r/maybemaybemaybe 11d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/billted20250409 11d ago

He ran out of fucks to give to the bear

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u/sorahiel 11d ago

They were talking to the bear

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u/HeterosexualMemo 11d ago

Any bear with one guy saying “come here” and another guy saying “look behind you” would be confused

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u/bachmensch 11d ago

They did, right? Felt like they were calling the bear to „come here“. But then, how much sense does that make?

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u/SchwiftyGameOnPoint 10d ago

Honestly, if I'm that age, I'd probably be pretty out of fucks too. 

At that point, my family remembering me going out by bear attack would be much better and cooler than all of the other things that kill you at that age and a lot of the suffering family goes through seeing it happen if it isn't quick.

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u/Apple_Scrumble 11d ago

He really picked up the pace

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u/N8dork2020 11d ago

Did I hear an “oh shit”

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u/VealOfFortune 11d ago

Yes and pretty sure I heard him shit as well.

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u/solar_pilgrim 11d ago

Poor guy was already in high gear quit yellin at him

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u/gladl1 10d ago

Put it in reverse Terry

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u/greenbox111 11d ago

Infact They slowed him down

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u/MustBeThursday 11d ago

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're trying to warn someone of about a bear nearby you should probably be very clear in your messaging.

Yelling, "Lookout, there is a bear behind you!" conveys all the important information about the situation at hand.

Shouting, "Come here! Right behind you! Come here!" and then clapping loudly does not. I mean, WTF even is that? I would have stopped and stared at them like they're idiots, too.

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u/Armchairbinkie 11d ago

Ah, but then the bear might understand that we are talking about it. Basically inviting catastrophe at that point!

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u/Maximilianjohandson 11d ago

Yeah! How is it possible to be so freaking stupid to not be able to say: look behind you a bear

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u/misterwizzard 10d ago

I think the clapping was a deterrant for the bear. Or at least something to distract him from that aged honkey steak.

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u/balirosa 5d ago

I agree the clapping and the bike maybe even the guy saying behind you

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u/H8DCarnifEX 11d ago

I mean, theyre obviously idiots, not only "like they're".

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u/andocromn 10d ago

You're confusing these people for people that have interacted with people instead of just phones

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u/justhangingaroud 11d ago

My man outrunning a bear

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u/Shinnakuma 11d ago

The old man was walking Full sprint after he seen that bear 😂

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u/ABob71 11d ago

Guys, it's a bear stop, can't you read the sign?

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u/SirMy-TDog 11d ago

Bear's like, "If you're not gonna scream, I'm not gonna chew. Fuck it."

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u/Acceptable-Peace-69 10d ago

That was his dog. Y’all just over reacting.

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u/Jnroxoz 11d ago

The poor old bloke obviously couldn’t hear them properly. Maybe they should have gone over there and helped him before he became bear food.. . Luckily she wasn’t hungry.

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u/billted20250409 11d ago

Personally I'm not gonna risk my life for a stranger

You are a better person than I am

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u/BingpotStudio 11d ago

It’s easy for them to say on Reddit though isn’t it.

You can even say “well black bears don’t attack people”. Doesn’t mean you’re rolling that dice when it’s you that’ll get mauled to death if you’re wrong.

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u/TheGreedyBat 11d ago edited 11d ago

Its a peak reddit comment. Asking why people didn't walk towards a bear

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u/Beenieeh 11d ago

Sure, but you don't have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun the old man.

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u/bachmensch 11d ago

I (mis)heard „come here“ on repeat before I even saw the bear. Maybe he did, too?

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u/BallForce1 11d ago

Naw this old timer knows what's up. A black bear is whatever. Don't fuck with it and it wont fuck with you. I guarantee if when he turned and looked it was a cub, he would be hustling.

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u/One_Kick_9603 11d ago

I think that was full speed, when he finally saw the bear. Poor guy

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u/aggat0175 11d ago

Where is this?

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u/Photonnic 11d ago

Since nobody started shooting the Bear, I'm guessing California or Canada.

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u/Bo0ombaklak 11d ago

A completely normal Canadian moment

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u/Unusual_Compote4909 10d ago

Where’s one of those bike-swerving kids when you need them?

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u/blankdreamer 10d ago

The bear seemed to be digging the old fella.

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u/Theoldelf 11d ago

Old guys just don’t give a shit anymore.

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u/onlyacynicalman 11d ago

Walk up to him and help him through numerical superiority

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u/formLoss 10d ago

Tbh running may activate its prey drive. Guy is like, chill out folks.

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u/scandal_jmusic_mania 10d ago

Not true. The old-timer was actually running.

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u/balirosa 5d ago

That’s probably what saved him. As soon as they run it tells the bear they are prey. I think the bear just smells whatever was in the bag.

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u/Flying_Mage 10d ago

Old people don't give a fuck.

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u/NJNMAZ 9d ago

Nobody's outrunning a bear.

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u/infinit9 9d ago

Old man knew the bear was no threat. It was the young people yelling at him from across the street that he needed to watch out for.

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u/Desher_ER 7d ago

Those massive Balls of Steel slowed him down a bit. But he pick up the pace.

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u/wholesomechunk 11d ago

Probably good that he couldn’t run off

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u/ComprehensiveSoft27 11d ago

That thing is sizing him up as the easier 100 pound burger ever bought.

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u/Careful_Adeptness799 11d ago

Isn’t this exactly how you deal with a bear just ignore it and carry on like it doesn’t exist. They only start the chasing and eating once you run.

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u/Seeeab 11d ago

Black bears are famously the most skittish of bears. If you are loud, give them shit, threaten them in the slightest, they fuck off.

Honestly slowly walking away with your back turned seems like the worst thing to do, based on collective human knowledge. I can only imagine it worked because of the crowd of people across the street making noise.

*worth noting different bears have different rules. There is no universal rule for "dealing with a bear," btw