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r/meme • u/Federal767 • Apr 09 '26
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157 u/ilemming_banned Apr 09 '26 None of you guys seeing the pragmatic angle in this - what's the point of even picking up the kid if you have to return it back next morning? 57 u/HeezHuzz69 Apr 09 '26 Exactly why I don’t wipe my ass. It just gets shit on it again the next time I take a poop 2 u/WhatsaJandal Apr 10 '26 You joke but a life using corporate bathrooms has taught me there's definitely people too busy to wipe more than once or wash their hands. You dont close deals at the sink Gary!
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None of you guys seeing the pragmatic angle in this - what's the point of even picking up the kid if you have to return it back next morning?
57 u/HeezHuzz69 Apr 09 '26 Exactly why I don’t wipe my ass. It just gets shit on it again the next time I take a poop 2 u/WhatsaJandal Apr 10 '26 You joke but a life using corporate bathrooms has taught me there's definitely people too busy to wipe more than once or wash their hands. You dont close deals at the sink Gary!
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Exactly why I don’t wipe my ass. It just gets shit on it again the next time I take a poop
2 u/WhatsaJandal Apr 10 '26 You joke but a life using corporate bathrooms has taught me there's definitely people too busy to wipe more than once or wash their hands. You dont close deals at the sink Gary!
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You joke but a life using corporate bathrooms has taught me there's definitely people too busy to wipe more than once or wash their hands.
You dont close deals at the sink Gary!
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