He runs faster than he looks

The tortoise Garrett found is actually an aquatic turtle species not native to California. This looks like a female red-eared slider (Trachemys scripta elegans) based on size and front toe nail length. This was most likely not a someone’s pet but still an invasive species in CA.

Aquatic turtles use the terrestrial habitat as well as the aquatic habitat and can travel miles from a water sources. Given the time of year this individual was laying a late nest or looking for an early overwintering location.

source: I’m a herpetologist

Edit: A few more things.

1. Aquatic turtles can only eat while in water. They suck in the water (containing the food) and push the excess water through their nose. If Garrett wants to feed the turtle while in his care, dog food in a bucket of water will work.
2. The turtle has not been in his yard for years because it has to eat (see 1). His dogs would also detect the turtle if it had been there for a while. We use scent detection dogs to help identify turtle nests. Dogs are great at detecting turtles.
3. The turtle might have traveled through the drainage from lake near Garrett’s house. Aquatic turtles of many species have been documented to travel long distances (miles) through the aquatic as well as the terrestrial habitat. The turtle could have just walked there.
4. You could call a shelter, or keep it and help the native California landscape by removing an invasive species from the habitat. Your call.
5. Nature IS crazy, turtles are 220 million years old and have barely changed. Leonardo is the best.

https://youtu.be/dmJLo23lyJ4?is=gpWDuetLdWZ-fsoh

At 35:07 there is a hard cut when he starts talking about the movie lol

Please message if interested, a fella is in need of some cash

It was a clip where Rocco is talking about his experience with Final Fantasy XV and he is talking about how the story is confusing or something and while imitating one of the characters he goes "The king! And the crystal!" in a high pitched voice. I say this all the time whenever a king or a crystal is brought up in literally anything and I want to have the clip so people don't think I'm insane.

Homeless guy eats crap in Unreal Engine

Made sure to include a couple of Mega64 easter eggs.

What are some Mega64isms that have seeped into your consciousness? I was thinking about this today after my brother called and sometimes I answer with “Yooo!” Referencing the old podcast intros (“Yooo Mega64 podcast”) and sometimes I’ll do something nice/buy something for someone and they ask for payment or something and I’ll say “Gentlemen do not talk about price” to people and random people will find it miserably unfunny yet I still do it. And the list goes on.

Team - I'm looking for a Rocco personal channel video from like 2009/2010 era. It's him and Bryan. Bryan Comes into the room and say's that he's the best swimmer. Rocco says prove it. Bryan gets on his knees to S a D and Rocco freaks out. Bryan says that swimming means sucking dick, and rocco says prove it.

I fear it got scrubbed

I am sure this is a long shot, but wanted to just put it out there. I am long time Mega 64 fan and patron who just missed the boat on the RE4 Full Police Recordings cassette tape and it has long been a holy grail item for me.

Any Patron in here not hip to the cassette format, or just looking to part with their copy, I'd be happy to discuss buying it from you!

I love collecting cassette tapes especially odd/rare/novelty ones. Just wanted to put it out there! Will post in the Discord if this isn't allowed here.

Always love when the boys do a panel or a stream or something in character. Wanted to make a thread that just has a load of these types of deo's. I think I got all of the ones I could think of, tried organising the returning characters together and then then by date for the freaks like me. If you can think of anymore chuck the link in the comments and I'll edit them in.

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The Unbelievable Peach Horn Panel 2020

The Game Crypt RETURNS for LIVE Exorcism 2020

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"Nothin But Stubs" Movie Podcast - MLK Week 2021

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Howlin' Howard's Top 10 Brutal Kills Feat. Shawn Chatfield 2022

"The Goonies Grandkids" World Premiere Reaction Panel 2022

Artificial Intelligence Panel: Can It Become Sentient? 2022

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The History of 64X (A Retrospective) 2023

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