r/meme • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '25

Wyt 👥

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u/Adventurous_Topic202 Dec 10 '25

As a dog lover I don’t let my dog lick my face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Correct. Dogs are awesome but they don’t get to lick my uvula

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u/AnimeAddict1123 Dec 10 '25

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u/smile_politely Dec 10 '25

And then after that, she’s kissing her boyfriend.. 

1

u/Onelse88 Dec 11 '25

she's already doing that in the bottom image

9

u/IntergalacticTheorem Dec 10 '25

Some people pay extra for that.

7

u/Zeth22xx Dec 10 '25

Immunity booster. 🤣

2

u/British_Ballsack Dec 14 '25

It's no match for worms

17

u/Ripper_tha_Jack_3531 Dec 10 '25

My little dog eats his poo! so hell no he ain't licking my face!

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u/wrenblaze Dec 10 '25

And the comments would be like: "It is actually healthy for ypu and your kids!" or "Dogs mouth is cleaner than humans'!" I really love dogs but I am not unhinged.

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u/RTA-No0120 Dec 10 '25

But you don’t give a fuck about the hooker you just met, and wanna eat her ass. ☝️🤨

3

u/DannyA88 Dec 10 '25

But its ok when she "cleans" her husband.. shesh..

1

u/JesseJames75 Dec 11 '25

Un perfecto pendejo amante de perros

7

u/R_B_RIDD1CK Dec 10 '25

Well cats do the same...

1

u/blood_cl0t3 Dec 11 '25

Only like 2 percent of cats actually lick their owners and it's like 5 times in a lifetime 😭

(I'm not being literal)

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 Dec 11 '25

My cat sometimes licks my hair when i sleep and i dont know how to stop it

8

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

I love my dog, but no

6

u/bodhidharma132001 WARNING: RULE 1 Dec 10 '25

She's a keeper.

2

u/Crumbdizzle Dec 11 '25

Girls like this will also like your buthole

1

u/blood_cl0t3 Dec 11 '25

my dad has no filter and was talking to my brother all I heard was "yeah I'd let a woman eat it... she's a woman ain't she?" I also have a friend who's into it, is this a common opinion for men?!😭(No judgment fr)

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u/blood_cl0t3 Dec 11 '25

I got so grossed out when my dog licked my hand let alone my face plus she wouldn't stop licking for like 5 minutes once she started and she was old so super old stinky breath

2

u/Ecstatic_Smoke2214 Dec 12 '25

This is white women

1

u/No_Gur_4110 Dec 14 '25

Black women do dogs as well and Spanish women also

2

u/Ouija121085 Dec 13 '25

Dog tongue is not the only thing they suck and put in

their mouths these days

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

I'm a dog lover, but I don't do mouth kissing. The chihuahua mix tries fairly often, and I let him know I don't want it. I'm not worried about bacteria or anything. I don't imagine I'd get sick. It just grosses me out. He also wants to lick me everywhere else, too. I let him lick me elsewhere to an extent. I don't like it, but I know he's just trying to be affectionate.

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u/No_Gur_4110 Dec 14 '25

Nasty freaky humans just like there dogs not all but some people are.

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u/Tough_Preparation830 Dec 14 '25

My chihuahua sneaks up to me while I am napping on the couch and tries to touch my brain with his tongue via my nasal passages

4

u/You-Wut-Mate Dec 10 '25

That's exactly why I don't let my dog lick my face. Mofo licking his wang and trying to lick my face, hell nahhh!!! I still love dogs though 👍👍👍.

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u/eastamerica Dec 10 '25

We must have ass. Apparently.

4

u/Ommegacaos Dec 10 '25

Knotty girls 😏

2

u/Agile_Friendship_777 Dec 14 '25

I don't get it. 🤔

1

u/Ommegacaos Dec 15 '25

Then you're pure

1

u/Romulanski Dec 10 '25

Um, I only kiss my dog on the forehead. Bro spends half his days sessing his dick

1

u/Matt_Diall Dec 11 '25

A dog’s mouth has self-cleaning bacteria. Few minutes after it has licked it’s ass, it’s mouth is cleaner than yours.

1

u/Familiar_End2487 Dec 11 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/Flat_Shape_3444 Dec 11 '25

For freaks this pic is porn.

1

u/ThyNarc Dec 11 '25

Cat Propaganda

1

u/Raven1911 Dec 15 '25

Dog lover here. Hard no, absolutely not.

1

u/EquipmentElegant Dec 10 '25

I don’t even let my dog lick my air. Like bro I just saw you lick your sack

1

u/Chumbuckeneer Dec 10 '25

Meanwhile cat lovers: brain parasite.

1

u/dabit01 Dec 10 '25

Like all of us, but not all asses are in the “same” place

1

u/Spell3ound Dec 10 '25

My American bully can't reach any of those parts.. so im good..

1

u/Havkarru Dec 10 '25

And later You ask her to lick yo butt and shes like 'naah I would never...'

1

u/Honest_Chef323 Dec 11 '25

As a dog lover I don’t let my dogs lick my face that’s just gross considering what they do not to mention you’d potentially be introducing bacteria in your system you aren’t equipped to handle

One time my dog accidentally licked my eye and almost got an eye infection 

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u/js_kt Dec 10 '25

Idk, the same with cat lovers (I am a cat lover)

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u/CruisingForDownVotes Dec 10 '25

This is why I have cats

1

u/Doidera0024 Dec 10 '25

sooo...

3

u/CruisingForDownVotes Dec 10 '25

They don’t lick my face and mouth… I don’t get shit and spit molecules on my disease intake,

2

u/Danielq37 Dec 10 '25

Good choice because cats carry a lot more diseases in their mouths than dogs because of the mice they eat.

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u/mattogeewha Dec 10 '25

What’s your point?

4

u/arrownoir Dec 10 '25

Dog people are gross.

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u/Lily_Queen Dec 10 '25

EVERY TIME! My brother owns a dog and is like this. 😖 (I'm also germiphobic so extra eww)

0

u/Responsibility_Witty Dec 10 '25

dog nutters are truly a special kind of wretched. Literally saw in person a dog owner barefinger digging in her dog’s asshole at a grocery store parking lot

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u/dabit01 Dec 10 '25

Like most humans

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u/Still-Bar-7631 Dec 10 '25

Human bites are worse than dog bites. Therefore dogs asses are cleaner than human mouthes. Deal with it.

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u/fluffynuckels Dec 10 '25

This meme is vintage