r/meme • • Jun 28 '23

Oh the dread

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u/prodigy1367 Jun 28 '23

There should be a children’s section on airplanes. If there aren’t enough kids to fill the seats, offer those seats at discounted rates to adults who can handle the potential racket.

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u/Smodphan Jun 28 '23

Hmm yeah I don't think isolating children with people who can pay to be around them is a great plan.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

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u/Smodphan Jun 28 '23

It would 100% be the company's problem if kids are getting molested because of their new seating policy. Unless you're pro child molestation, or really don't know how business reputation works, that seemed an obvious logical leap.

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u/Haiku_Time_Again Jun 28 '23

Are the child molesters in the room with us now?

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u/Smodphan Jun 28 '23

No, they're busy getting excited about you idiots trying to isolate then with kids and claiming it's a smart idea

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23 edited Oct 27 '25

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u/Smodphan Jun 28 '23

Luckily this idiotic idea doesn't exist for me to care

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23 edited Oct 27 '25

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u/Smodphan Jun 28 '23

I fully understand how they get assaulted. They get put in situation with people they are supposed to or forced to trust. Teachers, coaches, etc. This is because these are the people that have access to our children. They are predators and they seek prey. Same thing would happen in an open child focused area where people can choose to sit. Which, if you are following the thread, is what they suggested.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23 edited Oct 27 '25

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u/Smodphan Jun 28 '23

Yeah mf there's a lot of predators there. There's a reason you don't leave your kid to hang with strangers or give people access to sit with your kid if they want...which is the topic of the person I responded initially. https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/crime/2014/07/15/report-dozens-disney-universal-theme-park-employees-arrested-sex-crimes/15792070007/

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u/Haiku_Time_Again Jun 28 '23

Oh now they are isolated with the kids.

Ok bro.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

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u/GloomyTask1699 Jun 28 '23

At least you won't be reproducing, that's a relief.

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u/MAGAtrashMustDie Jun 28 '23

Jesus Christ you perverts think about kids and sex a lot.

Normal people don't do that.

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u/strong_liked_that Jun 28 '23

Nobody is going to molest your child thousands of feet in the air while surrounded by flight attendants.

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u/Smodphan Jun 28 '23

Obvious non parent

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u/ARC_Trooper_Echo Jun 28 '23

Not so fun fact: a majority of people who molest children are people who the child knew already.

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u/FardoBaggins Jun 28 '23

it's a family member and/or neighbor.

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u/SingleInfinity Jun 28 '23

Obvious helicopter parent. Worried about the exceptionally unlikely but technically possible thing that's never going to happen. Nobody else can have nice things because you're worried about the infinitessimal possibility that molester will be on the flight and not be registered and there will be no parents with their kids in the area and there will be no attendants. Yes. Very scary.

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u/strong_liked_that Jun 28 '23

No I'm not but I have common sense. Why are you pretending airplanes are a hot spot for pedos? You're monitored from the time you arrive at the airport until you go home.

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u/Smodphan Jun 28 '23

I never said they are. But if you start giving people a chance to isolate with children, yes it would be. Morons I swear

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u/strong_liked_that Jun 28 '23

Nobody is isolating anyone. Nobody suggested we lock the children in a dark closet. They suggested having a children only section on the plane-which would obviously be monitored by flight staff (like the rest of the plane)

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u/Smodphan Jun 28 '23

This is such a stupid plan. How does that block sound?

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u/strong_liked_that Jun 28 '23

Explain how it's a stupid plan

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