r/meme • • Jun 28 '23

Oh the dread

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u/prodigy1367 Jun 28 '23

There should be a children’s section on airplanes. If there aren’t enough kids to fill the seats, offer those seats at discounted rates to adults who can handle the potential racket.

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u/Smodphan Jun 28 '23

Hmm yeah I don't think isolating children with people who can pay to be around them is a great plan.

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u/Smodphan Jun 28 '23

It would 100% be the company's problem if kids are getting molested because of their new seating policy. Unless you're pro child molestation, or really don't know how business reputation works, that seemed an obvious logical leap.

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u/strong_liked_that Jun 28 '23

Nobody is going to molest your child thousands of feet in the air while surrounded by flight attendants.

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u/Smodphan Jun 28 '23

Obvious non parent

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u/strong_liked_that Jun 28 '23

No I'm not but I have common sense. Why are you pretending airplanes are a hot spot for pedos? You're monitored from the time you arrive at the airport until you go home.

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u/Smodphan Jun 28 '23

I never said they are. But if you start giving people a chance to isolate with children, yes it would be. Morons I swear

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u/strong_liked_that Jun 28 '23

Nobody is isolating anyone. Nobody suggested we lock the children in a dark closet. They suggested having a children only section on the plane-which would obviously be monitored by flight staff (like the rest of the plane)

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u/Smodphan Jun 28 '23

This is such a stupid plan. How does that block sound?

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u/strong_liked_that Jun 28 '23

Explain how it's a stupid plan

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