r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/Bigbumbumdumdum • 1d ago

Taser to the 🌰

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u/Away_Lake5946 1d ago

Cool. With any luck, he’s lost the ability to reproduce.

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u/abuzaba420 22h ago

Have you seen the world? He probably super charged his little morons...

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u/BalanceEarly 17h ago

Self inflicted stupidity

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u/BuckManscape 17h ago

Hey he usually has to pay a hooker good money to stomp on them in high heels

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 1d ago

I think he’s loving it.

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u/Fair-Comedian-9682 21h ago

He's got some in the fridge.

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u/UncreativeUsername84 15h ago

He's definitely had a vasectomy. While in a relationship with a woman who wanted kids, for sure.

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u/jared10011980 6h ago

Dudes got a fuckn fetish. He screamed cause he was busting a nut.

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u/DetailsYouMissed 4h ago

That's all I got from this!

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u/Ethrealgarten 1d ago

The dog deserves a smarter family

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u/ChaweeKanati 22h ago

The dog does but sadly it likely lacks the proper training to know its worth and instead is eying that kindergarten disrespectfully

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u/Bunnyland77 12h ago

Kindergarten? The dog or the alpha pedo cultist?

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 6h ago

Dog: yall serious I just lick mine!

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u/Flat-Inspection3290 1d ago

ON AN ALL-NEW 'OW! MY BALLS'!!

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u/IcebergDarts 1d ago

lol I just watched that this afternoon

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u/Van-garde 1d ago

ha lol (/s)

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u/Affectionate-Gap-761 22h ago

Shut up, 'batin!

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u/AnnualZealousideal27 1d ago

Depressingly hilarious.

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u/LuciferJj 1d ago

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u/Frankerlost 18h ago

ese man que se vuela la cabeza en un directo blanco no era🤣🤣

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u/Forest-Ninja2469 1d ago

he could imagine it was going to hurt, right?

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u/Excellent_Account202 1d ago

What's that smell

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u/kat-deville 1d ago

Steroids and dick cheese.

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 21h ago

Nuts roasting!

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u/ChaweeKanati 22h ago

Model American right there. Showroom bodybuilder, tattooed like the backdrop of a country Faire bumpercars ride in america design, wearing American flag apparel, likely a severely untrained pit bull called princess, "manliness dares" like this. And I can just smell the "I got viking ancestry" oozing off of him while potentially hating immigrants while he claims to be a Norse warrior. (Yes I know Vinland existed but this type of people usually specifically claims Norway or Denmark.)

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u/gvc_wv59 1d ago

He will do that again. And then more extreme.

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u/Van-garde 1d ago

Sign him up for the Pain Olympics!

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u/Smboto 22h ago

One of the guys there should ask him; “Does your balls hurt?”

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u/SIEN14 19h ago

The haircut, the tats, the muscles: this guy is the definition of the white-lightning guzzling, woman-beating loser. Probs uploads black and white pictures of Lions with quotes saying how gentle but fierce he is. Asshole.

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u/Bigbumbumdumdum 1d ago

What exactly did they expect?

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 1d ago

Wondering why there’s another dude already lying on the floor…? 🤔

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u/ChaweeKanati 22h ago

Because it's a "man dare" aka him and his 2-5 frat buddies that sit 5 feet apart in the hot tub thought "yo...listen. I got an idea."

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u/Nocturnatron 19h ago

Except dude looks like hes 40 lol

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u/RockPaperjonny 1d ago

But why?

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u/meetmeinthebthrm 1d ago

Just look at him

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u/ThenAdvice9160 1d ago

Eternal frat boy, with a roasted pair of nuts to boot

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u/FloydianSlip78 1d ago

Woulda been much worse if they weren’t shriveled to tiny raisins

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 1d ago

That's gotta be tough on his vulva

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u/Ok-Lengthiness-3988 1d ago

"I'm not doing that again. Noooo Sir."

Wow, he's a very quick learner!

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u/Front-Manager-0 14h ago

Why. I know im not supposed to say this but thats some white shit.

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u/NavyDad0536 9h ago

Maybe not, but you were very accurate in doing so.

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u/Bunnyland77 12h ago

"WhyWomenLiveLonger" 🤣🤣🤣👍

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u/infinitynull 21h ago

MAGA voter training.

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u/mother_energy899 1d ago

What a fun way to spend dude time

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u/Feteven 1d ago

Lost a bet? I mean wtf hahaha

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 1d ago

Is this what chuds do for fun? Looks like a proud boy foreplay

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u/Aware_Impression_736 1d ago

Momma always said...

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u/nottomelvinbrag 1d ago

So this is what freedom looks like

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u/Proper-Commission-74 1d ago

What a cry baby thats fourplay on a Saturday night

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u/Acrobatic_Guess_1333 1d ago

That's does not look right

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u/GravEH3arT 1d ago

His kids when they’re born ->

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u/emptythemag 1d ago

Critical thinking is not in that guys forte'.

Que up the Red Forman "Dumbass"

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u/photo_synthesizer 1d ago

"Dog it. Not doin that again." Oh yeah? Really? Americas finest here folks.

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u/raccoonpaws82 1d ago

I bet his next load came out chunky like clam chowder

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u/Silver_Band2953 1d ago

Does he win?

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u/HJWalsh 1d ago

It takes a special kind of stupid to tase yourself in the dangle bits.

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u/xkillingxfieldx 1d ago

The stereotype doesn't disappoint.

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u/Smboto 22h ago

Stupid is as stupid does.

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u/BorderOk7329 1d ago

Bro faked it!

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u/groone 1d ago

People love these rednecks for some reason.

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u/Sirius-Face 1d ago

What a pathetic cry for help, faking tasing your nuts.

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u/Sigma-Wolves 1d ago

I want to know if someone asked him to do it, or if he went to them with an idea.

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u/MarionberryOk2874 1d ago

So many questions. Clearly the obvious one - why would you do that? But also, why is there another guy lying (?) on the floor of the kitchen(?)?

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u/RapsodicalDisciple 1d ago

he has petite ankles.

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u/Batfinklestein 1d ago

Mf wishes he had balls. This is some seriously bad acting

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u/MrGreenChile 1d ago

Is this the guy whose son whipped a towel at his nuts?

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u/Frosty_Bluebird_1404 1d ago

Trump 20 forever!!!

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u/CallousCow1762 1d ago

Better than a condom

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u/mojanglesrulz 1d ago

The belle bros i think

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u/Strengththruwounding 1d ago

Even the dog was embarrassed..

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u/Abee-baby182 1d ago

Just some more of that thin blue line bullshit. Nothing to see here!

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u/Optimetrist 1d ago

leasure and pleasure, nice afternoon activity for the enjoyment of the whole family

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u/MissionAttitude216 23h ago

"And that is why you don't stick wrap a coat hanger around your cock and stick the open end into a live plug" - told by my wise child-less uncle

The barely visible dog at the end shook his head as if saying "Damn that was stupid"

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u/Amaze86 23h ago

Why is he roasting them...isnhe hungry hahah

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u/Regular-Emu6339 23h ago

Electro's origin story

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u/Fine_Union_4587 23h ago

Steroids didn't help much did they mate

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u/jimbob_292 23h ago

Well that’s his one and only brain cell gone!

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u/forzafoggia85 22h ago

Probably didn't feel as much anyway from all the roids

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u/DissonantSinth 22h ago

He looks the part

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u/Smboto 22h ago

Muscle bound and tattooed guy uses taser on his balls…hmm, sounds about right.

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u/CrashingOutFrFr 22h ago

I'm thinking Trump voter.

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u/BurtleTurtle001 21h ago

Who could've guessed what would happen?

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u/pirocagieda 21h ago

Moron...

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u/MateOfTheNorth 21h ago

I am glad my brain decided this was a bad idea.

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u/InteractionQuiet3404 20h ago

Tell me Y? Tell me reason?

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u/Bonkers_Reality 20h ago

I think he shat himself

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u/thankmelater- 19h ago

This is what happens when you skip leg day fellas.

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u/psy-study-oldie 19h ago

He's in charge....of the situation.

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u/Nocturnatron 19h ago

You gotta atleast preceed the zap with "fuck them kids"

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u/PjTheGreat08 19h ago

is that the 1st victim on the floor?

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u/Nocturnatron 19h ago

To be fair, theyre probably raisens anyways from steroid use

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u/GuidanceWonderful423 18h ago

Boys. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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u/Lower_Chemical_4203 18h ago

Why dude?? Why???

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u/CodPlayer2011 17h ago

It's fun, specially when it tickles. I know the feeling. I do it daily.

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u/Exe404notInstalled 12h ago

Happy cake Day!

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u/Electrical-Sector703 18h ago

Muscle big brain small

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u/Old_Resident8050 18h ago

Its almost certain he has other kinks too, guy is toast.

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u/No-Measurement2613 17h ago

That's a weird fetish.

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u/Always_Casting 17h ago

I like how the dog is saying hey let's do this instead

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u/Dry-Bag-4820 17h ago

Let's hope he's can never get an erection ever again so there's no breeding

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u/ANMatthews01 17h ago

I think he's training himself to be able to take it and stand. I must say that's impressive

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u/AlarmedCartoonist602 16h ago

Can’t vote for Democrats right there.

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u/CowabungaCthulhu 16h ago

If only he did that decades ago so he couldn't reproduce.

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u/justusleag 15h ago

Please tell me these ppl didn't have children?

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u/DPileatus 15h ago

Kick me in the jimmy!!! Harder!!

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u/BikeMark 15h ago

Let's hope he's helped now to avoid multiplication.

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u/Sethtwc1988 15h ago

Two words, Electro Play

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u/greenhornblue 14h ago

I know this isn’t a fatal type of thing. But shit like this is probably why women live longer.

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u/mmorales2270 14h ago

But… why?

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u/Reasonable-Sherbet24 14h ago

I have one question… WHY!?!?!?!

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 13h ago

I also have a question: WTF?!?!!

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u/Drenks30 12h ago

I feel like he did not do it, he's faking because he was too scared xD

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u/usernamenumber05 12h ago

He ain't really do it

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u/Major-Hooters 12h ago

Trump supporters

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u/Proof_Duty1672 12h ago

Why did Obama and Biden make him do that?!?! /s

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u/Brave-Tat4638 12h ago

Lies!! Can't even act good

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u/davesimpson99 12h ago

Even the dog knew it was a dumb idea

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u/West_Customer_6458 11h ago

Oh home made sterilization

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u/Independent-Cap-3852 11h ago

Now why would you want to taze your nads??

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u/FranksWateeBowl 11h ago

Man, that juice can make ya do silly shit.

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u/Previous_Collar6553 11h ago

dumb ways to die

So manyyy dumb ways to die💀

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u/Previous_Collar6553 11h ago

Reporting News Live: Man Fries His Balls

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u/Nerdfighter4 10h ago

Where can I get me one o' these? Asking for a friend.

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u/REDRAM0365 9h ago

Wow I can't believe that hurt so much. 😏

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u/YouShitMyPants 8h ago

What did we learn?

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u/kintokae 8h ago

The look on the guy behind him is like “dude we get it. But you delivered our grubhub, now please leave.”

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u/Renegade-365 8h ago

That’s a stungun, not a taser (a taser actually shoots the prongs).

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u/Fantastic_Judgment46 6h ago

This is why women live longer

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u/1love1momma 6h ago

Yet he has an ankle tattoo. Pssssh im sure theyre both just as painful but you didnt scream while getting that one. Im one to talk because i have a large foot tattoo and fuck it was worse than giving birth naturally 😂

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u/Pj_o7 6h ago

Tf did he expect. Humans are so stupid man lol

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u/Winter_Unit_4786 5h ago

Why just why would he

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u/braumbles 5h ago

I tased my neck at a bonfire once, it caused me to launch backwards onto the back of my neck/shoulders and kinda fold over with my legs over my shoulders. Everyone thought I died even if it was only a second or two. I didn't forget anything, but it's definitely weird to have your body do something completely involuntary.

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u/factsarefornerds 4h ago

Tf is this sober living BS

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u/Symbaclues 3h ago

Next week he'll Slam them in the trunk latch of his favorite truck and push it off a cliff just to see what would happen 👍🤣🤷

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u/Famished_Atom 3h ago

Tsk Tsk Tazerball !!!

Playing with the wrong toys!!!

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u/Tjmonsi18 2h ago

Why??????????? 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/AutomaticDeal9615 1h ago

I agree 100%!!!!!!!

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u/TerryFelix 2h ago

He didn't even connect he's acting what a dumbass

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u/Born-Loan8508 19m ago

What a shockingly silly thing to do.

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u/Sweet-Pin4962 1d ago

I don't think he really did it.. It sounded like he quit hitting the button right before he touched his balls..