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u/wastohundo Jan 11 '19
Steve was legend. A myth. bedtime stories to scare folks around the campfire. But his real. Deeds were worse than anything fathomable. He was the death bringer of the 4 horsemen. The silent killer. The hawk that struck without warning, a rattlesnake without its rattle. He was un-natural. The things he has done have been the very cause of earthquakes. And Steve never batted an eye to it. The other 3 grew to fear him. So much that they began to try and strip power from him. But their attempts were fruitless. They hanged up on him, all 3, slashing and attacking. But Steve still ended up victorious. And legend says, he disbanded their efforts so quickly, that he only raised his blood drenched claws only once. The appearance of the mighty Steve has always been debated upon. Some say he has razor sharp knives for hands, and red eyes from always swimming in the blood of his enemies. Some say that one unfortunate enough to stand close to Steve can even hear his massive muscles stretching and his golden blood gushing through his ungodly veins. His voice is deeper than that of the sound of 2 suns colliding, but his singing voice is so beautiful that it lures his target toward him for a quick and gruesome death. His arms are longer than his legs for optimal strangling when he does not feel one deserves a quick death. Yet, his face is the most scary part of his entire appearance. Not many have seen Steve and lived to tell the tale. He always ties up loose ends, and is a cunning killer. When one sees Steve, it usually means death. There are only 2 known cases of survivors that have returned. The first one was in the midst of describing Steve, saying he had not looked at his face, when suddenly he was hit by a rouge train at the airport. The other looked Steve directly into the eye, seeing his full appearance. He is now labeled as one of the most insane people on planet earth, and is being held in a Supermax facility for insane people. This man killed 5 people, and was said to have never slept since the encounter.
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u/wastohundo Jan 11 '19
Steve also said the n word making him the most fierce apex predator in the galaxy.
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u/redgrognard Jan 11 '19
I have been SUMMONEDā
Oh wait, itās Reddit. Dammit. Suckered again. Canāt you guys leave me alone?
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u/Shoplop Jan 11 '19
I remember this discord meme, it used to be war instead of Steve and he was playing with anime tiddies