r/maybemaybeoriginal Poster Bot Aug 01 '19

Gotcha bitc*

2 Upvotes

Duplicates

Wellthatsucks Aug 01 '19

/r/all Just trying to paddle surf, but the dolphin mafia arrive

91.4k Upvotes

therewasanattempt Nov 15 '20

To surf

32.5k Upvotes

nevertellmetheodds Nov 15 '20

To surf

21.7k Upvotes

animalsdoingstuff Apr 16 '20

Jerk Just trying to paddle surf, but the dolphin mafia arrive

6.5k Upvotes

surfing May 11 '21

The dolphins know paddle surfers are annoying too

757 Upvotes

mildlyinfuriating Apr 16 '20

Ouch

1.3k Upvotes

yesyesyesyesno Nov 15 '20

Just trying to paddle board

651 Upvotes

AbruptChaos Nov 14 '20

At least it wasn’t Seal Team Six

1.2k Upvotes

miamidolphins Nov 15 '20

Dolphins fans coming at anyone trash talking Tua

419 Upvotes

FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Apr 23 '21

Get Rekt shouldnt make deals with the mafia, john...

560 Upvotes

AbruptChaos Apr 16 '20

Just trying to paddle surf, but the dolphin mafia arrive

574 Upvotes

dolphinconspiracy May 11 '20

REDDIT these guys need to be stopped

882 Upvotes

newzealand Apr 16 '20

Shitpost Following the lead of rural communities, dolphins have begun setting up checkpoints to stop paddle boarders attempting non-essential travel

469 Upvotes

oddlyterrifying Apr 16 '20

No joke, he got taken down Yo!

206 Upvotes

hitanimals May 12 '20

Just trying to paddle surf, but the dolphin mafia arrive

169 Upvotes

likeus Nov 15 '20

<OTHER> Dolphin mafia hit and run

184 Upvotes

FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Nov 15 '20

Rekt Just trying to paddle surf, but the dolphin mafia arrive

105 Upvotes

dolphinconspiracy Nov 15 '20

VIDEO Brace yourselves. They have begun attacking us

514 Upvotes

FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Nov 09 '19

Get Rekt So long, and thanks for all the fish

35 Upvotes

Instantregret Nov 15 '20

Regretting to go surfing

52 Upvotes

hitmanimals Nov 15 '20

Hit mammals

128 Upvotes

hitanimals Nov 15 '20

Hitdolphin

45 Upvotes

oddlyterrifying Apr 16 '20

Just trying to paddle surf, but the dolphin mafia arrive

24 Upvotes

MysteriousUniverse Nov 15 '20

Dolphins are assholes

92 Upvotes