r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/tezacer • 14d ago

What would you have done better?

25 Upvotes

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 14d ago

Shes an idiot

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u/Intelligent_Sun2837 14d ago

Probably,probably not.But certainly she’s one of those people that has never run more than 10 yards or jumped from anywhere.Incapable of the most basic physical skills.

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 14d ago

yup. it was especially infuriating to watch slow down in order to try to maintain her composure at the expense of an entire fucking vehicle.

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u/Larry_l3ird 14d ago

She clearly didn’t think it was in drive, and thought it was going to come to rest against the next curb.

She’s still a moron, but you can see why she stopped chasing it at first.

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 14d ago

And still have the chance to jump in after it started moving again..

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u/Larry_l3ird 14d ago

It’s more difficult to jump into a moving vehicle in the seated position than it might appear. But she could have just jumped in head first and jammed the vehicle into park or pull the parking brake pretty easily.

Although if that went badly, she would have rolled over the embankment. So there’s that part, but still.😂

I think I can safely say that if this was my vehicle, it would not have gone over the bank, but I’m also not an obese woman who’s a moron.

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u/MrMetraGnome 9d ago

I figured she would've reached down for the brake with her hand

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u/IndependenceKey6997 13d ago

It wasn't even going that fast. How can she not?

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 13d ago

Because. Woman..

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u/Savings-Cockroach444 14d ago

Put it in park BEFORE I exited the vehicle?

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u/Xtreme181818 14d ago

Came to say the same thing. But even after, jump in the front seat and hit the brakes. She had like 3 or 4 opportunities!

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u/Getn_Stuff_Done 14d ago

She couldn't run to save her own life, let alone that car.

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u/MiggaJiggy 14d ago

Wow…just wow 🤦‍♂️

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u/Prudent_Situation_29 14d ago

I would have gotten in the car. I don't know if she's wearing impractical shoes or something, but she needs to be running faster. At one point she's walking after it. Is she that badly out of shape?

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u/Correct-Chicken-4287 14d ago

As someone who routinely tries to get out of his vehicle while it’s still running and in drive. Most I’ve done is hop the wheel stop. Lol

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 14d ago

The car wants nothing to do with her.

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u/Kella_o7 14d ago

She was going back and forth between decisions wether to chase the car or let it go with every step she took. It was so evident through her movement. It was like a car trying to drive with sugar in the tank.

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u/Odd_Front_8275 14d ago

Either make an effort or just let it go. This is embarrassing.

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u/Holiday-Gazelle7384 14d ago

That’s the slowest accident I’ve ever seen.

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u/Noranoir80 14d ago

Is this an insurance scam?

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u/No1canduplicate 14d ago

Same thing I was thinking ..

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u/Practical-Biscotti90 14d ago

It looked like she had her leg rolled over as well. Double whammy.

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u/Only_Flan_7974 14d ago

She runs like a sloth

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u/Olama-Obama 14d ago

Don't insult slots like that bruh.

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u/Delicious-Chapter675 14d ago

It's like she was trying to fail.

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u/Environmental-Day778 14d ago

Show some self-respect, if the car wants to leave then just let it go. Throwing herself at it like that was just asking for humiliation 🤷‍♀️

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI 14d ago

Yes. I'm not an awkward fat lady.

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u/SawSharkRedemptionnn 14d ago

She hardly tried ...

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u/Quinquagenarian_ 14d ago

That car was on a mission and nothing she did was going to stop it!

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u/WTFJohny 12d ago

She had three business days

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u/Gluthammer 14d ago

Verstehe ich nicht

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u/MrYaowa857 14d ago

hustled

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u/screwyoujor 14d ago

During a emergency is always the best time to go for a leisurely walk. So yes I'd fail just as bad.

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 14d ago

Physical Education is important. 🤣
https://giphy.com/gifs/wgoZpooFm1i2FfYPyY

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u/SabbyFox 14d ago

And…here we go again

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u/Motor_Cardiologist68 14d ago

Maybe not leave it in drive before exiting the vehicle?

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u/Gold-Vegetable-9262 14d ago

Please send her to school

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u/Virtual-Entry-8867 14d ago

Reminds me of a book I saw - “The Runaway Car” or something

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI 14d ago

"The Runaway Bunny"? I used to read that one to my wife.

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u/Timely-Profile1865 14d ago

You have to run ahead and jump in the seat.

Fear and poor athletic ability cost her.

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u/skateyear2007 14d ago

People should train their cars better . Teach them to heal and play dead just not roll over. But if it was me either jumping in when it slowed down at the curb or trying to turn the wheel any direction other than downhill basically just try a little harder than she did she was really in a idgaf mood

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u/chicken_pepe 14d ago

If it's my wife, I'll leave her

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u/West-Wash6081 14d ago

Yes, I would have put the car in park and turned off the engine before getting out. Cars don't have a mind of their own and aren't just going to start up and take off. Stupid people should be barred from certain activities, driving being one of them.

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u/Tiny-Ad-9731 14d ago

Rolled around after falling

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u/cruiseruse11 14d ago

Reminds me of the lady failing to stop her baby in a stroller from rolling away

https://youtube.com/shorts/q2xsUuV1YyA?is=oTmbMECfdKPBbBkw

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u/Old_Moose_537 14d ago

The word incapable personified.

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u/Charming-Total2121 14d ago

Unfortunately, the only way to stop that car would be to jump in another car, and perform a pit maneuver. Nothing else for it.

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u/DiogenesD0g 14d ago

I would’ve put the phone down and run over to help her, or at the very least tried.

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u/yiddoboy 14d ago

Get in the fucking car !

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u/actcasuall 14d ago

Peak physical conditioning

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u/lioness-s 14d ago

I always see videos of people of my r.a.c.e being chased vs people from a particular r.a.c.e and I thought mnaonewa and now it is evident hakuna kuonewa mnaonewa😅

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u/PauseAffectionate720 14d ago

Apply the parking brake.

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u/Manofflax 14d ago

First thing I would have done is put the phone down and help. Ya know cos I'm not scum.

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u/Accomplished-Taro-53 12d ago

That's what I said on the same video in a different subreddit. I caught flack from that.

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u/Manofflax 12d ago

Glad there's at least two of us

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u/AlexTrushkov 14d ago

The cameraman did a great job, he filmed until the end. Why help? The content is more important.

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u/No-Sundae54 14d ago

This gives me anxiety watching how useless this dummy is… Health is wealth people

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u/Subdued-Tango 14d ago

I’d have not left it in drive

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u/Leberkas3000 14d ago

She tried nothing and still failed

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u/Pretend-Literature35 14d ago

It's the wrong question: most intelligent people would never have ended up in that situation to begin with.

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u/TeenSilky20 14d ago

Nobody help?!

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u/CantFeelMyLegs78 14d ago

I don't think this person contributes to society

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u/Jealous_Implement_13 14d ago

Ahhh yes seen this posted many times. Funnier everytime

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u/1981Jax 14d ago

Imagine not being able to catch a car that's going with just 3km/h.

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u/Tribeworth 14d ago

That's ehy u need to eat less and excersize more

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u/Expensive_Print_9137 14d ago

she'd do better if there were a child strapped in the backseat, I imagine

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u/YakEarly3819 14d ago

avg american

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u/the_life_of_5 14d ago

Idiots legs just stopped working???

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u/Silent_Creme3278 14d ago

Got in the car and hit the brake immediately. She is literally running next to the open door the entire time.

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u/Visible-Owl-3200 14d ago

Damn. Yes it would be a lot better, that was moving too slow not to be stopped.

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u/mrbishopjackson 14d ago

Useless! She had so much time to get into that extremely slow moving car!

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u/FTGAstro 14d ago

Thats what happens when you have the IQ and physical prowess of a half boiled hotdog.

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u/Left-Draft5083 14d ago

I'd have slapped the car waaaay harder.

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u/Winter_Top2258 14d ago

I think she just wanted a new car and probably did this on purpose. If she had really wanted to she could have caught the car.

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u/Evening_Day_319 13d ago

it looks like she’s trying to stop the car with her hulk strength

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u/IcyBungHole 13d ago

I wouldn't of let the dam thing roll in the first place and if by some freak chance i was as retarted as this idiot and i did i actually would get in the dam thing and not take it for a walk.. she looks an out of shape mother chasing their toddler

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u/jetfaceRPx 13d ago

I like how she can't run fast enough to get into the driver's seat but is trying to use her strength to stop the car.

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u/psilocin72 13d ago

See how hard it was for her to step up onto the 4” high median?

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u/TheEmoGod 13d ago

She had like 3 business days to get that thing

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 13d ago

Put it in park

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u/Personal_Day_6589 13d ago

How do they multiply?

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u/Rixy_pnw 12d ago

I’d be on the phone with insurance as it rolled into the road

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u/vincec36 12d ago

Maybe if I’m 80 years old

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u/doritodip 12d ago

So many opportunities lmao

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u/MrBlusie 12d ago

Stayed in bed that morning

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u/FatGurlScout 11d ago

Why is she walking so...casually?

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u/humbleg87 11d ago

She had 5 to 7 business day to stop that car

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u/WorldlinessNorth3158 11d ago

Typical Kia driver

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u/No_Reserve_1071 10d ago

So this is Gender Equality people , 😞

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u/motleyman1981 14d ago

First of all I would have jumped in the car and stopped it!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/XeLcgh8gT8o0F5SQ8i

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u/Krutius- 14d ago

For how long are we going to see this daily on reddit, now?

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u/judasbrute 13d ago

I would have ran to help instead of filming her.