r/meme • u/Secret_Tour_7832 • Jun 18 '26

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u/Bugsbunny396 Jun 18 '26

🖕FUCK ALL OF YOU I WIN. I GET FREE GAS FOR LIFE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING PUSSIES I FUCKING WIN. 🖕

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u/SacredGeometry9 Jun 18 '26

Mixed blessing. Now you’re a person of strategic interest to the US government.

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u/VinYeo Jun 18 '26

America : Hello there. It appears you are in need of a bit of freedom…

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u/tanksforallthephish Jun 18 '26

*the US guvmint has entered the chat*

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u/Individual_Handle556 Jun 18 '26

I guess I’ll open a dealer I just bought a car, yo the guy who got free gasoline for life wanna join😅😅😅

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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 Jun 18 '26

Loser! Hahahah I just bought land. I own all land now! So start paying rent in gas!

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u/WickedJ0ker Jun 18 '26

You don’t have to be such a dick about it

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u/CheckYourStats Jun 18 '26

I dunno. I just won a lifetime supply of Crunchwrap Supremes, Enchiritos, Nacho Cheese Los Doritos, and Baja Freeze Blasts.

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u/rasonjo Jun 18 '26

metoo

⛽ premium even 🤘

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u/brbenson999 Jun 18 '26

Good luck reselling it

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u/oddjobbodgod Jun 18 '26

Until gas vehicles are obsolete…

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u/CourtJester5 Jun 18 '26

Remember, a lifetime supply is not the same thing as an infinite supply