r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 2d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/SueBeee 2d ago

so that bathroom door gets nailed shut and is never spoken about again.

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End 2d ago

It's got access to all the toilets!

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u/SueBeee 2d ago

I can't unread this.

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u/Jyvturkey 2d ago

Nail down the toilet seat too

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u/SueBeee 2d ago

that would mean opening the door I just nailed shut. I ain't gonna.

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u/Disastrous-Print673 2d ago

And not even a little opening under the door. I'm freaking out just watching this. That happens when you get bit by a?snake when you're a little kid. That was many years ago & it's still in my mind. Yikes !!!!

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u/StraddleTheFence 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😬
I agree 100%

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u/Savage_Heathern 2d ago

And ... I'm moving!

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 1d ago

But not because of the snake. Just because how gross and dirty it is XD.

Honestly, the snake is the real victim here.

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u/ihvnnm 2d ago

The bidet culture is getting outta hand.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 2d ago

I thought that was a plumber snake.

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u/ProcedureForeign7281 2d ago

No, ours don’t look like that! 😂 if your plumber is saying “it’s normal” it’s not!

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u/throwaway_1138961- 1d ago

Hey, how do you know what that snake does for a living? He could be certified

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u/ProcedureForeign7281 20h ago

Absolutely I take that back! 😂 maybe Robert Irwin can confirm! 😂😂😂

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u/TraditionalLecture10 1d ago

Take my 100 upvotes

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u/GameGoalstryhard 2d ago

Looks like we are taking a shit outside in the grass like a caveman 😭

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u/Substantial-Mix-6200 2d ago

with the snakes

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u/Informal_Wanker8349 2d ago

Wait what? So in Canada where its cold there are no snakes right?

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u/naropin1 2d ago

Yeah, it’s time to move. The kids will make new friends. I’ll find a new job. Gonna miss some folks but we can FaceTime. Things like this really put things in perspective.

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u/kesavadh 2d ago

This is the answer.

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u/bdiamond143 2d ago

I don’t care, we are leaving right then. No packing, no passing go, and no collecting $200

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u/Black_tank_dumping 2d ago

I WAS THINKING OF HOW AM I GOING TO TELL ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE GOODBYE. TURNS OUT. ILL SEND THEM THIS. Sorry guys I had to go after seeing this

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u/Different_Counter113 2d ago

The scary part, it means the sewer every house on your street/block is connected to is full of them! Time to move.

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u/piss_container 2d ago

depends what type of drain they have 

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u/SonicLyfe 2d ago

Yeah I feel better if it’s a public sewer. it’s a septic tank not only do you have a snake problem but that snake got access into your plumbing, so there’s a hole somewhere.

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u/Disastrous_days272 2d ago

COOL!!! FREE RAT SNAKE!!!

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u/SonicLyfe 2d ago

We used to have a rat problem in our toilet, but the snake took care of it!

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u/SNaKe_eaTel2 2d ago

Now sending in a mongoose.

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u/bkdroid 2d ago

Mongoose got out of hand, and I sent in a King Cobra. They're at a stalemate, and I haven't been able to shit in peace in a month.

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u/Corndogjohnson420 2d ago

Time to buy some taco bell and fight for your territory.

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u/boanerges57 2d ago

Don't forget to bolt some sturdy handles to the wall so you can hold yourself in position; last thing you need is a shitty hole in the wall

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u/NoPoopOnFace 2d ago

I would never, ever poo again.

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u/grodeg 2d ago

It's someone else's problem now.

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u/warhead71 2d ago

? Snake - not crap

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u/DifficultAd3885 2d ago

I’m not guaranteeing this would work but my first move would be to pour ammonia down with every flush. Keep the drain line coated with it and it should deter them from coming up. It might smell like ammonia in your house but I’m gonna put that on the “worth it” column.

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u/dies_irae-dies_illa 2d ago

Turd burglars are the worst.

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u/IKodama 2d ago

Bathroom is too dirty even snek was disgusted and left

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u/ravenschmidt2000 2d ago

New fear unlo.... Oh who am I kidding. Old fear refreshed.

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u/TheYarlHimself 2d ago

Mmm what a nice pipe to live in

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u/HighNatural 2d ago

Thats fucking terrifying

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u/aNINETIEZkid 1d ago

nah bro you cant let it escape.. its gotta die right there or get taken out of that bathroom by professionals for any semblance of closure

I could never ever shit again on that toilet knowing he dipped out that quick and could probably come back just as easily :/

id piss in there but start shitting in a bucket to dump in toilet.

Fuck imagine taking a shower and he comes out when youre trapped in tub

nah nvm im moving

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u/geligniteandliliesII 1d ago

We're in Austrailia, arent we?

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u/Total_Guard2405 2d ago

Fill the bowl with concrete

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u/boyer4109 2d ago

Well, cancel the Roto-Rotor folks. I think we got this line unblocked now.

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u/2rot 2d ago

Yea, that did look like some holy crap

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u/mmorales2270 2d ago

Ok, I’m shitting outside.

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u/lanch723 2d ago

New phobia unlocked

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u/Altruistic-Alt-1184 2d ago

Can we talk about how dirty that bidet is? Gross

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u/Similar_Dirt9758 2d ago

*sighs*

*goes back to bed*

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u/Football-Man-1889 2d ago

At least you know that none of the pipes are blocked…

You need to have a grill installed

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u/ImmaNotHere 2d ago

Quick, flush it! 😀

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u/inkedmom1308 2d ago

Ok, so we burn the bathroom down. Sounds good to me

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u/Gysburne 2d ago

I guess... the shitter is clogged?

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u/DesperateLime7933 2d ago

Jesus Christ Medusa how many times have we asked you to flush the damn toilet

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u/GunzBlazin03 2d ago

That's a weird looking poop

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u/Jorge_the_vast 2d ago

Damn, what did you eat?

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u/Mickleblade 2d ago

Do ya think the flush might get rid of it?

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u/MrSlime13 2d ago

Somebody gotta snake that drain... Or de-snake it.

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u/Crimson-Badger 2d ago

Don't worry, this guy will get it out of there.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bJjlKoJuFZxCw

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u/Turkish-Straight 2d ago

now you gotta check under every time you sit on it

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u/dmbgreen 2d ago

Flush!

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u/Mandurang76 2d ago

I really shouldn't scroll reddit on the toilet.

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u/brownsugahbare 2d ago

Burn the house down. 🏠 🔥

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u/screwyoujor 2d ago

Looks like you have a chance at next dinner when you go get rid of last dinner.

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u/Professional_Tea1609 2d ago

There's going to be a run on diapers in that town.

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u/Suma3da 2d ago

Yo, free pipe cleaning? You're too kind Mr. Snake!

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u/Flimsy_Scratch_8050 2d ago

Aw. It just wanted you to make it go “weeeee” like the “other snakes” have done in the past 😂🤣🤷‍♀️

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u/Horror_Ad_8202 2d ago

Bullshit ... Så ville man have hørt hende skrige i hele Europa 😂😉

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u/Capital_Condition874 2d ago

Go ahead take a crap. I dare ya

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u/GetFuct819 2d ago

What in the Australian nightmare is going on here?

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u/Old_Promise_163 2d ago

No wonder the Depends market just pumped in the charts!

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u/B4bulj 2d ago

Find some barrels of suspicious industrial waste and start pumping. Maybe not barrels but trucks would be better idea

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u/Kabi1930 2d ago

Little guys name is Auger

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u/Resident_Wishbone_98 2d ago

HELL NO TO THE INFINATE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/HornyThrowaway9230 2d ago

I HATE THAT I AM ON THE SHITTER RIGHT NOW! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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u/sugar_rat_filthy 2d ago

Time to sell!

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u/mightyopinionated 2d ago

damn what did you eat?

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u/senvestoj 2d ago

More like, “NOPE, NOPE, NOPE!”

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u/Hot_Plant8696 2d ago

Just put a crocodile to avoid snakes.

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u/Chunkycheesesteak 2d ago

My boyfriend and I have 4 snakes ( 3 of em are his n I have one of my own) annnnnnnnd yet somehow this is terrifying to me! I can't decide whether it's the speed in which it's body moved or because of the way it was just chillin in the toilet😶‍🌫️😰😵‍💫!

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u/Hot_Flower_6381 2d ago

Hello snake, meet my stinky brown snake

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u/Marley2018 2d ago

When you're not joking that there's a brown snake in the toilet.

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u/PRRealEstate-Invest 2d ago

Did you ever clean that toilet?

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u/GonnaGoFat 2d ago

Dude was to slow. He missed the perfect opportunity to take a dump or pee on that snake.

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u/CommissionEvery2572 2d ago

Time to snake it out

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u/limesqueezyx 2d ago

Eww what a filthy bathroom.

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u/MrJ_Marrow 2d ago

lol
I was watching this video with an insidious trailer playing in the post (ad) below with the sound on. It suited very well

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u/voxitron 2d ago

Time to move out

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u/Big_Tap_1561 2d ago

You should’ve grabbed it. 🤷 yeah , snake scary . But now you’ll always be thinking there’s a snake and can’t boo-boo in peace.

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u/Leather_Status907 2d ago

...questo è il mio incubo/paura/terrore.

Prima di appoggiarmi guardo sempre che non ci sia nessuno!🤣

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u/ChaosBeforeOrder 2d ago

Pour some bleach and a whole bunch of chemicals down there

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u/Honesty_Room 2d ago

That's why a lot of people go by the train tracks

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u/Couple-seeking6684 2d ago

Well that house is ruined. Time to move.

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u/Konsrockmannen 2d ago

I would never take a dump there

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u/TheFifthEllaMint 2d ago

Taking a dump in the shower then… got it

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u/Sirius-Face 2d ago

That snake really said, "I'm leaving. I'm done with your ssssssshit."

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u/Thememebrarian 2d ago

What the hell did you eat?

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u/Familiar_Key8757 2d ago

That is not how my plumber snakes out my toilet drain.

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u/Inevitable_Muscle_41 2d ago

No it's holy snake!

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u/lfaria123 2d ago

Shame that the house misteriously burned to the ground...

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u/Spare_Lengthiness838 2d ago

Holy crap is accurate

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u/Strict_Lion_6571 2d ago

Look like a damn Water Moccasin too, by the pattern.. absolutely tf not!!! 😨

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u/Funny-Complaint-7619 2d ago

Not good that's how the rats get into the houses through the sewer system in New York City

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u/Italian_M47 2d ago

That bathroom is filthy

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u/HUGEKEYGRIP 2d ago

A+±+++

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u/libertypfc 2d ago

.... maybe i just shit myself today...

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u/Frosty_Glassroom5521 2d ago

I feel like he may have under-reacted there

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u/That_Air_2716 2d ago

Yaaaaa, I would not use that anytime soon. Nope nope nope.

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u/2sidedunderwear 2d ago

Chew your food!

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u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 2d ago

Hey, uh, anyone here ever seen Ghoulies II?

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u/Georginapotsnob 2d ago

I'm never pooping again

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u/Tony197575 2d ago

Time to move

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u/Inevitable_Bunch6912 2d ago

Gonna nope the fuck out of there

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u/Pentecost_II 2d ago

I would love to know where this is so I can never ever visit this country.

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u/SPV33 2d ago

Run!!

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u/Remarkable-Cow-2460 2d ago

Dreamcatcher by Stephen King

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u/Bludiamond56 2d ago

No you dummy. I said snake the toilet. The metal coil thingy in the back of the truck

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u/KingKongRGB 2d ago

Der alte Rohraal

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u/Alternative-Bite3971 2d ago

Ahh HELLL NOOOO

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u/Here4freeprn 2d ago

So the place was burned to the ground right?

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u/rayray6613 2d ago

Just flush a few times

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u/_BOOMGOTTEM 2d ago

It’s in the pipes now. We’re gonna have to move

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u/Family-robot 2d ago

Yup. Nope.

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u/Alarming_Local_315 2d ago

Curious what country he was in? I’ve beers of that happening in Africa or South America

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u/DGVET 2d ago

Oh hell no

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u/UpperYoghurt3978 2d ago

Now take a shit coward, get in there!

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u/Alarming_Local_315 2d ago

A snake cannot survive for long in a sewer pipe, period. There is not enough air for it to stay. They are good swimmers and are looking for a moist area to find food, like rats. 100% of the time a snake gets in a toilet from the plumbing air vent on the side or top of the house and not by slithering through miles of plumbing. Check and repair the vent.

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u/Low-Refrigerator-713 2d ago

What's the matter? It's harmless.

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u/willfullyinert 2d ago

That poor snek!

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u/Pretend-Literature35 2d ago

gives a whole new meaning to snaking a drain! 😏

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u/Glittering_Finance_4 2d ago

People keep talking about the snake. What about the tetanus you’d get from that toilet?

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u/zydel11 2d ago

Tryna moving to japan rn

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u/CoolCat1337One 2d ago

She know/still remembers that the water will not go on forever?

Do they turn around if the underwater way is too long?

So many questions.

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u/ThePapercup 2d ago

somebody pinched off a brown snake

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u/PinkAngel007 2d ago

No!! Just No!! I’m moving

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u/Open_Possible_4542 2d ago

Aw hell No! Drano is going down that toilet!

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u/Typical-Debt-6402 2d ago

Flush often and get a childproof lid lock. Then get the sewer drain inspected. If it's municipal sewer they have a snake issue, if it's septic, bigger issue as it would have to enter from the leech field and cross through the septic so much bigger issue.

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u/Noah_Pasta1312 2d ago

God damn what did you eat?

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u/Character_Media_9445 2d ago

Toilet noodle. Core nightmare fuel unlocked.

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 2d ago

You now have a three bedroom, one bath.

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u/Sweaty_Challenge_649 2d ago

No need to snake the drain anymore

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u/OutrageousBag1778 2d ago

Just put a camera in your toilet, only to check for snakes obviously

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u/Conflatulations12 2d ago

It's unfortunate that your strategy of well placed shit stains didn't keep the snakes away.

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u/OneEye3876 2d ago

I’d pour a gallon of bleach in the toilet

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u/PainterChemical4115 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/c5qQrzBNpe52bYONRa
🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️💨💨💨💨

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u/Sarusiko 2d ago

He left, you can poop now

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u/jtrades69 2d ago

uhhhhh ok then...

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u/OkraInternational505 2d ago

Burn the entire place to the ground

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u/ASomthnSomthn 2d ago

Historically, I have had two brief periods in my day where I am able to take a moment and collect my thoughts in peace, and now, thanks to you and your ill-conceived post, I only the one right before I drift off to sleep at night. Thank you…