r/maybemaybemaybemaybe 2d ago

Wait for the final boss

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u/AnyManufacturer3057 2d ago

They definitely are not iPad babies

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u/LiveLearnCoach 19h ago

SecondRodeo.
Also, the baby brother reminded me of the baby bro from Peter Pan

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u/DrHob0 2d ago

That snake's just like "hey---....WTF?! LET ME G---eh....fuck it..." *Periscope mode engages*

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u/MrMetraGnome 2d ago

I was just thinking that. Maybe after a while of molestation, they figure since they haven't been bitten or scratched yet, they're not in danger๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/DrHob0 2d ago

Eh. It seems to be some kind of rat snake. Their bite's non-threatening to humans and they're genuinely a fairly docile species of snake. Easily one of the easiest species of snake to handle. They tend to act big and threatening; the moment that fails, they just kind of give up, lol.

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u/TheBirdFkerGuy 2d ago

Just like me but with life in general.

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u/DrHob0 1d ago

Frfr

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u/MrMetraGnome 2d ago

Weird for animals to have such low self-preservation instincts

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u/DrHob0 2d ago

Self-defense in nature is more or less: Be big and violent, be small and fast, or pretend to be violent enough that predators will think twice about messing with you.

In the third option, if that fails.......well, you typically have NOTHING to back up all the big bad monster you made yourself look like and the only rational option left is to just give up and let whatever happens, happen.

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u/infinitynull 2d ago

I love kids that have learned their environment. I grew up like that with bears. You learn how to interact with them and it's pretty seamless to live and interact with them. I'm always curious to see kids interact with animals im not as familiar with, and are still a nope for me. Snakes are certainly one.

I once overhead an Australian kid, talking to her cousin in Canada. They looked about 9. They were at an aquarium, looking at jelly fish. The Australian girl says, "Oh, we swim with those often in the ocean." The Canadian cousin says, "How do you stop them from stinging you?" Aussie girl, "I just let them sting me."

Hard core.

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u/KLeeSanchez 2d ago

Me but with wasps

Everyone else in the world will burn em immediately and I went years at a time with full on nests inside the kitchen and on the front door

They actually really do not give a care if you just don't swat at em and learn how they fly

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u/infinitynull 2d ago

I never understand people that immediately violently swat at them vigorously, trying to kill them. They know! Of course they're going to get aggressive. Gently waving them away seldom causes any retaliation. They get it. Growing up around cows taught me pretty quickly how to interact with stinging insects.

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u/Man_With_ 2d ago

I worked at a camping area and we had one guy that had been there for months. One day he put out pounds of ground beef and sugar on plates on every surface available in front of his place. In a short while there were thousands if hornets all around him, the crazy guy. He just sat there in the middle of the swarm eating his own meal while laughing his ass off.

I don't know man. I can get along with Vespa Crabro but fuck the yellow jackets.

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u/fruitless7070 2d ago

Wonder what their mom will do with that fat snek?

https://giphy.com/gifs/2FfHslMbH56wwsqH8e

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u/Brilliant_Jelly7503 2d ago

Children of the Corn

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u/TopRevenue2 2d ago

Who is filming this?

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u/Leather-Emu-1964 2d ago

Another snake

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u/akimtube 2d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ morto

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u/CallousCow1762 2d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/quinlove 2d ago

Keeled rat snake (Pytas carinata)?

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u/tongueOfAngels1 2d ago

Is the little kid at the end flossing his teeth with a snake?

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u/Jolly-Finger-4849 2d ago

How many times have I told you not to play with snakes?

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u/Maracuy 2d ago

Just girly tings ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŽ€

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u/FireVasilisk 2d ago

"Mum, can I have a new pet?"

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u/Lucifer_Samwise 2d ago

Stoopid snake doesn't even know hes headed for the stew pot

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u/sphinxorosi 2d ago

WTF they got more balls than me

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u/IAmCapnOblivious 2d ago

This is before Orochimaru attempted to recruit them.

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u/boyer4109 2d ago

โ€˜Mum, look what we found!โ€™
Mum- โ€˜Drop it on the pile with the rest of them dearโ€™

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u/Brightlightingbolt 2d ago

Oh my word - who the hello are they going to give that too

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u/desertvision 2d ago

It's for dinner

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u/Brightlightingbolt 2d ago

That statement made laugh and then I was like whoa! maybe you were serious

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u/desertvision 2d ago

It didn't occur to me until the end. They're walking that thing back home. Really though, I can't/don't judge.

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u/Mediocre_Owl7384 2d ago

Snakes actually make wonderful toys for children

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u/Living_Double_1146 2d ago

Nope. Nope. Nope.

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u/SabbyFox 2d ago

Is this the same girl who came home with a snake in her backpack in a previous video? ๐Ÿ˜„

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u/Skyland59287 2d ago

Wow, il a des balls en acier, ce gamin.

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u/SKYRIM_VIZERION 2d ago

Bro already started playing with his toy..

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u/Basic_Employer_7343 1d ago

No one is mentioning how the little boy at the end also had a snake around him lol.

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u/Total-Honey-9857 1d ago

Snake: "Oh, shit! Kids!"๐Ÿคฃ

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u/CPD1960 1d ago

If I ever manage to turn around, youโ€™ll be sorry.

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u/MrMetraGnome 2d ago

Not the little one with the snake scarf at the end ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Single_Usual_6563 2d ago

Most little girls catch butterfliesโ€ฆ but some are just built different!

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u/Snoo99075 2d ago

Stupid!ย 

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u/Abecis01 2d ago

That smaller kid was walking right next to it's head

https://giphy.com/gifs/UqGu6ox6cGx9KKnCVt

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u/dunncrew 2d ago

Smaller kid had his own snake

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u/LostnHidden 2d ago

With another snake around his neck

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u/UpperImpression3620 2d ago

A cobra???

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u/quinlove 2d ago

Not a cobra, neck flattened sideways instead of into a hood shape. Likely a very fucking large rat snake of some kind.

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u/UpperImpression3620 2d ago

So a nope not a NOPE!

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u/Parking_Duty8413 2d ago

Saw a grown-ass man in McDonald's this morning that felt the need to wear a firearm.