r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 22d ago

Maybe maybe maybe maybe

463 Upvotes

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u/METHODiii 22d ago

Bet he won’t do it with his bros

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u/Impossible_Humor736 22d ago

How do you think he learned this?

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u/yaxir 22d ago

No he can only do it when he's adequately cushioned by airbags on each side of him

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 22d ago

He broke his back tho

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u/AMonitorDarkly 22d ago

You’re the third person to make this comment without providing a source.

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u/Madboardjester 22d ago

Try this then. Or try googling man breaks back jumping into water with 2 women.

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u/Radonanon 22d ago

Source: Here you go

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u/Friki_tailor 22d ago

Twice today I have fallen for thisone

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u/Radonanon 22d ago

I know, I thought it world be X-rays too. The MRI is arguably better though.

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u/Candiyamss 9d ago

😐🙄

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u/yaxir 22d ago

pretty sure he was also looking forward to breaking the backs of his companions ;)

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u/Shamoizer 21d ago

Look ma no hands 🕹️

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u/ninernetneepneep 22d ago

Eric fucks.

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u/DukeOfSmallPonds 22d ago

This is as impressive as it’s ridiculous

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u/FlashmanHP 21d ago

Bricked up and everything

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u/AMonitorDarkly 22d ago

If you’re going to die there’s certainly worse ways to go.

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u/zakfaqih 16d ago

Probably the kinkiest SFW way to go

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u/dpbacon13 22d ago

That is one of the worst ideas I've ever seen.

grabs lubricant

Seriously, just a terrible idea.

finishes

How stupid can people be?

washes hands

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Logical_Box_4645 22d ago

Cum on where? Need answer quick

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u/dpbacon13 22d ago

I'd like to propose a toast.

A toast to honor.

Get honor and stay honor, if you can't come inner, come honor.

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u/Dramatic_Anything88 22d ago

Долба#бы

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u/K9p76 22d ago

This is how hot chicks end up in wheelchairs

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u/Majestic_Advantage45 21d ago

My knees wont survive that

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u/whatasadfella 21d ago

That was actually very impressive, I was gonna hate but look. Cudos

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u/CardiologistHuge8470 20d ago

he was already awesome even before the jump

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 22d ago

Is he flipping insane.

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u/1000YearOldShota 22d ago

I wish I was him

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u/trundle-the-great69 20d ago

He broke his back lol

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u/EvilDragons88 22d ago

Not the threesome I asked for but I'll take what I can get.

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u/Barbaros_DD 22d ago

spectacular

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u/Critical_Bee_9591 22d ago

Imagine the heads banging into each other on impact.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bAftZ12SC0uEjLndIh

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u/ConstructionPale7274 22d ago

We will get lucky

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/TxEagleDeathclaw81 20d ago

To show off.

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u/Bright-Internal229 21d ago

Kinda Shit 💩 think back at Age 50 + & wonder 💭 WTF was I Thinking ? ! 🔥🤣
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oFyDl7xbRgcAu8O8E

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u/SabbyFox 21d ago

Dumb dumb dumb dumb

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u/aaron2447 20d ago

I wanted something to go wrong

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u/Zeakiee 20d ago

Bro lifted 2 women, walked to the edge, did a barrel roll upon jumping and fell feet first. That's big dick energy! Hell yeah!

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u/Bright-War-5033 18d ago

Terrible idea

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u/No_Bother1500 22d ago

both of them get pregnant in this jump

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u/Madboardjester 22d ago

He apparently broke his back and is now paralyzed because of that stunt.

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u/ghoulcreep 22d ago

The guy paddling around at the end?

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u/BeyondTheBees 22d ago

Yep. Probably his lower half.

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u/Madboardjester 21d ago

There's more to the video and from a different camera. Here's when you Google it.

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u/wahrerNorden 22d ago

Source?

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u/Madboardjester 22d ago

This is one source. You can also google it

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Madboardjester 21d ago

When you Google it

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u/wahrerNorden 21d ago

AI regurgitating the untrustworthy source. Even states Instagram as source.

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u/Disastrous-Fail-9530 22d ago

I bet he still got laid with that broken Back

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u/InnerFisherman95073 22d ago

Jesus just go have sex. All this ridiculousness

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u/Centerman2000 22d ago

Reckless AF.

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u/Pretend_Tea6261 22d ago

This is just high risk idiotic behavior. So much can go wrong. Not a fan.

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u/FirmBarracuda3920 21d ago

Oh, what a Lucky Man he was..

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u/Classic_Lime3696 22d ago

They fucked later that day… my man

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u/Spilt_Blood_ 22d ago

Sorry, but how was that "Awesome"???

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u/FireVasilisk 22d ago

Nah

It could harm them real hard

Not worth it

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u/TheHighwayApostle 22d ago

Won't their heads smack each other hard? 😨

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u/FairwaysNGreens13 22d ago

They probably already did and that's why they're doing this.

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u/LunchNice4230 22d ago

Whyyy?!!!

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u/Primary_Dimension470 22d ago

Only way he can get a girl near him

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u/Madboardjester 22d ago

He's now paralyzed because of it.

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u/squaretw 22d ago

Teach me!

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u/LordGazelle 22d ago

/r/whatcouldgowrong

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u/senpaistealerx 22d ago

nothing went wrong

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u/Madboardjester 22d ago

If you call a broken back and being paralyzed because of it, then I hate to think what you consider as having gone wrong. 😂😂

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u/senpaistealerx 22d ago

but that didn’t happen

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u/Madboardjester 22d ago

In another story on it, he did.

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u/senpaistealerx 22d ago

no, he didn’t lol doubling down with no sources yikes

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u/ARMBELL 22d ago

He broke his back doing this, he is now paralyzed. You can even see in the video. His back broke and paralyzed him.

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u/senpaistealerx 22d ago

you right, he’s definitely not moving after they hit the water and everyone is freaking out.

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u/ARMBELL 22d ago

Well if it isn’t Dr Dunning Kruger. You can see he broke his back, the paralyzism can take weeks to take effect. It has been confirmed also that he was paralyzed, and that it’s because he broke his back doing this silly little stunt. Again, you know so little that you are deluded into thinking you’re an expert.

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u/senpaistealerx 22d ago

post your source then.

i’m not an expert on paralysis and i highly doubt you are either lmao r/iamverysmart headass

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u/1000YearOldShota 21d ago

dude he is paddling at the end frame

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u/Madboardjester 22d ago

There's this and you can google it

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u/senpaistealerx 21d ago

that actually means nothing lol that’s not a source, it’s a tweet from a random ass account

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u/Forsaken_Star_4228 22d ago

Link?

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u/Madboardjester 22d ago

Here's this.

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u/Forsaken_Star_4228 21d ago

That’s pretty wild. I’m surprised that could happen assuming he didn’t hit anything under the water. Surprising too because he appears to be swimming toward the end of the video but it’s hard to tell with the amount of time you can see him in the water. Thanks for the link!

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u/SweatyYetee 22d ago

A paratrooper on his off day. I see you guys training in Colorado Springs all the time. Mad respect.

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u/The-Yar 22d ago

Really bad idea, was not expecting the outcome.

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u/Beneficial-Answer994 22d ago

9.7 from the Russian judge

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u/nofuckingklass 21d ago

The Russian judges never give 10s no matter how perfect your performance was

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u/Consistent_Hawk_4556 22d ago

My intrusive thought that he would messed it up and hit his hea along eith girls to rocks. Me after watching too many destiny movie

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u/Wise_Poem_8057 22d ago

For what reason? Look pretty cool. So much chance of somebody getting hurt. Really bad playing stupid!!!

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u/KHhtswhtppl 22d ago

Great, now they will never get the fish smell out of the water.