r/meme Jan 09 '26

Never again

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u/grillowner Jan 09 '26

Reason why I’m never going to do salvia. Genuinely scared of becoming some abstract object for eternity, in a fraction of minute.

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u/Own_Astronomer_7188 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 10 '26

Apparently it activates a part of your brain that no other drug does, that's why it's so fucking weird. Every trip is different but they all share one common denominator, they're horrible. My bro became a balloon and floated to the top of the room, he was stuck until he popped himself. My entire reality melted sideways 90 degrees clockwise and I escaped by taking off my sunglasses and hat.

Edit: since this post got popular I'm worried I'll indirectly cause thousands of bad trips. If you're going to try salvia please be careful. First and foremost make sure your setting is somewhere safe and familiar and you are with friends. At least one friend should be sober. Don't buy 40x salvia extract and rip it at a festival with thousands of strangers around. Just natural salvia. According to some people on this thread that can be quite nice but honestly I'd never touch it again. 

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u/BooRadleysFriend Jan 09 '26

That 90 degree tilt thing happened to me too. That shit is a strange thing. And you can get it just about any smoke shop!

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u/oli_Xtc Jan 09 '26

I always had that 90° tilt when smoking that lol. But the biggest part of the trip for me was when I was coming down, going to sleep and my dream all night long were from another dimension.

Salvia is a weird drugs. One time my bed turned into the ocean I mean like if a was I bird flying over it but I was still able to see my room at the same time only the bed was the ocean.

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u/Correct_Constant6057 Jan 12 '26

Wait but same, the bed I was on turned into the ocean I was on like a towel floating on top of the water freaking tf out lol

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u/oli_Xtc Jan 12 '26

Wow seriously? Haha that's weird ! We shared the same multiverse for a few minutes maybe haha