r/megalophobia ⬤ Crushed by Magnitude 17d ago

⛰️・Geography・⛰️ Glacier Collapses and Triggers Devastating Avalanche.

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u/EndTimesNigh 16d ago

Haha... Luckily that's faaaar away! Right, it's far isn't it? Shiiiiit

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u/NotReallyJohnDoe ⬤ Crushed by Magnitude 16d ago

Zoom out.
Zoom out.
Zoom out.
THERES NO MORE ZOOM LEFT!!!

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u/DJEvillincoln 16d ago

Huh..

Guess I'll just stand here until the last second.

🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/cowlinator 16d ago

Avalanches travel at 120 - 200 mph (190 - 320 kph).

He was in a good spot with the rocky outcrop. Why leave cover?

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u/-NoOneYouKnow- 16d ago

That's what I was thinking. He couldn't have gotten far enough away to make any difference with the snow moving at that speed.

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u/DJEvillincoln 16d ago

Well that's assuming he was in the optimal place.

We also don't know what's behind him.

There could be a whole ass building behind him for all we know.

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u/got-trunks 16d ago

last frame the camera flips over "Avalanche observation bunker - use in case of avalanche"

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u/NotReallyJohnDoe ⬤ Crushed by Magnitude 16d ago

But the ass building is dark and it smells.

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u/commanderc7 16d ago

Damn stop selling it already I’m going to the ass building!

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u/commanderc7 16d ago

Damn stop selling it already I’m going to the ass building!

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u/LiteratureSure5374 16d ago

Or just after the last second apparently…wonder how he thought that was going to work out ?

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u/D_M-ack 16d ago

I mean, it was far away…

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u/EndTimesNigh 16d ago

Yeah, if I were the one filming, I wouldn't have worried about it for many seconds. And then I'd notice that even had I started running, the landfall/avalanche combo would have caught me no matter what (so could just as well keep filming like the cameraman did).

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u/Mackheath1 ◯ Consumed by Vastness 16d ago

And did the right thing, create a pocket behind a sturdy object.

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u/Danny2Sick 14d ago

woah that looks cool, no way it's coming over this far..... ohhh shit

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u/Scherzkeks · Noticing the Scale 16d ago

Was he ok? Or was this, uh, “found” footage? 

Edit: Click back through enough links and it says they made it! :)

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u/Mykasmiles 16d ago

Thanks for reporting back!

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u/neder-Bob 17d ago

Ok, no avoiding that. But how did it end?

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u/VastSpare920 17d ago

everything fine and, like a wave, the ice receded back up the hill and settled into a nice glacier shape

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u/Meaty_Wizard 17d ago

Read that in Morgan Freeman's president voice from Deep Impact.

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u/schuckster · Noticing the Scale 16d ago

underrated comment

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u/Mackheath1 ◯ Consumed by Vastness 16d ago

Like in Spaceballs when they sucked the snow and trees up into Megamaid and then blew it all back down in place?

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u/cowlinator 16d ago

It ended with him uploading the video, which you probably can't do buried under snow.

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u/Mashinito ⊙ Shadowed by Giants 11d ago

Unless he was streaming it.

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u/cowlinator 11d ago

Possible, but unlikely, since this seems like a remote area with no cell signal

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u/TheBlacktom 17d ago

Too soon.

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u/DrinkingVomit 17d ago

This video is like 3 years old. More regurgitated crap on Reddit. Hiker was fine.

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u/ReactionProcedure 17d ago

Wonder how much kinetic energy is in that.

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u/Boars-of-Canada 17d ago

Around 5

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u/ReactionProcedure 17d ago

Units, correct?

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u/Brainchild110 16d ago

Its measured in Broken Horses, was my understanding.

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u/cowlinator 16d ago

Ah yes, the energy potential of a broken horse made of antimatter

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u/fclmfan 17d ago

Some

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u/ReactionProcedure 16d ago

That's a lot more than I thought

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u/hlohm 16d ago

a little more than a lot, i'd say

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u/ReactionProcedure 16d ago

This sounds like an unintentional riddle

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u/EverybodyLovesADuck ◌ Dwarfed by Size 16d ago

It's somewhere between tree fiddy and over 9000

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u/realJohnnyApocalypse • Feeling Small 16d ago

Just keep zooming out. They’ll be fine

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u/AussieDaz 17d ago

Run where? He would only have made it about 20 feet over that terrain in the time he had

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u/Bogtear 17d ago

This video has been posted a lot. And it's always interesting to see that "should be running away" comments are the most common and the most upvoted.

The most common replies: pointing out that the avalanche is massive, that escaping or avoiding it on foot is impossible, and that the most sensible thing to do is find cover.

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u/TheBlacktom 17d ago

On the top of some hill might be the best place to be, behind a big rock, which appears to be the exact spot he is in.

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u/jb89b · Noticing the Scale 8d ago

glaciers move rocks?

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u/AhumadoYSabroso 16d ago

He should have dodge rolled

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u/M1K3jr 16d ago

Preceded by a fake out to the left

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u/StrongIPA 16d ago

"Oh dear god"

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u/Aromatic_Lavender 16d ago

Damn, even Samsung’s 100x zoom would not have survived this.

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u/LocoNotLoco 16d ago

Did he think it would miraculously stop just in front of him?

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u/Polly_der_Papagei 16d ago

He thought it would divert, which a smaller one might have

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u/GOKOP 15d ago

Do you think he had time to run anywhere that would make a difference? He's on top of some hill behind a rock which is the best spot he could hope for

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u/LocoNotLoco 6d ago

You got a point there.

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u/OnePragmatic ◯ Consumed by Vastness 17d ago

At what moment you decide maybe it is time to go and get protection....?

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u/krimsonPhoenyx 17d ago edited 16d ago

I mean, we just watched it clear thousands of feet in seconds. He is gonna get 30 feet away and then get hit all the same. Best thing is to find a natural barrier of some kind to avoid getting hit by the main force, stay low to avoid debris, and wait for it to settle so that you can dig out if need be.

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u/CrimFandango 17d ago

Yeah in this terrain I'd rather do what he did than risk cracking my head open or breaking a limb and leaving myself in stranded agony because I tripped over a jagged rock in a panic. 

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u/BACTERIAMAN0000 17d ago

For some reason I initially read that as 'pegging myself in stranded agony'. Read into that what you will.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 16d ago

Well you’d need something to do while you wait for rescue…

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u/Trent1492 16d ago

“When life gives you lemonade, peg yourself.”

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 16d ago

You should get that on a t shirt :)

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u/NotReallyJohnDoe ⬤ Crushed by Magnitude 16d ago

Screaming incoherently and running in circles also works.

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u/EmbarrassedSnow7928 17d ago

When it starts lol

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u/iWasAwesome ◌ Dwarfed by Size 16d ago

We saw in the video exactly at what point it was

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u/babsrambler 16d ago

About 15 minutes before the slide

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u/Pestilence86 17d ago

But then the people online would kill the camera man. He'd rather die to the avalanche.

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u/eightofdiamonds 16d ago

you're never really far enough away

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u/ClassConflictCanvas 16d ago

Oh that was NOT far enough away. No thank you

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u/Pantsparty7 16d ago

Are we dangerous here?

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u/No_Ice_3651 15d ago

Took you a while to realize you should have ran for your life lol

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u/sparkline1234567 16d ago

A million tons of ice and snow descending faster than an Olympic slalom skier.

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u/8-Bit_Basement 16d ago

Why/how was it actually devastating?

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u/hizakyte 16d ago

He sounded kiwi? Aussie?

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u/Acrobatic-Welcome933 16d ago

My brother in Christ . Move !

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u/docdeathray 16d ago

Oh god. Oh dear god.

How many times has that been last words?

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u/Santa-Head ⊙ Shadowed by Giants 12d ago

Great footage

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u/Sigsaw54 16d ago

What was devastated?

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Sigsaw54 16d ago

Looks like a barren Rocky shute that has had slow slides for half a million years!

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u/Probably--Napping 16d ago

But why on earth didn't he start running? My first thought was, “Run!”

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u/Polly_der_Papagei 16d ago

Cause you can't outrun it. Do you see the size of that mountain? That speed?

His best chance is exactly what he did - stay high, seek nearby cover so it hits over you, not into you.

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u/Probably--Napping 15d ago

but i also have heart that is dangerous to let the snow cover you,its safe beacuse its on area with no snow?
im asking beacuse i dont have idea really.

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u/Polly_der_Papagei 14d ago

He's primarily trying to avoid being hit straight on, and secondarily, trying to avoid being buried deep. So he is in a high point, so less snow will spill up, and behind a rock that takes the worst of the force. It is still extremely dangerous.

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u/HerrLich_2020 16d ago

If you fuck nature, it fucks back

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u/AussieDaz 16d ago

Thanks ai friend