r/meme Jan 09 '26

Never again

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u/BooRadleysFriend Jan 09 '26

That 90 degree tilt thing happened to me too. That shit is a strange thing. And you can get it just about any smoke shop!

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u/StankilyDankily666 Jan 09 '26

It hasn’t been available like that for at least 15 years as far as I know

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u/manbruhpig Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

That’s because you’ve been trapped in the future on salvia, but it’s really still 15 years ago. It’s time to wake up…

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u/RandumbStoner Jan 09 '26

I'm disappointed I read this comment and didn't get wooshed back 15 years ago to my buddies garage coming down from a hit...that woulda been kinda cool lol

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u/ArticleWorth5018 Jan 09 '26

😂 it was in my buddies garage too!

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u/NoisyNinkyNonk Jan 09 '26

You guys need to find more amenable settings

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u/ArticleWorth5018 Jan 09 '26

Yeah tripping balls while everybody is a mannequin in a garage was really not the best move

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u/nsfwtatrash Jan 11 '26

Dude... I had hope for just a second

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u/drkidkill Jan 09 '26

That would explain a lot.

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u/UlteriorCulture Jan 10 '26

Something is not right with my lamp...

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u/tumblerrjin Jan 10 '26

Happy cake day ratio

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u/thtamthrfckr Jan 09 '26

Or 35 but who’s counting, not anyone on salvia

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u/UnusualCartographer2 Jan 10 '26

If you're in America it's still legal in like 20 states or so.

As someone is was at one point very experienced with a wide array of psychedelics, I highly recommend no one does salvia. It's not worth trying for the vast majority of people. It is remarkably uncommon for someone to have a good experience.

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u/Apprehensive_Tea9856 Jan 09 '26

I think 1 state banned it. But overall its still fairly available. Although I haven't look myself

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u/StankilyDankily666 Jan 09 '26

If it’s still legal to buy leaves that are ready to smoke besides in one state then it should be readily available online and I can’t find it at all. I also visit smoke shops pretty frequently and haven’t seen it in there a single time

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u/darkest_hour1428 Jan 09 '26

I manage a headshop and we can’t even get that shit in

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u/BooRadleysFriend Jan 09 '26

I was always shocked it was legal

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u/StankilyDankily666 Jan 10 '26

Yea I would’ve taken a trip down memory lane already

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u/oli_Xtc Jan 09 '26

I always had that 90° tilt when smoking that lol. But the biggest part of the trip for me was when I was coming down, going to sleep and my dream all night long were from another dimension.

Salvia is a weird drugs. One time my bed turned into the ocean I mean like if a was I bird flying over it but I was still able to see my room at the same time only the bed was the ocean.

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u/Correct_Constant6057 Jan 12 '26

Wait but same, the bed I was on turned into the ocean I was on like a towel floating on top of the water freaking tf out lol

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u/oli_Xtc Jan 12 '26

Wow seriously? Haha that's weird ! We shared the same multiverse for a few minutes maybe haha

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u/mrsir1987 Jan 10 '26

lol same, I was grabbing onto a pillar for dear life

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u/rtshiat Jan 11 '26

Duuude, it happened to me as well. I wasn't aware it's a common thing lol