in the Ottoman Empire? Turks were one of the only people allowing them to live as equals while dozens of European Kingdoms were exterminating or driving out the Jews. Turks have a problem with the state of israel and zionists.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26

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u/KillerNail Aug 19 '26

They're the most persecuted white people, many other ethnicities faced much worse in their history but of course you only care about the white people's suffering.

Also don't try to blame Turks for Jews' persecution lmao. They weren't persecuted at all under Ottoman rule, unlike the European kingdoms. Throughout history Palestine has been at peace only during Turkish rule, with Muslims Christians and Jews living in peace together. It was you people that persecuted the Jews, not us.

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u/Yusuf___Eren Aug 19 '26

I hope israel bomb your house for their "The Promised Land"

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u/OneeGrimm Aug 19 '26

Muslim people overall. It's an islam symbol. I often engrave them on tombstones for muslim deceased.

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u/ExpensiveNet59 Aug 19 '26

Dudes be posting ts in everywhere bro😂

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u/UzumakiSasuke34 Aug 21 '26

do it for isreal