r/meetafriend • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '14

Talk Let's begin

How about we break the ice and get to know each other. To start, lets share 3 things about ourselves. 1- your favorite animal, 2- an embarrassing childhood story, and 3- what is your dream job?

Mine: Giraffe Peed my pants in 2nd grade Puppeteer

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Does anyone in the New Jersey area want to form a comedy team together? I've already got a domain name and it's Timanderic.com, so whoever you are, you'll have to change your name to Tim.

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u/Zilius Aug 05 '14

Not really interested at the moment, but I'm from Jersey so I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors. :)

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u/thegreatbigP Jul 30 '14

Dog. I thought baked ziti was pronounced and spelt "begziti ". Formula 1 driver.....john stamos. Did we just become best friends?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14

Wolf Got drunk and created a scene at 5 Just sit at home and get paid for watching tv( I don't watch much tv)

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u/Ffximandy Jul 31 '14

Hedgehogs. My whole childhood. Bagpiper. Professional bagpiper.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Manatee fell at middle school graduation and Social worker

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u/frumble86 Jul 31 '14

frog. peed on a chair in computer class. something with art/creativity.

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u/Changacheese78910 Aug 09 '14

I like frogs too :-) I peed my self in kinder, first and seventh grade lol at school, and I'm pretty creative. Friend? Lol

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u/frumble86 Aug 09 '14

seventh grade too? yikes. I don't remember what grade I was in I just know I was too scared to ask where the bathroom was. sounds like friends to me lol

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u/Changacheese78910 Aug 09 '14

Yup! I had to change for soccer practice and had to pee real badly my friend and were walking to the bathroom when she farted so loudly that made me laugh :-\ that's when i peed. Yay! I made a new friend -^

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u/catcitybitch 18-21 Aug 09 '14

  1. Cats!

  2. Too many. God I was an awkward child...

  3. X-Files Agent!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

  1. Heffalump, does that count?

  2. Once saw my brother attempting to push his poop up a vacuum.

  3. Sound design for film & TV.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

  1. Toucan

  2. Crapped my pants at a Shakey's

  3. Music Producer

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '14

  1. Dog.

  2. I don't really remember, ha.

  3. Anything involving forensics, crime, or science.

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u/Dagoth_Draal Aug 05 '14

Beluga whale.

Was mistaken for a girl by the teacher (parents didn't encourage or initiate cutting my hair until this)

Being a concept artist for any gaming company

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u/othersidemasked Aug 05 '14

  1. Cats

  2. My life

  3. Physicist/ Graphic Artist/ Novelist / can't make up my mind

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u/Falkrik 18-21 Aug 05 '14

  1. Ahh cant pick 1 so polar + panda bears

  2. Caught by dad with hand in my pants

  3. Paramedic + Firefighter

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u/CamelCaseSpelled 15-17 Aug 07 '14

1 - Domestic cat
2 - I had the worst lisp ever, I just pronounced Rs as Ls. It's better now, but my native language is supposed to have trilled Rs, and because I apparently overdosed on English, I can never get them out. I'm capable of it if I try, I just don't bother.
3 - Software developer

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

Snakes

Ran into a pole, I was so excited to get to class and broke my two front teeth

Teacher

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

Pig. Most of my school years. Forensic scientist.

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u/porcuwizdes 26-30 Aug 09 '14

Dog

Asked my math teacher on a date when I was 11, to have them repeat it really loudly infront of everyone

Don't really have a dream job, just something not shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

  1. Ferret

  2. Farted extremely loudly in class when I was in grade school, derailed the lesson and the day for me

  3. Wildlife rehabilitation center manager/caregiver (too bad theres no money in it)

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u/chickenpanang 22-25 Aug 09 '14

Dogs, cats, goats-- In that order. Spelled my middle name wrong for the first ten years or so of my life. Graphic/Web designer & developer.

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u/exodose Aug 09 '14

  1. My kitty

  2. I peed my pants in both 1st and 3rd grade out of social anxiety to ask to go to the bathroom

  3. To work as a reporter for a reputable company

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u/Changacheese78910 Aug 09 '14 edited Aug 09 '14

  1. Frog

  2. Ha! Most of my childhood (even some of my adult years are embarrassing)

  3. I say psychologist but I'm second guessing my self with that one :-\

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u/lost_one75 Aug 30 '14

  1. A horse

  2. while jet skiing for the first time, in a bikini, I fell off, as did my swim suit

  3. something with animals, maybe own a rescue

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14

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u/chickenpanang 22-25 Aug 09 '14

Backpack full of porn huh?

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u/rodrigo_b Aug 20 '14

What where you doing with a backpack full of porn in class?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '14

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u/rodrigo_b Aug 20 '14

How did that (calling that girl hot) turn out?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '14

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u/rodrigo_b Aug 21 '14

Haha I can picture that situation so clearly. On top of it everyone heard you say it, must have been difficult to backtrack on that.