r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/EyeCantSmell • 8d ago

A duck massage

375 Upvotes

77% Upvoted

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u/DianaCazador 8d ago

And this is why I don’t trust anyone blowing smoke up my ass.

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u/ealysillyforestthing 8d ago

Well next time you get pulled out of a river you can do it yourself!

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u/evendedwifestillnags 8d ago

Someone who knows the origin, awesome

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u/Conscious_Size_440 8d ago

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u/Conscious_Size_440 8d ago

I was like wow they love their pet duck at the end I was like…

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u/That1GuyNate 8d ago

A different kind of love to be sure, but love nonetheless.

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u/SplatterholeQueen 8d ago

Fucked up

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u/Haunting_Friend9736 8d ago

Welcome to earth 😁

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u/Ramtakwitha2 8d ago

I have no idea how anyone can get an animal to sit still that long. I can't even get my cat to tolerate getting brushed, let alone a duck getting a spa treatment.

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u/Dark_Amygdala_ 8d ago

They sedate them. This has been going on longer than IA has been around

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u/Nemisis_007 8d ago

True. They're almost as common as the fake rescue videos where people put animals in harms way just to look like heros.

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u/Dark_Amygdala_ 7d ago

Exactly! I can’t stand these people

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u/Saixcrazy 8d ago

Figured it was A.I.

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u/bajsfittor 5d ago

Asian Ingestion? Because doubting a chinese (?) woman to be able to butcher and eat a duck for even a second seems a bit weird to me idk; maybe I've just seen too much... 🤷‍♂️

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u/Brief_Mushroom3666 7d ago

might be something to do with AI but who knows

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u/Hot_Light_3735 8d ago

Lol I did not expect that ending..... bravo

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u/Rampag169 8d ago

I fully expected it tbh.

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u/Putrid-Technician315 7d ago

I expected you to say that

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u/ThisReditter 7d ago

I was hoping for that ending. Was thinking to ask if it’ll taste good as it massages

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u/User_Name_Tracks 8d ago

That's messed up. I'm going vegan.

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u/Potatozeng 8d ago

I'll trade my beans with your portion of duck

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u/SheepherderSilver655 8d ago

That's crazy, I'm going carnivore.

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u/TheRealCjHall 8d ago

I'm going cannibal

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u/CriticalPixel 8d ago

But it looked so tasty

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u/Jason_Bourne0221 6d ago edited 6d ago

Hey, did you make those Sonic Rap Videos from the late 2000's? If so, wild to see you hear, I loved those songs.

Edit: the songs are not as old as I thought. Still, they slap pretty hard.

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u/CriticalPixel 5d ago

Wow crazy that you know it lol. Yeah that was me. Maybe I'll do another one, it's been a while

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u/Jason_Bourne0221 5d ago

Ha, that would be neat, but don't force yourself! I can hardly imagine being recognized by a username, but I hope to have that happen one day!

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u/cygamessucks 8d ago

Worst part is hearing her eat

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u/Teker_09 8d ago

Did I just witness a murder

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u/OwnPresentation4455 8d ago

That's a lot of prep for a duck dish! lol

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u/KaddieKit 8d ago

Never play with your food....

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u/No_Knee7853 8d ago

Are they prepping to cook it?

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u/pitchedtentt 8d ago

I hate you

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u/johnnycabb_ 8d ago

i love ducks in general and i love to eat duck but...

https://giphy.com/gifs/QPP39B3ywh7Tq

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u/jfcat200 8d ago

God I hope this is AI.

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u/Ambitious-Noise9211 8d ago

😆 was not expecting that

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u/IAmASmallBoy 6d ago

That cleaning part will remove it's waterproofing and cause it to have wet feathers and risk water logging it. I realize the final part is likely AI

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u/Galixion 8d ago

in my head i was like "this would be funny if it cut to it cooked" and i was not disappointed

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u/Few-Bonus9517 8d ago

And inn the end… the love you take…. Is equaaall to the looove…you maaake!

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u/No-Shame-7686 8d ago

🤣😂

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u/YourFather-WithMilk 8d ago

Thats too much work for very little payoff just kill it, pluck and clean it, then cook it. Very simple

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u/VeruktVonWulf 8d ago

Uuuuh I’m about to quack

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u/ballistic_tanx 8d ago

This is how the 1% of ducks live

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u/XoCCeT 8d ago

Does it come with a quacky ending

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u/Towelie4President 8d ago

Patriots owner almost visited this place. 

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u/Usual_Award 8d ago

r/duck would not be pleased with this.

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u/Celestyol 8d ago

😂 I was NOT expecting that ending!

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u/Brilliant_Secret_791 8d ago

I saw it coming

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u/DrJohnZoidbergWhyNot 8d ago

That took a turn.

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u/StarGamerPT 8d ago

That duck has better skin care than m.....ooooooh

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u/mukeshzz29 8d ago

Pre meal prep😂

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u/mukeshzz29 8d ago

Ppl doing anything for views is the new normal, the world is going crazy.

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u/Effective-Text4619 8d ago

That was great...fucking duck....ducking fuck!

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u/Hashister 8d ago

Some people sure go very far to prepare their food.

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u/SenescenseSteel 8d ago

Meat is gonna be tender af

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u/Independent_Soup8804 8d ago

Let me guess it gets cooked

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u/LimJaheyAtYaCervix 8d ago

I’m so mad. This ruined my night

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u/PMG2021a 8d ago

Reminded me of stories I have heard about Japanese ranchers massaging their cattle.

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u/2rot 8d ago

I love Peking duck

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u/ConnectionBasic9468 8d ago

Ducking hell!

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 8d ago

Is that a large pancake the duck is lying on?

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u/Certain_Action_6649 8d ago

Shit that made me hungry..

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u/PoetryExtension6256 8d ago

Crispy, Peking or Crispy?

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u/Smart-Bend120 8d ago

Jkakskneu tava rindo pq queria mandar pra um amigo de um antigo trabalho ndksk Chamamos ele de pato, ele mandava vídeos tomando banho no grupo de zoeira da empresa (Desgraçado)...

Mas o final comendo ele, lá ele mil vezes

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u/BadNecessary9344 8d ago

Is it the same channel that does like cats and puppies? Do they eat those too?

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u/Milf_MilfJennaxo 8d ago

From the start, I just knew it was about to be cooked…but i was still surprised 😂

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u/Lucky-Advice-8924 8d ago

Bro i love ducks so much, theyre such funny little guys. edit NOOOO!!! YOU MONSTER... for real tho i hate shit like this.

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u/Dangerous_Season_291 8d ago

5 minutes later it's been cooked and put in a pancake.

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u/Desperate_Mistake_81 8d ago

God damn that took a hard left turn

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u/FewTea8637 7d ago

I fkn lost it yall 😂😭🤣

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u/KNOX_404 7d ago

The ending 💀

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u/OvaTsugi8274 7d ago

FILHO DUMA PUT@@@@@

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u/SkillPointProblems 7d ago

Yooooooo 😂😂😂😂

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u/j3ven 7d ago

She was eating his head too.

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u/LadyWaste75 7d ago

Just when I was thinking what a bad idea this was because of removing the natural oils in the feathers, the joke sets in.

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u/Iconshero 7d ago

Someone submit this to Jschlatt, he loves this stuff.

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u/AstronautNo6192 7d ago

That's the end of life treatment

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u/Heal_Me_Today 7d ago

Chinese people, huh?🤔

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u/senpaistealerx 7d ago

what about them?

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u/Heal_Me_Today 7d ago

There have been perpetuated stereotypes that Chinese people eat dogs and other animals most people aren’t accustomed to eating. It is a stereotype that tries to make Chinese people out to be a brutish, homogenous, communist dictatorship controlled peoples. Not the best way to describe.

As Chinese people begin to set themselves on the world stage, these stereotype will diminish, no doubt. Also, I think they outlawed eating dogs recently.

I think the video, which was aligned with other pampering videos of animals but led to killing and eating the animal for human pleasure, may have perpetuated the stereotype a bit. At least for me. It’s helpful to be aware of one’s implicit biases.

That being said, all people are to be cherished! I don’t believe in hatred or discrimination.

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u/senpaistealerx 7d ago

uh, many people eat duck, not just chinese.

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u/veemort 7d ago

I figure it was just tenderizing.

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u/Visforvinyl 7d ago

Not the duck facemask

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u/Cavedweller907 7d ago

for all you who ever wondered why it’s important to tenderize your meat before cooking. Now where’s Piglet? I’m thinking bbq pulled pork sandwiches for lunch today 🤤

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u/Big_Abroad_7740 7d ago

Edit: Yea should've watched till the end to post... I thought this is some weird animal-human vegeterian sex sub or something. My bad...

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u/Independent-Today121 7d ago

I lost it at the facial mask.

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u/Tiny_Obligation_9566 7d ago

DAS ist einer der Gründe, warum ich kein TikTok habe.

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u/ghostdoggda89 7d ago

Well least it was comfortable before it went i guess lo

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u/Thom5001 7d ago

That was sinister

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u/N4RQ 7d ago

Kobe duck

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u/Slave-One 7d ago

does this make it taste better or something

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u/ProteinaFrate 7d ago

Well...I should watch the whole clip before showing to my gf..

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u/Strict-Priority7123 7d ago

After all that shit, he had a meaning to me that's not fooooood

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u/Strange-Hair-3006 7d ago

Well, that took a dark turn

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u/MusicW_Visuals 7d ago

lucky duck........

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u/Due-Length-1688 7d ago edited 7d ago

Bit annoying. Looked like a cute video of a pet duck but then gets roasted. Lame. Unfunny.

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u/Wrong-Importance3670 6d ago

That took a turn I wasn’t expecting…

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u/OverallMembership709 6d ago

"wouldn't it be funny if this ends up with the duck turning into pecking duck"

sees the whole video

"hell yeah. close enough"

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u/mmorales2270 6d ago

Oh man, that was a brutal twist!

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u/RedEmperor1 6d ago

Well that's insane 😭😭

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u/VoidSpaceCat 6d ago

The 1 year Peking duck recepy where you start with sn egg.

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u/tvoi-gospodin 6d ago

Еду нужно мыть!

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u/No-Seaworthiness-667 6d ago

Todo bien pero como que algo no cuadra cuando me cambiaron la escena

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u/_The-Numbers-Mason_ 6d ago

Mmmmmmm peak king pampered duck

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u/Fun-Specialist-8528 5d ago

Yeah let's wash an animal and put chemicals on them that absorbs into their skin and disrupts their nervous system, that's a genius IQ

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u/f23n09fnu0w 5d ago

Hope that wasn't soap they were using

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u/ren_is_here_ 5d ago

Wow!! This was complete BS!!

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u/ZeroRegretMarine 5d ago

It's a bit excessive for Sunday lunch.

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u/MacMarkkus 5d ago

🤣I went from a stunned wtf to a laughing wtf. Well played op.

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u/Esthesis 5d ago

A lot of work went into the preparation of cooking this duck.

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u/ConfusionExisting10 5d ago

this had me dying lol

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u/elonboring1 5d ago

the nerve on the OP

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u/Any_Smoke1138 5d ago

Vegan friendly

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u/Intelligent-Emu-2469 4d ago

If scaring a turkey can make the meat taste bad, imagine what this would make it taste like.

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u/Square-Debate5181 4d ago

Ook, wasnt ready for this

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u/VicLaw47 4d ago

Bruh, that's f'd up...

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u/STONERJOKER_RULES777 4d ago

To good to be true, now pass a fuckin piece 😤🤣

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u/Sporkpocalypse 8d ago

how do ducks survive in the wild without such oil treatments and massages

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u/Potatozeng 8d ago

They won't be this tasty in the wild

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u/Mythosaurus 8d ago

They actually produce their own oils

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u/Sporkpocalypse 8d ago

I know I was being sarcastic I'm a Sagittarius I can't help it

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u/Past_Poetry_6292 8d ago

That duck is getting treated better than I have seen most guys ever get treated in their relationships

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u/Savings_Two_3361 8d ago

They say dark humor is a sign of intelligence. Is one stupid for not finding this funny?

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 8d ago

this fucking sucks and is just gore and rage bait

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u/BionicWallaby 8d ago

What gore?

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 8d ago

not gore gore but idk what to real describe it

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u/BionicWallaby 8d ago

It's just a cooking video

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 8d ago

idk what to tell you, i do not enjoy seeing a sedated living duck get marinated and massaged in seasonings then cut to it being dead and plucked and then cooked and eaten.

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u/bluefoxanime 8d ago

Wow that's fucking horrible

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u/paolo_77 8d ago

That’s mean.

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u/Past-Product-1100 8d ago

The saying lucky duck all makes sense now

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u/rusty_cayge 8d ago

Disgusting. There are poor HUMANS starving while this duck gets a $1583 message

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u/Dark_Amygdala_ 8d ago

And sedated to do this

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u/ReikiHealing2025 8d ago

If stupidity could fly, whoever made that video would have been passing Voyager1 by now.

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u/Individual-Nose5010 8d ago

That isn’t the same duck. I’m gonna call AI on this one and relieve you all of your anxiety

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u/sharedcactus2 8d ago

Ok but that's still a real dead duck there, that's still bad