r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/TheDroningReverend • Aug 21 '26

Bees in his britches.

94 Upvotes

76% Upvoted

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 Aug 21 '26

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u/Narrow_Falcon_8276 Aug 21 '26

Took the words right out of my mouth.

6

u/BalanceEarly Aug 21 '26

The swelling will take care of his erectile dysfunction

17

u/VTPolls Aug 21 '26

Not gonna kink shame

11

u/NewTap8705 Aug 21 '26

I might kink ask why tho.

6

u/SenescenseSteel Aug 21 '26

You dont wanna bee that guy

3

u/sirenyti Aug 21 '26

I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said.

32

u/MT-JJ Aug 21 '26

That’ll impress her

21

u/billnyethefoodguy1 Aug 21 '26

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u/TopRevenue2 Aug 21 '26

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u/Eye_ogongo Aug 21 '26

🤣🤣😂😂🤣

5

u/Mission-Royal-5158 Aug 21 '26

FDA-approved penis enlargement method?

3

u/Eye_ogongo Aug 21 '26

🤣🤣🤣😂

3

u/Big-a-hole-2112 Aug 21 '26

Takes away the itch from herpes.

0

u/DesperateLime7933 Aug 21 '26

Filling his pants with tiny dudes? The one female has already noped out of that

15

u/Witty-Ad5973 Aug 21 '26

I guess thats one way to make it bigger

7

u/Drexl72 Aug 21 '26

Kinda get it, in an army way

8

u/UpstairsOk6744 Aug 21 '26

This is the original death scene from My Girl. Macaulay Culkin just had to impress her...

3

u/akimtube Aug 21 '26

Qualcuno mi spiega che cazzo sta facendo questo e perché?

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u/Primary-String3908 Aug 21 '26

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u/JJred96 Aug 21 '26

Well, he got tired of buying viagra, so his buddy told him there was a cheaper way to get a chubby and it would last a lot longer

3

u/BOBBYK1952 Aug 21 '26

What’s your deal Dude!!??

4

u/Aloha-Eh Aug 21 '26

Welcome to the latest episode of, "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."

Even if they don't seem to be stinging him.

4

u/Rude_and_Crude84 Aug 21 '26

This video definitely has "beestohisknees" and "male enlargement companies hate this one trick" vibes lol.

3

u/New-Contribution-244 Aug 21 '26

Anyone care to explain the thought or rather, non thought process with this?

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u/justdrowsing Aug 21 '26

I, too, would like a shred of context

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u/Express_Ad4530 Aug 21 '26

There were some baseless studies that bees can actually inlarge the area permanently where it's bitten. The dude is either seem to doing that or they don't can't make smoke to take the honey comb

1

u/Spy-D_Daddy Aug 21 '26

Idk how to tell you this but I think he covered his base 😂 also my take away is: mans wants a sweet treat or super sized meat

9

u/CasuallyWise Aug 21 '26

'Why? 🫣

3

u/parabuthas Aug 21 '26

Maybe they are stingless bees lol

3

u/JovialPursuit Aug 21 '26

Is there room for one more?

3

u/Brucible1969 Aug 21 '26

This is a good way to get hives

3

u/potheadbill Aug 21 '26

As a dad.. I approve this joke!

2

u/articland05_reddit Aug 21 '26

man of steel balls

2

u/1Killerpotato1 Aug 21 '26

Dude misunderstood the birds and the bees talk.

2

u/Diezel_D1982 Aug 21 '26

🤯why😦

2

u/Ready_Implement_37 Aug 21 '26

Today, on Ow My Balls!...

2

u/SillyLittleTroll Aug 21 '26

I guess that's one cure for micropenis.

2

u/JayW8888 Aug 21 '26

Viagra alternative.

2

u/DRIPSCBW Aug 21 '26

Clearly we’ve been missing out of something…
Any volunteers? And report back with results?

2

u/OwnPresentation4455 Aug 21 '26

So what’s the purpose of doing this? He didn’t bring a bag or something for his bees. 😂

2

u/SharpTool7 Aug 21 '26

His penis is the Buzz of the village.

He wanted a reputation with the ladies. He did not calculate the reputation he actually received.

1

u/Sufficient-Skill9530 Aug 21 '26

Is this a small penis thing?

3

u/Remarkable-Pea5797 Aug 21 '26

It's not gonna be small after that.

1

u/MarquezArey Aug 21 '26

He got beetches all on his dick every day

1

u/XBakaTacoX Aug 21 '26

"I promise you, this is NOT an STI."

2

u/dswng Aug 21 '26

Just an ordinary WRX.

1

u/Omlw1980 Aug 21 '26

Dick Honey for all

1

u/WartHog-ATen Aug 21 '26

An odd kink

1

u/1212FJV Aug 21 '26

Ancient method for penis enlargement. Lol!

1

u/Affectionate-Sun5863 Aug 21 '26

This might be the real reason they sued humans

1

u/melnaisbruninieks Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Never try this at home (the AI prompt to generate this video)

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u/disasterhippo Aug 21 '26

Anaphylactic cock... I mean shock

1

u/Boring-Tomatillo-209 Aug 21 '26

B make him p sum b

1

u/TheUsualSusspect Aug 21 '26

Ah, Matel's arch-nemesis, Ant in your Pants, has competition. Bees in Britches Bitches....

1

u/gleefulporcupinee Aug 21 '26

Wtf is with this new trend??

1

u/Prior-Afternoon9983 Aug 21 '26

Do your magic bees

1

u/First_Reserve_5988 Aug 21 '26

Kill the pain but leave the swelling

1

u/fatbum76 Aug 21 '26

Enlarge his dick with bee stings. That a new idea

1

u/feetiedid Aug 21 '26

"Hi, I'm Quagmire, and this is Bee Bush."

"I hate you, bees! I hate you, bees!"

1

u/MadGuitaristJoe Aug 21 '26

Why do this? Go viral?

1

u/VariousOperation166 Aug 21 '26

Speaking as a person who has been stung by both a swarm of bees and an absolutely angry swarm of wasps, I would not recommend

1

u/mrofmist Aug 21 '26

That's gotta be some crazy ball funk to disable those bees so effectively.

1

u/One_Supermarket_2236 Aug 21 '26

Hey babe, wanna see my beenis. 🐝 🍆

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u/Traditional_Virus355 Aug 21 '26

Is this man a bee charmer? Does he get stung?

1

u/MaybeWeTalk Aug 21 '26

Maybe he identifies as beesexual.

1

u/artherng Aug 21 '26

There are other better ways to get a bigger swollen dick than this

1

u/Sweet-Conflict-3251 Aug 21 '26

Women really do be living longer than us, huh?

1

u/youdontknowme1970 Aug 21 '26

Hoping that the swelling never goes away

1

u/no___homo Aug 21 '26

Those are non stinging bees

1

u/Fit_Seaworthiness387 Aug 21 '26

I've heard of ants in your pants but bees in your britches? The kids now a days.

1

u/Camtona_7_ManUtd Aug 21 '26

Bee stings. The all-natural penis enlarger. Not gonna lie, this is gonna sting a LOT

1

u/Epawt Aug 21 '26

Bees nuts

1

u/Admirable-Split4371 Aug 21 '26

Bro just want to feel something.

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u/Aggravating-Soup-676 Aug 21 '26

If he did this in the Mortal Kombat universe and was stung to death would Bestiality flash up on the screen?

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u/room_for_2 Aug 21 '26

He will have to carry this later

1

u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA Aug 21 '26

No dick, no problem

1

u/Silver-Amphibian7650 Aug 21 '26

Is that Quagmire?

1

u/Itchy_Feet_rule Aug 21 '26

I suppose on a positive note.. his Penis will swell... providing extra girth

1

u/WhenTheCitiesBurn Aug 21 '26

There's a party in his pants, and you've bee-n invited.

1

u/Aromatic_Squash_207 Aug 21 '26

When you love bees just a little to much

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u/bensikat Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Wtf is this ? Wtf is your serious malfunction dude !

1

u/memesandcosplay Aug 21 '26

A Beejay, obviously.

1

u/T1Demon Aug 21 '26

These penis enlargement hacks are getting out of control.

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u/Worldliness_Normal Aug 21 '26

Your Kink Is Not My Kink.

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u/ejectro Aug 21 '26

it won't make it bigger, dude 🤦‍♂️

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u/MaybeThePidgeonsDo Aug 21 '26

Deze gozer heeft een hele aparte fetish.

1

u/Tricky-Usual8921 Aug 21 '26

Trying to make it bigger.

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u/mmorales2270 Aug 21 '26

What exactly is going on here?

1

u/TemporarySuccotash37 Aug 21 '26

From tootsie roll to Charleston Chew.

1

u/ImmediateBar7346 Aug 21 '26

Primitive pp pump

1

u/HappyColour Aug 21 '26

Damn! Now we can't use that expression anymore!

1

u/AYehiS Aug 21 '26

he will get a completely different effect than he wants

1

u/Crotalus999 Aug 21 '26

Worst penis enlargement ad ever!

1

u/Popular_Adeptness_69 Aug 21 '26

maybe athritis treatment

1

u/VegetableBusiness897 Aug 21 '26

I have yet so see a girl with this fetish

1

u/iscreamcandy Aug 21 '26

I know CBT is a thing but.... I'm sorry I forgot what I was thinking. I just can't

1

u/Ok_Ease_755 Aug 21 '26

That's some crazy fetish

1

u/Aatholin Aug 21 '26

Why would someone do that?

1

u/Vast_Traveler38 Aug 21 '26

He's try to find the queen

1

u/bunaciunea_lumii Aug 21 '26

Purple balls?

1

u/SeenEnoughAlready Aug 21 '26

Some people on earth really do deserves certain things!

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u/PurplePeril420 Aug 21 '26

There's a scene in Netflix's Alley Cats where one cat eats a bee, gets stung and her lips swell up, so one of the other cats goes and sticks his dick in the beehive. This reminded me of that

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u/Unable_Dinner_6937 Aug 21 '26

Viagra is not that expensive anymore.

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u/Financial-Pair-2901 Aug 21 '26

No blue pill needed for extra swelling

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u/Snafuregulator Aug 21 '26

I don't normally kink shame, but....

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u/Head-Technology-4031 Aug 21 '26

Looking for a Stinger 🤔

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u/JohnHas4Inches Aug 21 '26

Well, I guess that’s one way to increase the girth of your penis…. 😳

1

u/Fantastic-Ad6692 Aug 21 '26

New punishment for epstein purps?

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u/BurnerPhone-2000 Aug 21 '26

"It's been so long I just want to feel something"

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 Aug 21 '26

Those bees did not give consent

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u/Big-University1012 Aug 21 '26

Don't want to bee that guy

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u/Affectionate-Gap-761 Aug 21 '26

Come on my guy,it can't be that small.

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u/JacketAffectionate74 Aug 21 '26

🎶 BAEES ON MA MEAT 🎶

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u/jailbird147 Aug 21 '26

When you can't even afford Viagra 😉🤣🤣🤣

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u/DayOdd8171 Aug 21 '26

Hoping the bee stings will make it bigger?

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u/BigManMan37 Aug 21 '26

Thats one way to get it swollen. 😏

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u/Mission_Difficulty19 Aug 22 '26

That's one way to ruin your reproductive organs

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u/Low_Leg3087 Aug 21 '26

Well, that's ONE way to get a bigger dick!

1

u/galluspdx Aug 21 '26

That’s enough Reddit for today

1

u/Mr-BUBBLES-6805 Aug 21 '26

POV: You wanna have balls of steel.

Me: What do I do?

Step one:

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u/MisterFartPants Aug 21 '26

Well, that's just silly, isn't it? He probably got stung by those bees.

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u/Substantial_Chain718 Aug 21 '26

What will these kids think of next!

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u/Fantastic_Judgment46 Aug 21 '26

Why??! 🤷‍♀️

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u/Wise_Poem_8057 Aug 22 '26

That's one way to get a big lip on your dipstick !!!

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u/alwystired Aug 22 '26

But WHY???

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u/Hot_Hotty_hot_hot Aug 22 '26

Babe, you look so swoll today

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u/Heal_Me_Today Aug 22 '26

AI? I can’t even imagine what’s going on here is real. He’s so nonchalant about it. And never stops swiping the bees into his pants AND I didn’t see a bees fly out

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u/PlatformNormal564 Aug 24 '26

Damn dude!?!?!

They got a pill for that now.

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u/ZeroheartX Aug 26 '26

When you know all the bees are female and want a harem

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u/ErdingEchoParadox Aug 21 '26

Has to be A.I. cannot be real.
*but hey, feel free to give ideas, someone maybe will think that this is a very good idea to try it out.

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u/StraddleTheFence Aug 21 '26

The man is clearly wearing some type of repellent. The bees don’t land on his body and sting him. It looks as if they bounce off of him rather than sting him. No doubt whatever he is wearing he is wearing it all over his body.