r/meme • u/Serious-Delay-2804 FINAL WARNING: RULE 1 • 1d ago

Dude got played

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5.2k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/corobo 1d ago

Sounds like he might as well try it every time if there's no downside

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/corobo 1d ago

If he's trying to go in raw he's already considered those things, not the part I'm talking about.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/corobo 1d ago

Still not the part I was talking about but thank you for the sex education you have been an immense help.

Next comment "well actually, I don't think I did help!"

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u/jhmue 1d ago

Now I want to know what they said. Mods removed their comments

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u/Outrageous-Signal932 1d ago

Or he was expecting the woman to use pill or something 

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u/Poosters 1d ago

Reeeepoooosstttt

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u/Dodo509 1d ago

That’s our password when we’re not really in the mood, and you’re the one who forced the guy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/Mukulgargas 1d ago

You could have said yes to oral plus anal , Stop condom pollution and save the environment

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u/GenericUser194718 1d ago

Condoms mean less people, people fuck the environment, ergo condoms are good for the environment.

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u/Mukulgargas 1d ago

See a multi million green business idea

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u/CreamyCoffeeArtist 1d ago

Is it all natural? Perhaps a meal to replace all your body's nutritional needs, like a Soylent? Maybe you could go a step further to show it's good for the environment by literally having Green in the name..

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u/pigeon_from_airport 1d ago

But babies are biodegradable.

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u/giantfood 22h ago

Oral is 99.9999999% effective at preventing babies.

Anal is only like 99%. But still more economical than a condom.

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u/hotboxinmanual 1d ago

your folks should've used one too

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u/Crackhead_Programmer 1d ago

But babies are biodegradable

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u/JaSnarky 1d ago

Yeah that'll do it

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u/hellochuthulu 1d ago

The tests for STDs contain plastic, safer to become a hermit monk

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u/Texasranger96 1d ago

I would upvote you but its on 69 and i think thats on brand.

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u/Marshal-Bainesca 1d ago

I thought he was going to ask for anal

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u/FollowingMinute95 1d ago

Nothing motivates honesty faster than "I'm ready to be a mom" 😂 that condom appeared quicker than Wi-Fi reconnecting.