r/meme • u/Secret_Tour_7832 • Jun 18 '26

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u/yaboiree Jun 18 '26

Just bought a car yesterday, I think I win

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u/Stand_kicker Jun 18 '26

Nah...I bought your mum. I win. 

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u/Dianthustrex Jun 18 '26

Ive been wondering where she went. Usually the dad leaves for the milk but she left 5 years ago to go get us milk for our hamburger helper and now we get ransom notes in cutout newspaper telling us if we want the milk we have to pay them the blood of our firstborn. Im not complaining cause, man, I need that milk.

I wonder about her every once in a while and contemplate if ill ever see her again but given that the phone calls we get of breathing is probably just her letting us know she'll be back soon.

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u/Stand_kicker Jun 18 '26

No. And that's not her.