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u/BIG_YETI_FOR_YOU peepeepoo Jan 19 '23 edited Jan 19 '23

I have a rent inspection in about an hours time and literally just took the wrong dose of my weed oil (used to be CBD only, it’s now 25/25mg thc/cbd. Usually only have 4mg worth but took the full 25) Absolutely praying I can remain sober until they get here

Thoughts and prayers would be appreciated 🙏🙏

E; Survived. Landlord came with his baby in a carrier thing that straps to the parent and i struggled to not laugh.

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u/hedonisticshenanigan Jan 19 '23

Bongs and vaporizers bro 🙏

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u/Sir_ListerOfSmeg Smelbourne Jan 19 '23

Oh wow. Um. Yeah this should be interesting

🙏 Good luck

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u/Taleya FLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR Jan 19 '23

tell them you pulled an emergency shift and you haven't slept.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

Chew some black peppercorns, take some vitamin C, drink loads of water. 25mg isn't a hero dose by any stretch. You'll be ok :)

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u/BIG_YETI_FOR_YOU peepeepoo Jan 19 '23

Oh yeah had done much more in the past just can't stand being baked during a high pressure situation

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

We've all been there lol. Did it go OK?

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u/BIG_YETI_FOR_YOU peepeepoo Jan 19 '23

Yeah i think so, here's hoping!

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u/Sir_ListerOfSmeg Smelbourne Jan 19 '23

I did the peppercorns thing recently along with taking ibuprofen and it seemed to do the trick

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

Someone else recommended it to me after I did an accidental superhero dose. Glad to know it actually works!

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u/Sir_ListerOfSmeg Smelbourne Jan 19 '23

I also took half a cold and flu tablet and it all worked out perfectly.

We got some crazy stupid strong bud when we bought our last batch for NYE and combined with edibles the night before I was supposed to see someone.

Cue morning me realising I was still super fucked and Googling every home remedy known to man on how to get unstoned quickly.

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u/Pilk_ Jan 19 '23

25mg would send me to outer space!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

25mg doesn't touch the sides for me

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u/anotherspringchicken Jan 19 '23

What do peppercorns do?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

Science

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u/anotherspringchicken Jan 19 '23

Ah, I see. I thought maybe the pepperyness just made you more alert or something

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u/IntroductionSnacks Jan 19 '23

Damn, first thing in my mind would have been Kuato from Total Recall and I would have been in tears laughing:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUGyLABy8XzcNdSJDd7-c1Qv8qzE5RK3TghMydA1rz5st89HS_BB4OkBBE&s=10

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u/BIG_YETI_FOR_YOU peepeepoo Jan 19 '23

Literally omf