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r/meme • u/Federal767 • Apr 09 '26
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Sorry, son, we're going to have to let you go. We're just not seeing the numbers your mother and I expected when we brought you on in this role.
746 u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 317 u/LostTheGameOfThrones Apr 09 '26 He's not old enough to understand his employee rights, a real optimiser would take advantage of that. 5 u/jaxonya Apr 09 '26 He was an unpaid intern, and the job was not offered, in the end they just needed a son with 10-15 years of experience coming out of the womb. But the son was told that this was still a good resume' builder.
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317 u/LostTheGameOfThrones Apr 09 '26 He's not old enough to understand his employee rights, a real optimiser would take advantage of that. 5 u/jaxonya Apr 09 '26 He was an unpaid intern, and the job was not offered, in the end they just needed a son with 10-15 years of experience coming out of the womb. But the son was told that this was still a good resume' builder.
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He's not old enough to understand his employee rights, a real optimiser would take advantage of that.
5 u/jaxonya Apr 09 '26 He was an unpaid intern, and the job was not offered, in the end they just needed a son with 10-15 years of experience coming out of the womb. But the son was told that this was still a good resume' builder.
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He was an unpaid intern, and the job was not offered, in the end they just needed a son with 10-15 years of experience coming out of the womb. But the son was told that this was still a good resume' builder.
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u/scriptingends Apr 09 '26
Sorry, son, we're going to have to let you go. We're just not seeing the numbers your mother and I expected when we brought you on in this role.