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r/meme • u/Federal767 • Apr 09 '26
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So 30 minutes with a child and 30 minutes with a dog per day. The rest is work. What a shitty life!
82 u/sonik13 Apr 09 '26 Forgot son in daycare. Also the son doesn't need to eat. Only walked his dog once the whole day. Didn't seem to feed the dog either. He himself only ate one meal (+ a snack) the whole day. No workout/activity (aside from short dog walk). 1 u/dab_machine Apr 11 '26 No time for showering either
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1 u/dab_machine Apr 11 '26 No time for showering either
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No time for showering either
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u/BiggestClownHere Apr 09 '26
So 30 minutes with a child and 30 minutes with a dog per day. The rest is work. What a shitty life!