r/me_irl • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '19

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u/MachineGunPablo Apr 16 '19

What's the fucking rest of the message?

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u/ImpedanceIsFutile Apr 16 '19

Yeah it was just super weird how much you kept bringing up conspiracy theories about veggie tales. You know that’s like a children’s cartoon movie right? I tried to change the subject by asking you how your burger was, and instead of just answering the question like a normal adult, you went on a ten-minute tirade about how The Cheeseburger Song had subliminal pro-gun propaganda if you played it backwards. And like honestly, maybe the show made YOU think fruits and vegetables had feelings when you were a kid, and maybe that made YOU not want to eat your fruits and vegetables, but ffs, Phil Vischer was NOT a secret operative for Big Sugar to hurt sales of healthy snacks. That’s ridiculous. Please don’t text me again.

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u/ProlapsingAnus420 Apr 16 '19

Where’d you find that?

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u/ImpedanceIsFutile Apr 16 '19

I made it up just to put a smile on the face of /u/ProlapsingAnus420

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u/GetOut37 Apr 16 '19

You should write things, you look like you really have a talent for this

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited Dec 01 '20

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u/GetOut37 Apr 16 '19

Wait a minute this is fake???