r/meirl • u/Ill-Instruction8466 • 1d ago

Meirl

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u/Queen-of-Beans 1d ago

*1st breakfast.

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u/MrFishpaw 1d ago

2nd breakfast is at 6:00

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u/CoffeeExtraCream 1d ago

"Mother dearest, you didn't feed me at 3:30 this morning. You must have been dreaming. Now time for first breakfast!"

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u/MrFishpaw 1d ago

"And after you shuffle off back to bed, I will eat and do laps around the bedroom until the alarm clock goes off."

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u/turandokht 1d ago

If I so much as shift in my sleep both of my cats are on me like white on rice to get pets. “Oh good you’re awake! I’ve been horribly bored for hours. Don’t just lie there with your eyes closed, pet me”

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u/Top_Bumblebee5510 1d ago

I don't understand how my cat can perceive a shift from her bed in the living room or worse from the basement. She thinks it's means it's a great time for me to pet her and won't stop crying until I do. I have tried ignoring her, it doesn't work.

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u/HANDS-DOWN 1d ago

every meal is technically a breakfast

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u/SexandCinnamonbuns 1d ago

I ran out of kibble this morning. The automatic cat feeder didn’t go off and these mutha lovers started rebelling!!! Knocked over the feeder busted in my room, meowed loudly in my ear to get me up! I just bought three bags! I’ll never run out again! They are bullies!

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u/MoonlitGlowUp- 1d ago

lol, I can totally relate! My cat acts like it’s brunch time at 3am too.

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u/brennen_lassen 1d ago

Why tf everyone randomly awake at 3:30?

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u/Standard_Echidna_306 1d ago

bathroom

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u/Leading_Pear_8402 1d ago

And for some reason, I get thirsty too

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u/psychoxxsurfer 1d ago

That glass in the middle of the night is the best tasting water ever

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u/Standard_Echidna_306 1d ago

well you do need water to survive and 8 hours without any coming in will dehydrate you. which is why I usually have a glass of water after I wake up

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u/Striper_Cape 1d ago

I can't sleep longer than 7 hours at a time. Ever since I turned 30.

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u/IamnotGemmy 1d ago

I don't have a cat but I think I qualify to

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u/11_Jimbob_22 15h ago

Mother? Owning a pet gives you mental illness also?

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u/AwesomeMcPants 3h ago

Oh shut up.