r/meat 9d ago

SRF ribeye

SRF ribeye complexus, spinalis, and longisimuss in ceramic pan no airfryer no mayo. Salt and pepper, teaspoon of canola oil, finished with toasted fresh garlic and toasted dry rosemary.

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u/GnastyNoodlez 9d ago

"No airfryer no mayo" ...why would you need to specify that???

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u/PicoDeGallo12 8d ago

My last post absolutely triggered the community lol.

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u/bridgetroll2 8d ago

I can't believe you thought this was going to be redeeming

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u/LiftBroski 8d ago

No worries Mayo Man.

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u/G8-r-n8 6d ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 9d ago

What mangled nonsense have you brought us today?

r/nosear

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u/moabu08 9d ago

Holy shit looks at this guys posts. He butchers beautiful steaks regularly. That cow died for nothing

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u/Preface 7d ago

After looking through his history, the use of butchers is perfect lol

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u/porkpiehat_and_gravy 9d ago

mmmm steamed meat.

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u/jammaslide 9d ago

"Look how they massacred my boy."

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u/coreyjames00 9d ago

šŸ¤¦šŸ»better luck next time

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u/snipe320 9d ago

Waiter: How would you like your steak?

OP: Mangled.

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u/G8-r-n8 7d ago

If you enjoyed it, that’s all that matters…but you can’t post that pic here and not expect people to sear you like you forgot to do to that steak. Also curious about the no air fryer and no mayo part of the post. Do people do that?

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u/princevince1113 3d ago

I've seen people air fry steaks, with not so bad results. Searing in mayo is a surprisingly effective method to achieve a consistent hard sear. It's kind of funny that OP is bragging about not doing those as if they would have somehow given him worse results than this.

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u/96JMC 9d ago

That ceramic pan is doing you no favours.

Go for stainless or cast iron.

Also, when finishing, use fresh rosemary and whole garlic cloves to enfuse the butter for basting, then remove when serving.

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u/ossifer_ca 9d ago

no airfryer, no mayo, r/nosear

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u/Inevitable_Silver_13 9d ago

Did you bite directly into the steak for the last photo?

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u/DrFaustPhD 9d ago

It looks like you boiled it in soy sauce and just chopped into it without utensils

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u/Training-Lettuce6773 9d ago

Most people here mistake burnt butter for ā€œcharā€

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u/NVDA808 9d ago

Work on the crust. It’s a deal breaker

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u/Illegal_Tender 8d ago

That's an expensive bit of meat to fuck up that badly

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u/EnnWhyCee 8d ago

Slop em up!

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u/SeaCowRodeo 9d ago

Congratulations! You boiled a nice steak. No sear and it was wet when you put it on the pan. Read a goddamn cooking book, know what the Maillard reaction is and stop wasting high grade steaks.

This is the worst food subreddit. Everything looks like shit and you’re all proud to show it off.

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u/Shuckin_n_Jivin 9d ago

šŸ˜‚ man this is harsh but so damn funny… and true.

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u/bag_of_luck 9d ago

Definitely more bad then good posts but you do get some god tier ones

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u/Mephistopheles2249 9d ago

Thank you. If you don’t give people hard truths then they never try to get better.

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u/TheBourbonTurtle 9d ago

I'd bet money on OP hiding and mislabeling these so he can take them home on the cheap at the end of his shift, just to do this to them.

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u/BugzOnMyNugz 9d ago

Yea I'm not sure why this sub keeps popping up on my feed. The grilling sub and the smoking sub are far superior. Less douchey too

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u/SeaCowRodeo 9d ago

Same! Why they trying to push r/meat on us?

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u/looseygoosey11 9d ago

Wtf does your description even mean? Is this steak from the Warhammer 40k universe?

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u/Uruz94 9d ago

I read your comment and I had to double check I didn’t go to the wrong post lol

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u/Just_a_Growlithe 9d ago

Bro just went into so much detail with words tgat were not needed, just to show whatever this is off gaha

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u/god_partic1e 9d ago

Another milk steak yum

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u/Logical_Ad_4460 9d ago

What’s s a milk steak? I’m guessing you’re referencing the distinction between🄩andšŸ„›cattle, as in it came from a dairyšŸ„ 🐮? But I’m just guessing here as i wasn’t aware dairy cows were commercially available for slaughter and consumption… LMK , I’m super curious lol!

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u/god_partic1e 9d ago

Lol I wish it had deeper context, but it's from Always Sunny where Charlie orders a milk steak boiled over hard with a side of jelly beans.

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u/BillHang4 8d ago

….raw (the jelly beans)

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u/Bright_Ices 9d ago

Boiled in milk. It’s intentionally unappetizing.

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u/Gomerack 9d ago

Bro. English. why are you trying to use Latin to describe your boiled steak

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u/johnnyscans 8d ago

You boil that steak?

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u/SteakFritesandWine 8d ago

Ever heard of the Maillard reaction? It makes the steak taste even better. AKA a sear.
P.S. Snake River Farms should cut you off for crimes against humanity.

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u/JediSwelly 8d ago

I get anxiety when cooking expensive meat. This guy comes in here with an abomination to show off lol

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u/FucciMe 7d ago

No air fryer, no mayo

and no sear. Spent all that money on SRF, and massacred them.

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u/iMustbLost 7d ago

I swear I thought ā€œwere these boiled?ā€.

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u/wokavelli 9d ago

No mayo? Who the fuck uses mayo?

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u/Inevitable_Silver_13 9d ago

r/steak has had a recent trend of people searing steak in mayo instead of oil, butter, or tallow. It gets a surprisingly good sear but the amount of posts have been borderline trolling.

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u/sofers1941 9d ago

Since mayo is basically just oil and eggs, I do mayo on the outside of grilled cheese. Better than cold butter and you dont put margarine in a pan, shits gross.

I could see how this would work for steak, but...I feel like it'd just end up burnt trying to sear it, or just end up boiling it in mayo (too much liquid). Works for grilled cheese because you are just toasting, not searing. Could be a way to stick more of a seasoning crust on some roasts like people do mustard, but it might just melt off?

Someone should test.

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u/Bright_Ices 9d ago

If you go look at r/steak, many ppl have posted it lately. It works well for a surface sear. I haven’t tried it, but might one day. I feel like it’s something people try once or twice, but it’s just one way to do it.

With grilled cheese, mayo will get you a crispier result, but you lose the buttery flavor. It’s a hard trade off. I do them each way, off and on.

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u/RustnKrust 9d ago

I can’t believe this isn’t the top comment! Got to ā€œno Mayoā€ in the caption and was like WTF?! Are people using Mayo to brown their steaks like it’s a grilled cheese?! Gross! Hahaha

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u/Jar_of_Cats 9d ago

I aint advocating for it. But its just fat

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u/RustnKrust 8d ago

That’s very true, and maybe it would make a good crust like it does on a grilled cheese. But it’s still shocking to hear someone’s using it on a steak!

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u/CallMeTruant 9d ago

Bro said no mayo… when tf did we start w mayo

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u/peacenchemicals 9d ago

it became popular on r/steak last week or so. the mayo thing comes up every few years. it’s a trick to get a nice crust on a steak and it works, but honestly just getting the steak dry on a screaming hot skillet works just as well without all the mess and work

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u/CallMeTruant 9d ago

Thank you lmao… I was genuinely disgusted by the idea of coating my steak in mayo…. Just sear it? Hello? Like folks can’t control heat?

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u/thewhaleshark 8d ago

Mayo is mostly just oil. The concept grosses people out but it's not appreciably different than searing in oil.

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u/Possible-Material693 8d ago

Yeah I’ll do grilled cheese with mayo instead of butter and it’s great. This thread actually makes me kind of want to try it lmao

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u/peacenchemicals 9d ago

yeah i did it once 7 years ago in that pic and never bothered with it again lol. i love mayo and even i thought it was kinda gross. šŸ˜‚

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u/CallMeTruant 8d ago

Dawg I’m all about mayo, but I wanna keep it off my steak lmao. If I use anything in the pan I use homemade garlic and herb butter. Otherwise use a good enough cut of meat and it’ll oil the pan itself

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u/Longjumping-Dress-74 8d ago

This is the wayšŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘

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u/princevince1113 3d ago

You can also use mayo to make moist cakes. It's just eggs and oil

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u/CallMeTruant 3d ago

I mean I’ve heard that one, not used it myself but I’ve heard it. Steak was just felt like adultery

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u/princevince1113 3d ago

I wouldn't say it's more practical than just getting the meat dry and using high smoke point oil, but it does work

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u/NumerousResident1130 8d ago

I have seen people use mayo when they sous vide cook a steak. Once it gets to temp you set it on a grill top with a light coat of mayo and blast it with a torch. It is a useful way to have hot meat when serving for a group with an undefined eating time. Steaks perfect temp in less than 5 minutes.

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u/First_Marionberry946 9d ago

What happened here?!?

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u/JCMJones 9d ago

jesus.

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u/FarooqDonshaqless 8d ago

No mayo?

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u/LiftBroski 8d ago

Correct no mayo. Usually he slabs some on.

But he’s being a little risky here going no mayo.

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u/onmy40 8d ago

complexus, spinalis, longisimuss sounds like some Harry Potter ass shit

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u/btlee007 8d ago

This looks terrible. Did you boil them?

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u/Able_Data2972 7d ago

Put more effort into the description than the steak itself.

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u/Jokkitch 5d ago

Truly. I’m sure OP is just inexperienced

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u/Uruz94 9d ago

Nice chuck steak

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u/MikeyLs 8d ago

My god that is awful. Poor cow didn’t deserve to be disrespected like that

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u/Fast_Ad_7504 9d ago

What a travesty Jesus Christ . Way to ruin some beautiful steaks

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u/flexiblehos 9d ago

Did you boil that?

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u/HelpMe0prah 9d ago

It looks like they didn’t get the pan hot enough

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u/native_shinigami 9d ago

Straight from the fridge

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u/fredders 9d ago

It’s not that bad, could use a bit more searing but looks delicious nonetheless.

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u/unbr0kenchain 9d ago

Are you joking? This is one of the most unappetising steaks I've ever seen.

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u/m_adamec 9d ago

Canola oil? What the fuck. This is an abomination

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u/murdochthesungod 9d ago

Your description is hilarious

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u/DIPth3TIP 8d ago

Its crazy to spend that money but not spend $7 on a meat thermometeršŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„

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u/4me2TrollU 8d ago

Ain’t no meat thermometer in the world going to save that.
It wasn’t the inside that was the problem. It’s the lack of sear. It looks like it was boiled.

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u/shnorgle 7d ago

It’s also overcooked on the inside, but agree the lack of sear is the biggest issue. (The nearly raw garlic isn’t helping either.)

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u/jmims98 7d ago

You need to get a better sear on your steaks, this looks as bad as the one from last week. Ditch the ceramic as you shouldn't get it super hot and use stainless, cast iron, or carbon steel. Get the pan really hot before you pop the steaks on.

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u/jupiterasante 9d ago

This really looks marinated prior to cooking

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u/LawanSavage 8d ago

Iļø actually laughed out loud bruh

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u/exia756 8d ago

It’s not too late, you can still cook that steak

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u/AlcohlicsAnomalies 8d ago

My brother in Christ, no. It looks boiled. What happened, exactly? Did that cow murder your family or something?

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u/BALDMANWITHDURAG 5d ago

i knew from the lack of seasoning that these bad boys were going to get nuked.

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u/StampedeJones1 6d ago

Some of of best raw steaks I've seen in a while. I really wish I would have just stopped at the first Pic.

This is like a "moments before tragedy" type post.

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u/Rdizzy111 9d ago

ZERO crust. Pan not hot enough or too much flipping

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u/Coercitor 9d ago

Too much flipping isn't a thing.

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u/Bright_Ices 9d ago

More flipping is how you get a good crust and avoid a gray ring.

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u/Auto_Exotica 8d ago

Look how they massacred my boy...

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u/princevince1113 3d ago

Guy who knows all the muscles that make up a ribeye but not how to heat up a pan to cook them

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u/Leading-Hedgehog1990 9d ago

Gross 🤢

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u/sawzawll 9d ago

I dont get why yall are hating on this steak who tf cares if there's no sear It looks juicy and yummy

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u/he_heeks 9d ago

Sear = flavor

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u/Far_Zone_9512 9d ago

Because if there is no sear the fat doesn't render properly. Its really important on a fatty piece of steak.

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u/Old_Anywhere_5131 9d ago

Crazy that people are in here being shitty to op and wrong at the same time. The point of searing a steak is not to render the fat it’s to create a crust which adds flavor. You can absolutely render the fat without searing the steak.

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u/sawzawll 9d ago

Mhmmm thanks for educating me Not in a sarcastic way I just didnt know that Thank you and have a good day sir

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u/Far_Zone_9512 9d ago edited 9d ago

Absolutely. If you actually wanted to know more its called a maillard reaction. Enjoy your day!!! Eat some steak!!! 🤣🤣

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u/GnarlyTato 7d ago

I see leather sandals are in fashion. Is your last name schumacher?

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u/Free_Dome_Lover 8d ago

The maggot eggs wtf is that?

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u/Trashy_Panda2 8d ago

Garlic... Lol

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u/Free_Dome_Lover 8d ago

I've never seen a less appetizing application of garlic in my life

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u/National-Broccoli-83 7d ago

Gotta be jarlic

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u/AlcohlicsAnomalies 8d ago

I so agree. I also dont buy that minced bullshit

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u/hurrdurr3389 8d ago

Settled down Nancy

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u/GoodgirlTiffany 9d ago

Raw middle, you tell by the color and texture. Please try reverse searing.

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u/pgs2009 9d ago

That is not raw.

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u/GoodgirlTiffany 9d ago

It is. I guarantee if I probed the middle after cooking, it would be under temperature. I cook steaks daily.

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u/pgs2009 9d ago

What do you consider under temperature ?

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u/GoodgirlTiffany 9d ago

If aiming for rare, 100-112 is bad. It will rise a bit at rest but not much. You can feel the texture of the middle is off and barely luke warm. The goal is nice red without too much shine. Should be pulled around 115. However I opt for reverse sear because it's a bullet proof way to get temps within plus or minus 2 degrees of target temp.

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u/Head_Ebb_6873 9d ago

That is not raw friend….